ASFM: April Lucky-Dip Switcheroo - RESULTS TONIGHT @19:30 BST

[Rita]

Back to the trashy dance music next time.

 

[ButterTart]

Yes I was trying to help the chap out and HOW AM I REPAID by YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS?

Lolly got cold feet about being tangentially associated with ASFM so he rang us all and begged us not to vote for it. I believe it would have been a clean sweep of 20s otherwise.

 

[lolly]

Did I win?

 

[ButterTart]

Back to the trashy dance music next time.

It's not doing me many favours in fairness.

 

[jyxz]

And no one commented on my points

 

[Nancy]

And no one commented on my points

There's only so many ways I can say THANKS FOR NOTHING

 

[Raining on Me]

Another 20?! Oh @jyxz you sorted of hinted but I didn't expect that, how delightful

Late night drinks at Pearl's tonight. She'll play a 70s pastiche number and you'll all smile and enjoy it

 

[Lucille]

POINTS FOR LUCY PLEASE

 

[Rita]

Did I win?

GOWN I TOLD YOU! NOT CARDIGAN!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I love how Rita is blaming lolly for this, like she did any better when she picked her own songs before.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

18/38
Now Voting: Iguana​

20: Chop Chop Chop: audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath
15: Fun Place to Sit: Pearl Charles - Only for Tonight
12: Mascot Apocalypse: Studio Killers - Jenny
10: VoR's Iconic Pointless Eye-roll: Caroline Kingsbury - Fall In Love
8: Insane Gays Handling Rejection: The Veronicas - Lolita
7: Another ballad?!: Raphael - L'année la plus chaude de tous les temps
6: Moopy's manifesto circa 2007: Nancy Ajram - Ah W Noss
5: Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
4: Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
3: BOBS: Meg Myers - Desire
2: I Got It: Fishbach - Un autre que moi
1: I refuse to diminish: QUEEN BEE - 夜天(STARRY NIGHT)

 

[ButterTart]

And no one commented on my points

I didn't see my song so I correctly judged them unworthy of comment.

 

[Rita]

I love how Rita is blaming lolly for this, like she did any better when she picked her own songs before.

And aren’t you doing SO WELL.

 

[Lucille]

God you’re all AWFUL.

 

[dmlaw]

Did I win?

You did. You have to host the next one.

 

[Nancy]

18/38
Now Voting: Iguana​

20: Chop Chop Chop: audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath
15: Fun Place to Sit: Pearl Charles - Only for Tonight
12: Mascot Apocalypse: Studio Killers - Jenny
10: VoR's Iconic Pointless Eye-roll: Caroline Kingsbury - Fall In Love
8: Insane Gays Handling Rejection: The Veronicas - Lolita
7: Another ballad?!: Raphael - L'année la plus chaude de tous les temps
6: Moopy's manifesto circa 2007: Nancy Ajram - Ah W Noss
5: Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
4: Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
3: BOBS: Meg Myers - Desire
2: I Got It: Fishbach - Un autre que moi
1: I refuse to diminish: QUEEN BEE - 夜天(STARRY NIGHT)

SHITTING HELL! And you BEGGED me to come back!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

And aren’t you doing SO WELL.

Have you heard my song?! Getting one point is a victory

 

[Rita]

Have you heard my song?! Getting one point is a victory

I QUITE LIKED IT.

 

[Nancy]

An ASFM without me FLOPPING just isn't an ASFM at all.

 

[Lucille]

Thank god I have FAGS (no not YOU LOT)

 

[Tisch]

And no one commented on my points

I did in real life!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

And no one commented on my points

They were shit

 

[Rita]

An ASFM without me FLOPPING just isn't an ASFM at all.

