ZenGiraffe
Who is SHE though?
MORNING
Just bought a ninja foodie in the black Friday sale as it's a really good price.
I have no idea how to cook in it though
Is that the cooker one? My mate has one and says its amazing
One of my clients once asked me to pay to come to their work do! Get fucked.It's the work Christmas "do" tonight. I'm not going because I'm a grinch who refused to pay £52 for the privilege of being stuck in a room with hundreds of people from other companies with a crappy buffet and shit music, alcohol at wedding prices and then a fifty quid taxi-ride home on my own. The bucking-reindeer sealed my non-attendance. Office lady says she'll try and record it on her phone when office girl likely gets drunk and goes for boss's niece's throat.
Work make you pay for your Christmas do? Outrageous!
Work make you pay for your Christmas do? Outrageous!
This sounds HORRIFYING.Ours were held in clubs and employees were *strongly encouraged* to come up with an idea of a stage performance each, or in small teams so that in between drinking and eating a show made up by us would unfold. Sometimes if there was some professional doing a show in the club they've booked (a singer or a drag queen or a gogo-boy depending on the location), they would do their show too and collaborate in one of our performances. At the end we had to vote by SMS and the top 3 winning shows would earn money prizes.
I was fully expecting that story to have ended with four teenage lads with fractured jaws and Floppet emerging unscathed, but pleased it didn't turn out that way!
Against your average teenager, I know who I'd put my money on.I can't throw a decent punch to save my life, Mr F tried to teach me again during lockdown but my wrists are too weak now. I'd rugby-tackle then put the boot in, nobody expects a woman to rugby-tackle. I haven't done it for probably twenty-five years but I'm sure it'd all come back to me if needed.
In reality, I'd hope that Ridley would bite them.
HA I was thinking they were FOUL myself and quite out of characterNo, I'm at a friend's
Frankly I'm more upset that you think I'd have heart shaped bowls
No, I'm at a friend's
Frankly I'm more upset that you think I'd have heart shaped bowls
Tacky as hell.What's wrong with heart shaped bowls?
Asking for a friend
Actually, you firstYES as long as I never have to share mine and be judged too
That would involve me standing up and putting down my glass of wine so NAHActually, you first