Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

I was NOT AWARE the DEAD RELATIVE CARD had been played. I hope they keep changing the story until they find one people cannot REBUT!

HE LOST HIS HOUSE KEYS IN SUNDERLAND AND HAD TO GO FETCH THEM!

HE WANTED TO GIVE HIS CHILD THE TRUE TASTE OF A DURHAM CHIPPY UNDER LOCKDOWN!

HIS UBER DRIVER TOOK HIM TO THE WRONG DESTINATION!

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Oh I bet PETIT DOM CUM loves his chips! I’m willing to overlook EVERYTHING NOW!

Never mind that there’s a perfectly good chipperie (featuring pickled eggs :disco:) five minutes up the road on Newington Green :side-eye:
 
ZenGiraffe said:


The internet detectives are on the case. I expect a massive break in the case overnight. Geeks don't sleep, and we love them for that.
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Get Baudi Moovan onto this PRONTO

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I wouldn't get too excited about The Fail...remember Sarah Vine is one of their "writers" and she fancies herself as Lady MacBeth.
 
This from a self styled (Boris voting) centrist on my Facebook this morning. I knew she would post something, she can never resist. She's very much a suburban Tory, middle management in the Civil Service from Liam Fox land.

For me it's not so much about what he claims he did and why, it's about the trail of lies Cummings and his wife have dropped along the way to cover their tracks.
If he had an ounce of integrity regardless of whether he thinks his actions are right or wrong he'd resign now as he'd see the damage this is doing.
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I suspect her opinion isn't that unusual.
 
Loufoque said:
DM being described as a "Remainer paper" by some Tory apologist on Sky News. I mean, GWORL. On the other hand, Gags back at #1 and the the DM Remoaning. We love to see it. :disco:
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Oh, the Tory twats are out in force claiming the MSM have always had it in for the Tories. The MSM who, they may recall, were instrumental in putting this wildly unsuitable, shit-haired wanker into power in the first place.
 
I like Olaf Falafal's tweet where he suggested that Cummings bought a whole page of the Next Directory and then wore it all at once.
 
Should we start a thread fo speculate what DIRT DomCum has on Boris and the rest of the cabinet that is contributing to such a staunch defence?
 
Peekaboo said:
It's all happening right outside Rasputin's door on a sunny bank holiday

bUt WiLL sOmEoNe ThInK oF tHe ChIlD iN tHe HoUsE?????

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Well, they had better be from the same household... [/cop]
 
Tetris-Rock said:
Should we start a thread fo speculate what DIRT DomCum has on Boris and the rest of the cabinet that is contributing to such a staunch defence?
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Oh, he absolutely knows where the bodies are buried and I'm not totally sure that's just figurative.

Maybe Boris shagged a live pig rather than just a dead pig's head, like "Dave" Cameron.
 
He's totally the bone collector.

Unfortunately it looks like this will remain a UK media and public interest story. Hasn't really gone beyond a note in most European media outlets. More international pressure / negative press would throw more cats among the pigeons but every country is still busy reporting on their own / general European Corona struggles.
 
My old friend who has turned into a weird right-wing LOON of late is of course defending him, even though at the time it happened in late March he was RANTING AND RAVING about people not following the rules. Can I be ARSED to point this out? I already hid him from my post yesterday cos I couldn't be doing with his SHIT.
 
ButterTart said:
I've liked more Piers Morgan Tweets in the last 24 hours than I ever expected to in a lifetime. Who'd have thought this would be the thing that finally gets the entire political spectrum united on a single cause?
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Hasn't Piers Morgan been REVAMPING some of his opinions of late? I've noticed him speaking out on various subjects then I'd never expect him to do.
Not that I think he's a good man AT ALL, but for somebody who holds so much SWAY with the British gammons it's interesting to see.
 


@bbclaurak: Dominic Cummings is expected to give a public statement and take questions later himself, as calls for him to quit and explain himself mount

I CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW THIS TURNS OUT
 
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