ASFM: April Lucky-Dip Switcheroo - RESULTS TONIGHT @19:30 BST

[dmlaw]

Oh, you are actually doing these in presentation order, so I’ll be last. I should conceal my contempt for most of the currently successful songs.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

O M G I actually got a big fat 7 from Rita Queen of pop, techno and rave

 

[Nancy]

Hoping I'm on a roll now!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, you are actually doing these in presentation order, so I’ll be last. I should conceal my contempt for most of the currently successful songs.

There are a couple of gems in the top ten, and if @Iguana holds his lead it'll be one of the very few times I've ever voted for the winner.

 

[straightorbroken]

20/38
Now Voting: Rita​

20: Blair fondled by Bush - Chorale feat. Lepistö - Suomidancee
15: Mascot Apocalypse: Studio Killers - Jenny
12: Insane Gays Handling Rejection: The Veronicas - Lolita
10 Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
8: It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
7: Tessa Hartmann being annoying: Roll Dann - The Fist
6: Fucking Liar Camille: Gryffin with AlunaGeorge & Gorgon City - Baggage
5: Ditto Drag Reveal: Laleh - Svenska 2
4: Town & Bryn Christopher - Never Love You Again
3: 3% of Moopy: Fletcher - Healing
2: Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
1: BOBS: Meg Myers - Desire

I'd be offended had she listened to them for more than 30 seconds.

 

[jyxz]

Thanks for the votes @Rita

 

[Rita]

THAT is how you do it.

 

[Soldi]

HI CUNTS

 

[Iguana]

There are a couple of gems in the top ten, and if @Iguana holds his lead it'll be one of the very few times I've ever voted for the winner.

I feel like Jenny is coming for my crown.

But I'll fight her for it. I've had red wine.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Oh, you are actually doing these in presentation order, so I’ll be last. I should conceal my contempt for most of the currently successful songs.

Oh so the voting wasn’t planned to hide the winner. @Iguana will actually walk it.

 

[ButterTart]

HI CUNTS

Could someone say hi to S*ldi for me? I'm not speaking to it.

 

[Rita]

HI CUNTS

DON’T bring your JESY NELSON attitude in HERE!

 

[Soldi]

DON’T bring your JESY NELSON attitude in HERE!

Funny you should say that. Little Mix we’re on at work tonight

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

21/38
Now Voting: straightorbroken​

20. VELÜR - ПОЦIЛУЙ МЕНЕ
15. Kendal Johansson - Blue Moon
12. Audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath
10. The Veronicas - Lolita
08. DEVIN TOWNSEND PROJECT - Bend It Like Bender
07. Camille - Money note
06. Ellie Warren - Satellites
05. Meg Myers - Desire
04. Lee Foss x Anabel Englund - Warm Disco
03. LION BABE - Frida Kahlo
02. Lee Jung Hyun - Wa
01. Alex Alexander - Dopamine

 

[Rita]

Funny you should say that. Little Mix we’re on at work tonight

NANCE already informed us.

 

[Nancy]

Funny you should say that. Little Mix we’re on at work tonight

KEEP UP

 

[ButterTart]

DON’T bring your JESY NELSON attitude in HERE!

The state of that Jesy these days:

 

[ButterTart]

21/38
Now Voting: straightorbroken​

20. VELÜR - ПОЦIЛУЙ МЕНЕ
15. Kendal Johansson - Blue Moon
12. Audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath
10. The Veronicas - Lolita
08. DEVIN TOWNSEND PROJECT - Bend It Like Bender
07. Camille - Money note
06. Ellie Warren - Satellites
05. Meg Myers - Desire
04. Lee Foss x Anabel Englund - Warm Disco
03. LION BABE - Frida Kahlo
02. Lee Jung Hyun - Wa
01. Alex Alexander - Dopamine

This has been a disappointing follow up to Rita's votes.

 

[Rita]

This has been a disappointing follow up to Rita's votes.

Darling, they all are.

 

[RJN]

@RJN CHEERS Y'ALL!

Alright?

 

[Lucille]

So NASTY and so SPITEFUL.

 

[Nancy]

So NASTY and so SPITEFUL.

You and your fancy FONT EFFECTS

 

[jyxz]

@Rita needs to get Vera to pick her next entry

How old is she Reet?

 

[Nancy]

@Rita needs to get Vera to pick her next entry

How old is she Reet?

Vera off the telly?

 

[Raining on Me]

More votes for the Bubble Bath nonsense please!

 

[Rita]

@Rita needs to get Vera to pick her next entry

How old is she Reet?

68, so just slightly younger than Lolly.

 

[Rita]

Vera off the telly?

My housekeeper!

 

[jyxz]

68, so just slightly younger than Lolly.

Yet younger than you

 

[dmlaw]

The state of that Jesy these days:

Am I imagining things or is she getting whiter?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

22/38
Now Voting: Music​

20: Mascot Apocalypse - Jenny
15: Keri Hilson Upskirt - In Spain We Call It Soledad
12: Insane Gays Handling Rejection - Lolita
10: Nene Walking Away - Wa
08: Найкраще місце для брутального - Taste of You
07: Little girl waving down - Quema
06: Fucking Liar Camille - Baggage
05: Madame X Tour - Never Love You Again
04: funky being hit by - Beibe
03: It's Joan Crawford dude! - Satelittes
02: Liz Truss Pork Markets - Бібліотека
01: Ditto Drag Reveal - Svenska 2

 

[Nancy]

A POINT!

 

[ButterTart]

Am I imagining things or is she getting whiter?

They digitally enhanced the photo to lighten her skin and reduce her facial hair.

 

[Nancy]

COCK-A-HOOP!

 

[jyxz]

7 @Rita !

 

[Nancy]

How are we still only on page 4?

 

[ButterTart]

22/38
Now Voting: Music​

20: Mascot Apocalypse - Jenny
15: Keri Hilson Upskirt - In Spain We Call It Soledad
12: Insane Gays Handling Rejection - Lolita
10: Nene Walking Away - Wa
08: Найкраще місце для брутального - Taste of You
07: Little girl waving down - Quema
06: Fucking Liar Camille - Baggage
05: Madame X Tour - Never Love You Again
04: funky being hit by - Beibe
03: It's Joan Crawford dude! - Satelittes
02: Liz Truss Pork Markets - Бібліотека
01: Ditto Drag Reveal - Svenska 2

Nothing for me. For my reaction, please see gif.

 

[ButterTart]

How are we still only on page 4?

We're on page 10! Refresh the page.

 

[Rita]

Yet younger than you

Who could probably STILL at 48 and going through the menopause pass for your DAUGHTER.

 

[Rita]

@Music I LOVE YOU!

 

[jyxz]

Who could probably STILL at 48 and going through the menopause pass for your DAUGHTER.

Soz Beb.

You’re definitely above my age bracket.