Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

i love this. i talked to my friend about it yesterday. she was like, but can this bring about any change, not even of a systemic nature. i told her that i'm not necessarily thinking about change here. that feels too much to even ask for in our broken social system where we're governed by shameless sycophants. ALL i want right now, is to see them suffer.
 
Beverley said:
i love this. i talked to my friend about it yesterday. she was like, but can this bring about any change, not even of a systemic nature. i told her that i'm not necessarily thinking about change here. that feels too much to even ask for in our broken social system where we're governed by shameless sycophants. ALL i want right now, is to see them suffer.
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Yeah this. They’re on the hook good and proper, every attempt to mitigate or control the narrative ends in the public having less faith in them. Apparently FloJo’s approval ratings have taken a hammering this weekend, but not checked them myself.
 
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Peekaboo said:
Disappointed to report he is also SMOOTH AS A BABY'S BOTTOM.
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Oh he doesn’t look like he’d be hairy anyway and I have decades of finely tuning that all-important HAIRDAR. Unfortunately it doesn’t seem to weed out the monsters with horrible personalities but there you go

STILL WOULD
 
I do hope everyone’s favourite Prime Minister daddy Xavier Bettel has a healthy chest rug.

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Never mind poppet, there’s always Charles Michel but he’s mine so hands off bint :tongueout:
 
Isn’t there a separate thread somewhere for politicians we’d do? I’m sure I remember that awful @VoR being a bit shady and suggesting someone unsavoury he thought I’d fancy, which of course I DID :tongueout:
 
There is the "people you fancy against your better judgement" thread, but yes perhaps a politicians SPIN-OFF is in order (so long as no-one says DomCum obviously)
 
Kate said:
perhaps a politicians SPIN-OFF is in order (so long as no-one says DomCum obviously)
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Oh I think someone SHOULD to get the party started. Standard very generous Zu prize of 25p and a mini bag of Skips to the first person to confess their insatiable lust for DOM :horny:

Don’t forget everyone - no-one’s here to judge!
 
Peekaboo said:
This is slightly off-topic but I just found out about the Leo Varadkar BARE-CHESTED PICNIC FROLICS UNDER LOCKDOWN. Do you get the feeling you were the only idiot in town not meeting anyone while the rules said so? I'm organising an ORGY TONIGHT, fuck this shit!
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Leo's partner is ripped...
 
I was going to ask whether previous PMs have had advisers with such an insanely central and apparently indispensable role, but then Nick Timothy and Fiona Hill came to mind, which of course ended ever so well :side-eye:
 
Tetris-Rock said:
He's got dirt on them or they're beyond useless without him. PROBABLY BOTH.
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Probably knows Boris never had corona and the lie would bring him down :disco: I can't lie, I quite enjoy the idea of Dom being the grubby Machiavellian lovechild of Lady Macbeth and Frank Underwood.
 
Jark said:
Probably knows Boris never had corona and the lie would bring him down :disco:
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I've said that all along. Like fuck Boris had Covid. He was hidden away while the heat died down, except it didn't and we're now seeing the useless pissflump for what he is - a big pile of badger winnits in an unconvincing prime minister costume.
 
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octophone said:
I've said that all along. Like fuck Boris had Covid.
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If so and the idea came from DomCum, he actually played a blinder - not only getting Boris (i) some good PR for the braindeads and (ii) out of the heat of the kitchen, but also making him (DC) impossible to part with on account of knowing too much.
 
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