ASFM: April Lucky-Dip Switcheroo - RESULTS TONIGHT @19:30 BST

[Rita]

Soz Beb.

You’re definitely above my age bracket.

Most people of age usually ARE, no?

 

[ButterTart]

Who could probably STILL at 48 and going through the menopause pass for your DAUGHTER.

I love that @Soldi's absence has meant a sudden and not unwelcome feud with @jyxz

Always delivering the content

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

23/38
Now Voting: dUb​

20: 3% of Moopy: Fletcher - Healing
15: VoR's Iconic Pointless Eye-roll: Caroline Kingsbury - Fall In Love
12: Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
10: Rabid Jessie J Stans: Lion Babe - Frida Kahlo
8: Keri Hilson upskirt: Rigoberta Bandini - In Spain We Call It Soledad
7: Ditto Drag Reveal: Laleh - Svenska 2
6: Little girl waving down: Sotomayor - Quema
5: Liz Truss Pork Markets: Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet) - Бібліотека
4: Chop Chop Chop: audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath
3: Найкраще місце для брутального: Rezz feat. Dove Cameron - Taste of You
2: funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
1: Fun Place to Sit: Pearl Charles - Only for Tonight

 

[Nancy]

FUCK FUCK FUCK! And FUCK again!

 

[Rita]

I love that @Soldi's absence has meant a sudden and not unwelcome feud with @jyxz

Always delivering the content

Oh they ALL try and come for me, darling. It’s just because they want to BE ME.

 

[Nancy]

I love you @dUb!

 

[Rita]

@dUb you are my WORLD!

 

[Nancy]

The COME BACK begins!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Let's take a quick peek at the scoreboard now:

	Gif Name	Artist	Song	Participant	Total
1	Keri Hilson upskirt	Rigoberta Bandini	In Spain We Call It Soledad	Iguana	146
2	Mascot Apocalypse	Studio Killers	Jenny	Berly	122
3	Celine Loves Fisting	VELÜR	Поцілуй мене	OutSynk	102
4	Fun Place to Sit	Pearl Charles	Only For Tonight	Raining On Me	90
5	Chop Chop Chop	audiobooks	Friends In The Bubble Bath	Kate	78
6	Liz Truss Pork Markets	Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet)	Бібліотека	straightorbroken	77
7	I Got It	Fishbach	Un autre que moi	Soldi	73
8	VoR’s Iconic Pointless Eye-roll	Caroline Kingsbury	Fall In Love	Tisch	68
9	Candle… in the eye	Faouzia	Puppet	Kratz	67
10	3% of Moopy	Fletcher	Healing	RJN	64
11	It's Joan Crawford dude!	Ellie Warren	Satelittes	jyxz	64
12	The Best Place For…	Rezz feat. Dove Cameron	Taste of You	dmlaw	64
13	Fucking Liar Camille	Gryffin with AlunaGeorge & Gorgon City	Baggage	Alex	59
14	Trajectory Of An Entry	Karyn White	Secret Rendezvous	Ill Advised	59
15	Shock, Grief and Leakage	Alex Alexander	Dopamine	SystemAddict	58
16	Blair fondled by Bush	Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö	Suomidancee	ButterTart	57
17	Nene Walking Away	Lee Jung Hyun	와 (Wa)	Haiku	56
18	BOBS	Meg Myers	Desire	Superstylin'	51
19	LATE NIGHT DRUNK MOOPY	Kendal Johnson	Blue Moon	Suomi	47
20	Moopy's manifesto circa 2007	Nancy Ajram	Ah W Noss	ZenGiraffe	43
21	Rabid Jessie J Stans	Lion Babe	Frida Kahlo	rhythmbandit	43
22	cats are evil	LiSa	ADAMAS	Apoca	40
23	Sassy cheerleader bitch	Devin Townsend Project	Bend it like Bender!	Indie	40
24	Me winning ASFM	Olga Voskonyan	Cars	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	35
25	Losing my SHIT	Lee Foss x Anabel Englund	Warm Disco	Music	30
26	funky being hit by lorry	Elias Kaskinen	Beibe	Lucille	29
27	Little girl waving down slide	Sotomayor	Quema	Rita	29
28	Tessa Hartmann being annoying	Roll Dann	The Fist	RaspberrySwirl	27
29	Moopy picking ASFM entries	Tasos Xiarcho & Konnie Metaxa	Mono Pago	Queen of the Bay	25
30	I refuse to diminish…	Queen Bee	夜天 (STARRY NIGHT)	COB	23
31	Madame X Tour	Cheat Codes with Little Big Town & Bryn Christopher	Never Love You Again	dUb	23
32	Another ballad!?	Raphaël	L'année la plus chaude de tous les temps	ZZ	17
33	Ditto Drag Reveal	Laleh	Svenska 2	Nancy	16
34	That's really shit.	Kylie Auldist	Sensational	funky	16
35	ZenGiraffe being naughty	Ana Bacalhau	Que Me Interessa A Mim	BoysForSeles	8
36	That's My Opinion	Kyoko Fukada	Kimi no Hitomi ni Koishiteru	Diddy	0
37	Insane Gays Handling Rejection	The Veronicas	Lolita	Ag	-34
38	Current Daily Mood	Camille	Money Note	Penelope	-45

