Melodifestivalen 2022 GOSSIP OCH BITCHING thread

[Apoca]

Wild Child is a TRIUMPH.

 

[Zu]

Dancing with wolves in my kingdom of dreams

I mean we're ALL AT IT!

 

[Penelope]

Also in terms of NEWCOMERS - a Seinabo Sey DIREKT TILL FRIENDS BAIT second heat pimp slot entry would go down just DELICIOUSLY now it's been a few years since her last big'un

 

[Zu]

That awful @Penelope has blatantly only started this thread to whip us into a totally unrequired and entirely premature state of hysteria

It's like that coffee morning where I ALMOST DIED all over again!

 

[COB]

Dancing with wolves in my kingdom of dreams

I mean we're ALL AT IT!

Speaking of indulging in questionable behaviour with animals, how about a return for Running With Lions star Alice (who I assume is still very famous in Sweden but I'm not going to check)?

 

[Penelope]

Speaking of indulging in questionable behaviour with animals, how about a return for Running With Lions star Alice (who I assume is still very famous in Sweden but I'm not going to check)?

Fat chance. Fed to them after to save her the shame

 

[win_the_game]

I'd love Etzia to have another go. She was done up something rotten by the smoke machine in '17

 

[Penelope]

Although as others from that heat go - BRING BACK ANINIA!

 

[Zu]

Oh God YouTube has moved onto Ace Wilder covers of Lena Ph songs and YOU ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE HER

 

[Penelope]

I'd love Etiza to have another go. She was done up something rotten by the smoke machine in '17

Pfft - AND THE REST

 

[Soldi]

KAMFERDROPS to bring SHAME ON NORWAY once again too

 

[Penelope]

Oh God YouTube has moved onto Ace Wilder covers of Lena Ph songs and YOU ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE HER

A simply DELECTABLE cover

 

[COB]

Although as others from that heat go - BRING BACK ANINIA!

Oh god yes please, I loved this HIGH SUMMONER

 

[Penelope]

Another one that feels VERY overdue given he's probably the only runner-up of recent times not to come back yet (other than Salem al Fakir, but obviously he moved on to MUCH bigger things) - Oscar Zia!




As HOST after last year's star turn if NOTHING ELSE

 

[D5K]

That W still really pisses me off so THIS PLEASE

And how they're trying to make it into her logo!

 

[Zu]

A simply DELECTABLE cover

Yes, THAT ONE

 

[Soldi]

Another one that feels VERY overdue given he's probably the only runner-up of recent times not to come back yet (other than Salem al Fakir, but obviously he moved on to MUCH bigger things) - Oscar Zia!




As HOST after last year's star turn if NOTHING ELSE

Oh PLEASE NO

He reminds me of those awful Twitter gays who always moan about looking terrible but post daily photos of their abs.

 

[Zu]

All this chat and nobody has thought to give totally robbed and cross-eyed astronaut obsessive NEO an ANDRA CHANSEN

 

[Penelope]

Oh PLEASE NO

He reminds me of those awful Twitter gays who always moan about looking terrible but post daily photos of their abs.

Pfft - don't pretend you still wouldn't GLADLY HAVE A NIGHT IN WITH HIM!

 

[Penelope]

All this chat and nobody has thought to give totally robbed and cross-eyed astronaut obsessive NEO an ANDRA CHANSEN

Don't make me get the TASERS AGAIN SUSAN

 

[Soldi]

DR ALBAN to return also please

Something similar to BORN IN AFRICA ideally

 

[Soldi]

Pfft - don't pretend you still wouldn't GLADLY HAVE A NIGHT IN WITH HIM!

He hardly screams DOM TOP love!

 

[Kratz]

Plus LESBAIN OF THE YEAR MARIETTE PLEASE

Don’t get me started on A Million Years!

The best entry in recent history that isn’t Still Young? Possibly!

 

[Zu]

NEO 4 2022 WIN WITH REWRITE OF SAME SONG

 

[Penelope]

WHO DOES!

Well, OTHER than me but obviously that's all ACADEMIC

 

[Soldi]

Don’t get me started on A Million Years!

The best entry in recent history that isn’t Still Young? Possibly!

SO MANY good songs in 2017 and the fucking TREADMILL won it!

 

[Penelope]

Don’t get me started on A Million Years!

The best entry in recent history that isn’t Still Young? Possibly!

ASHES TO ASHES!

 

[Zu]

I'll give anyone 10 PENCE who can actually hum the entirety of a MARIONETTE ENTRY

 

[Penelope]

SO MANY good songs in 2017 and the fucking TREADMILL won it!

Look, it was the TREADMILL or the GROPEY BULL

 

[Kratz]

ASHES TO ASHES!

Oh my goodness! Of course! I am going to wash my brain out with soap.

 

[Penelope]

I'll give anyone 10 PENCE who can actually hum the entirety of a MARIONETTE ENTRY

Don't Stop Believing is FAMOUSLY a CLASSIC!

 

[Lucille]

God Soldi there’s more to life than just STUFFING YOUR HOOP.

 

[Soldi]

I think Mariette’s 2015 EP was my MOST PLAYED ALBAM of the year or something ridiculous

 

[Soldi]

God Soldi there’s more to life than just STUFFING YOUR HOOP.

That’s a bit rich coming from you SWEET CHEEKS

 

[Zu]

Don't Stop Believing is FAMOUSLY a CLASSIC!

NOT IN MY WORLD DARLING

 

[Kratz]

Not turn this into more Bergendahl badinage but I do expect Ashes to Ashes is my all time most played song on Spotify.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry Oscar I’m not interested, I’d rather get LOOSED UP by SCOUSE DADDY.

 

[Zu]

Oh @Penelope it's all turning VERY NASTY

It's like the time you ruined @Suomi's lovely party

 

[Penelope]

That’s a bit rich coming from you SWEET CHEEKS

FAMOUSLY quite into stuffing his nostrils as WELL!

 

[Penelope]

Sorry Oscar I’m not interested, I’d rather get LOOSED UP by SCOUSE DADDY.

Are you COMING ONTO VoR here?!