ASFM GROUP THERAPY

[ButterTart]

I was genuinely considering sending Lady D'Arbanville by Cat Stevens to the Top 40 contest.

This was when I thought I was going top ten and could afford to let my hair down.

 

[Soldi]

Has VV Brown ever had a UK Top 40?

 

[rhythmbandit]

Has VV Brown ever had a UK Top 40?

Shark in the Water got to #34 in 2009.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I have a great new song that would have been lovely for ASFM but it’s over 8 mins.

 

[ButterTart]

great new song

over 8 mins

Unless it's trance those two phrases are mutually exclusive.

 

[OutSynk]

it’s over 8 mins.

Is that really what you want to be telling the girls in the therapy group?

 

[ButterTart]

I've just checked my two prime candidates for Top 40 Festivalen and they've both been mentioned multiple times on Moopy, but not for years.

I'm assuming this doesn't matter so much for this round, mind...

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Unless it's trance those two phrases are mutually exclusive.

It’s some kind of electronic jazz thing.

 

[ButterTart]

It’s some kind of electronic jazz thing.

So far this is less terrible than your description suggests

 

[Soldi]

It’s some kind of electronic jazz thing.

Oh I listened to that ALBAM the other day! Love it!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Is that really what you want to be telling the girls in the therapy group?

I’m not here to cure them.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Oh I listened to that ALBAM the other day! Love it!

It’s a masterpiece!

 

[OutSynk]

Katy is my song and the girl with the sunglasses is Mopsy.

 

[Iguana]

 

[Raining on Me]

Your song was so good. I feel synth backlashing needs to be backstabbed (in the back). Cannot believe the shit that finished above us but I'm lumping you in my loser group so we have retaliatory strength TOGETHER

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Iguana]

Your song was so good. I feel synth backlashing needs to be backstabbed (in the back). Cannot believe the shit that finished above us but I'm lumping you in my loser group so we have retaliatory strength TOGETHER

Bless you! Mine was a bit of a throwback to ASFMs from about a year ago so I can see why it didn't get much traction but I'm glad you liked it! Together we are stronger*

*Especially as you usually place at least 20 points ahead of me

 

[Penelope]

@Suomi blocked me on WhatsApp again for not voting for him

 

[jyxz]

 

[Tisch]

My second NINETEENTH PLACE despite my impeccable taste.

 

[Iguana]

You're not welcome in this group

 

[jivafox]

 

[Tisch]

Who invited her?

 

[jyxz]

You're not welcome in this group

TWICE!

 

[octophone]

 

[Iguana]

 

[Soldi]

@Suomi blocked me on WhatsApp again for not voting for him

@ZenGiraffe spent the whole results show messaging me about his new dishwasher

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenGiraffe spent the whole results show messaging me about his new dishwasher

I'm very excited about it.

Also it was revenge for you messaging me "Oh Zen, what the fuck is this" when my song came on during the sync listen

 

[Iguana]

I'm very excited about it.

Also it was revenge for you messaging me "Oh Zen, what the fuck is this" when my song came on during the sync listen

I believe i called it a "game changer"

But I didn't say what game

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I believe i called it a "game changer"

But I didn't say what game

Well I'm sure it won it, whatever it was

 

[Phoenix]

Some very unkind things were said about me and my entry to which I say

 

[Soldi]

Well you should’ve fucking voted shouldn’t you

 

[ButterTart]

Can't believe it's been nearly four hours and we've still not got a host for the next show.

 

[Iguana]

Usually they've already launched by now

 

[Saltwater]

At least we got a date for Worldvision the other countries.

 

[octophone]

Can't believe it's been nearly four hours and we've still not got a host for the next show.

...but quite a few people saying they need a wee rest.

 

[Kratz]

I wonder if Molly might be lured back to Melodifestivalen after her strong showing tonight.

 

[Soldi]

I think the person who complained the most (mentioning no names but @RaspberrySwirl) should host the next one

 

[Iguana]

...but quite a few people saying they need a wee rest.

The thing is though, people can sit it out if don't they want to take part - no obligation to enter!

 

[Iguana]

I liked you back in it though @octophone