 

[straightorbroken]

23/38
Now Voting: dUb​

20: 3% of Moopy: Fletcher - Healing
15: VoR's Iconic Pointless Eye-roll: Caroline Kingsbury - Fall In Love
12: Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
10: Rabid Jessie J Stans: Lion Babe - Frida Kahlo
8: Keri Hilson upskirt: Rigoberta Bandini - In Spain We Call It Soledad
7: Ditto Drag Reveal: Laleh - Svenska 2
6: Little girl waving down: Sotomayor - Quema
5: Liz Truss Pork Markets: Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet) - Бібліотека
4: Chop Chop Chop: audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath
3: Найкраще місце для брутального: Rezz feat. Dove Cameron - Taste of You
2: funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
1: Fun Place to Sit: Pearl Charles - Only for Tonight

When I seen it was dUb I just thought "great, I've no vocals" and much to my surprise a 5

 

[Iguana]

@Berly let's take this outside (you can wear your bike joggers)

 

[Rita]

27!!!

 

[ButterTart]

36

That's My Opinion

Kyoko Fukada

Kimi no Hitomi ni Koishiteru

Diddy

0

 

[jyxz]

Look at @Raining On Me shooting up (not literally) to #4!

TEAM PEARL

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Poor @Diddy still at 0 but also

 

[Rita]

So at this stage Lolly’s song is more to Moopy taste than any of my usual suspects!

 

[ButterTart]

Poor @Diddy still at 0 but also

And STILL with a comfortable lead over the two songs below him

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

24/38
Now Voting: Berly​

20: Sassy cheerleader bitch: Devin Townsend Project - Bend it like Bender
15: funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
12: Fun Place to Sit: Pearl Charles - Only for Tonight
10: That's really shit.: Kylie Auldist - Sensational
8: Current Daily Mood: Camille - Money Note
7: Fucking Liar Camille: Gryffin with AlunaGeorge & Gorgon City - Baggage
6: Найкраще місце для брутального: Rezz feat. Dove Cameron - Taste of You
5: Shock, Grief and Leakage: Alex Alexander - Dopamine
4: LATE NIGHT DRUNK MOOPY: Kendal Johnson - Blue Moon
3: It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
2: Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
1: 3% of Moopy: Fletcher - Healing

 

[ButterTart]

24/38
Now Voting: Berly​

20: Sassy cheerleader bitch: Devin Townsend Project - Bend it like Bender
15: funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
12: Fun Place to Sit: Pearl Charles - Only for Tonight
10: That's really shit.: Kylie Auldist - Sensational
8: Current Daily Mood: Camille - Money Note
7: Fucking Liar Camille: Gryffin with AlunaGeorge & Gorgon City - Baggage
6: Найкраще місце для брутального: Rezz feat. Dove Cameron - Taste of You
5: Shock, Grief and Leakage: Alex Alexander - Dopamine
4: LATE NIGHT DRUNK MOOPY: Kendal Johnson - Blue Moon
3: It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
2: Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
1: 3% of Moopy: Fletcher - Healing

I mean I'm fucking FUMING at being snubbed yet again but at least the second best song got the 20.

 

[Nancy]

I mean I'm fucking FUMING at being snubbed yet again but at least the second best song got the 20.

No I didn't

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Faster please

 

[Soldi]

Faster please

Here comes Miss Snappy Sally

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

25/38
Now Voting: HerSereneHignessAnniFred
​

20: Chop Chop Chop: audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath
15: Celine Loves Fisting: VELÜR - ПОЦIЛУЙ МЕНЕ
12: Shock, Grief and Leakage: Alex Alexander - Dopamine
10: LATE NIGHT DRUNK MOOPY: Kendal Johnson - Blue Moon
8: ZenGiraffe being naughty: Ana Bacalhau - Que Me Interessa A Mim
7: Liz Truss Pork Markets: Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet) - Бібліотек
6: Keri Hilson upskirt: Rigoberta Bandini - In Spain We Call It Soledad
5: That's my opinion: Kyoko Fukada - Kimi no Hitomi ni Koishiteru
4: Mascot Apocalypse: Studio Killers - Jenny
3: funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
2: Moopy's manifesto circa 2007: Nancy Ajram - Ah W Noss
1: Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet

 

[Raining on Me]

That might be the only time @Berly and I have ever exchanged such high scores.

PEARL AND JENNY 4EVER XX

 

[Saltwater]

Yaaay Queen Diddy got his first points

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Points for Diddy!

 

[Berly]

8/38
Now Voting: Kate​

20: Mascot Apocalypse: Studio Killers - Jenny​

15: Liz Truss Pork Markets: Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet) - Бібліотека
12: Blair fondled by Bush: Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö - Suomidancee
10: Nene Walking Away: Lee Jung Hyun - 와 (Wa)
8: I Got It: Fishbach - Un autre que moi
7: Shock, Grief and Leakage: Alex Alexander - Dopamine
6: LATE NIGHT DRUNK MOOPY: Kendal Johnson - Blue Moon
5: Insane Gays Handling Rejection: The Veronicas - Lolita
4: Tessa Hartmann being annoying: Roll Dann - The Fist
3: Me winning ASFM: Olga Voskonyan - Cars (Автомобили)
2: Celine Loves Fisting: VELÜR - ПОЦIЛУЙ МЕНЕ
1: Fun Place to Sit: Pearl Charles - Only for Tonight

Omg I have NEVER had a single point from @Kate before

 

[Rita]

Omg I have NEVER had a single point from @Kate before

Neither have I hun, neither have I.

 

[ButterTart]

Yet more treachery.

 

[jyxz]

Thought @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid would be all over ‘Satellites’

Ah well.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

And other than those minus points, everyone is now off the starting block and has points!

Two thirds of the way into voting, here is what the scores look like:

	Gif Name	Artist	Song	Participant	Total
1	Keri Hilson upskirt	Rigoberta Bandini	In Spain We Call It Soledad	Iguana	152
2	Mascot Apocalypse	Studio Killers	Jenny	Berly	126
3	Celine Loves Fisting	VELÜR	Поцілуй мене	OutSynk	117
4	Fun Place to Sit	Pearl Charles	Only For Tonight	Raining On Me	102
5	Chop Chop Chop	audiobooks	Friends In The Bubble Bath	Kate	98
6	Liz Truss Pork Markets	Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet)	Бібліотека	straightorbroken	84
7	Shock, Grief and Leakage	Alex Alexander	Dopamine	SystemAddict	75
8	I Got It	Fishbach	Un autre que moi	Soldi	73
9	Candle… in the eye	Faouzia	Puppet	Kratz	70
10	The Best Place For…	Rezz feat. Dove Cameron	Taste of You	dmlaw	70
11	VoR’s Iconic Pointless Eye-roll	Caroline Kingsbury	Fall In Love	Tisch	68
12	It's Joan Crawford dude!	Ellie Warren	Satelittes	jyxz	67
13	Fucking Liar Camille	Gryffin with AlunaGeorge & Gorgon City	Baggage	Alex	66
14	3% of Moopy	Fletcher	Healing	RJN	65
15	LATE NIGHT DRUNK MOOPY	Kendal Johnson	Blue Moon	Suomi	61
16	Sassy cheerleader bitch	Devin Townsend Project	Bend it like Bender!	Indie	60
17	Trajectory Of An Entry	Karyn White	Secret Rendezvous	Ill Advised	59
18	Blair fondled by Bush	Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö	Suomidancee	ButterTart	57
19	Nene Walking Away	Lee Jung Hyun	와 (Wa)	Haiku	56
20	BOBS	Meg Myers	Desire	Superstylin'	51
21	funky being hit by lorry	Elias Kaskinen	Beibe	Lucille	47
22	Moopy's manifesto circa 2007	Nancy Ajram	Ah W Noss	ZenGiraffe	45
23	Rabid Jessie J Stans	Lion Babe	Frida Kahlo	rhythmbandit	43
24	cats are evil	LiSa	ADAMAS	Apoca	40
25	Me winning ASFM	Olga Voskonyan	Cars	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	35
26	Losing my SHIT	Lee Foss x Anabel Englund	Warm Disco	Music	30
27	Little girl waving down slide	Sotomayor	Quema	Rita	29
28	Tessa Hartmann being annoying	Roll Dann	The Fist	RaspberrySwirl	27
29	That's really shit.	Kylie Auldist	Sensational	funky	26
30	Moopy picking ASFM entries	Tasos Xiarcho & Konnie Metaxa	Mono Pago	Queen of the Bay	25
31	I refuse to diminish…	Queen Bee	夜天 (STARRY NIGHT)	COB	23
32	Madame X Tour	Cheat Codes with Little Big Town & Bryn Christopher	Never Love You Again	dUb	23
33	Another ballad!?	Raphaël	L'année la plus chaude de tous les temps	ZZ	17
34	Ditto Drag Reveal	Laleh	Svenska 2	Nancy	16
35	ZenGiraffe being naughty	Ana Bacalhau	Que Me Interessa A Mim	BoysForSeles	16
36	That's My Opinion	Kyoko Fukada	Kimi no Hitomi ni Koishiteru	Diddy	5
37	Insane Gays Handling Rejection	The Veronicas	Lolita	Ag	-34
38	Current Daily Mood	Camille	Money Note	Penelope	-37

 

[Nancy]

It couldn't be going much worse.

 

[Rita]

OH DEAR

 

[Nancy]

Why did no-one like my song's QUIRKY LYRICS?

 

[Nancy]

IN SWEDISH

 

[Saltwater]

It couldn't be going much worse.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

IN SWEDISH

Svenska 2, that’s Swedish for immigrant kids. Moopy is obviously racist.

 

[Lucille]

The fucking shade if he’s trolling Iguana ALL THIS TIME!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

26/38
Now Voting: Queen of the Bay​

20: I Got It / Fishbach - Un autre que moi
15: Another ballad?! / Raphael - L'année la plus chaude de tous les temps
12: Keri Hilson upskirt / Rigoberta Bandini - In Spain We Call It Soledad
10: 3% of Moopy / Fletcher - Healing
08: Trajectory Of An Entry / Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
07: funky being hit by lorry / Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
06: Candle... in the eye / Faouzia - Puppet
05: Liz Truss Pork Markets - Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet) - Бібліотека
04: Little girl waving down slide / Sotomayor - Quema
03: I refuse to diminish my character to survive / QUEEN BEE - 夜天(STARRY NIGHT)
02: Shock, Grief and Leakage / Alex Alexander - Dopamine
01: Rabid Jessie J Stans / Lion Babe - Frida Kahlo

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Svenska 2, that’s Swedish for immigrant kids. Moopy is obviously racist.

It was also a very poor choice.