AMEN SISTER

 

[Nancy]

And I always TRY SO HARD

I never set out to FAIL

 

[Rita]

How many votes to go? Can Lolly still TAKE THIS THING?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

19/38
Now Voting: Suomi​

20: Liz Truss Pork Markets: Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet) - Бібліотека
15: It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
12: Me winning ASFM: Olga Voskonyan - Cars (Автомобили)
10: Fun Place to Sit: Pearl Charles - Only for Tonight
8: Shock, Grief and Leakage: Alex Alexander - Dopamine
7: I Got It: Fishbach - Un autre que moi
6: funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
5: Rabid Jessie J Stans: Lion Babe - Frida Kahlo
4: Blair fondled by Bush: Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö - Suomidancee
3: Celine Loves Fisting: VELÜR - ПОЦIЛУЙ МЕНЕ
2: Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
1: Current Daily Mood: Camille - Money Note

 

[jyxz]

I QUITE LIKED IT.

Yes. Because your entries in ASFM show you have taste.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

How many votes to go? Can Lolly still TAKE THIS THING?

19 more votes!

 

[Lucille]

I’m flopping harder than RS after a night on K

 

[straightorbroken]

19/38
Now Voting: Suomi​

20: Liz Truss Pork Markets: Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet) - Бібліотека
15: It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
12: Me winning ASFM: Olga Voskonyan - Cars (Автомобили)
10: Fun Place to Sit: Pearl Charles - Only for Tonight
8: Shock, Grief and Leakage: Alex Alexander - Dopamine
7: I Got It: Fishbach - Un autre que moi
6: funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
5: Rabid Jessie J Stans: Lion Babe - Frida Kahlo
4: Blair fondled by Bush: Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö - Suomidancee
3: Celine Loves Fisting: VELÜR - ПОЦIЛУЙ МЕНЕ
2: Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
1: Current Daily Mood: Camille - Money Note

Finally, my obligatory 20

 

[Rita]

Yes. Because your entries in ASFM show you have taste.

How are YOU getting on JIZZ?

 

[Nancy]

OH. That was a SET OF VOTES I was expecting MEGA POINTS from.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Yes. Because your entries in ASFM show you have taste.

 

[COB]

Someone should work out the twenty lowest-scoring ASFM players (on average) and do a contest where only we can enter. It would be like the mythical First Outs All Stars that people keep asking Drag Race to do

 

[ButterTart]

19/38
Now Voting: Suomi​

20: Liz Truss Pork Markets: Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet) - Бібліотека
15: It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
12: Me winning ASFM: Olga Voskonyan - Cars (Автомобили)
10: Fun Place to Sit: Pearl Charles - Only for Tonight
8: Shock, Grief and Leakage: Alex Alexander - Dopamine
7: I Got It: Fishbach - Un autre que moi
6: funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
5: Rabid Jessie J Stans: Lion Babe - Frida Kahlo
4: Blair fondled by Bush: Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö - Suomidancee
3: Celine Loves Fisting: VELÜR - ПОЦIЛУЙ МЕНЕ
2: Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
1: Current Daily Mood: Camille - Money Note

POINTS! Everyone do the @Suomi dancee

 

[jyxz]

How are YOU getting on JIZZ?

Better than YOU.

AND IVE WON TWICE.

 

[Lucille]

19/38
Now Voting: Suomi​

20: Liz Truss Pork Markets: Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet) - Бібліотека
15: It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
12: Me winning ASFM: Olga Voskonyan - Cars (Автомобили)
10: Fun Place to Sit: Pearl Charles - Only for Tonight
8: Shock, Grief and Leakage: Alex Alexander - Dopamine
7: I Got It: Fishbach - Un autre que moi
6: funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
5: Rabid Jessie J Stans: Lion Babe - Frida Kahlo
4: Blair fondled by Bush: Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö - Suomidancee
3: Celine Loves Fisting: VELÜR - ПОЦIЛУЙ МЕНЕ
2: Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
1: Current Daily Mood: Camille - Money Note

Baby I want to FUCK YOU.

 

[Rita]

Who put 20p in Jizz this evening? If I wanted you I would CALL FOR YOU! Sit down, shut up and DON’T come for me again.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

We are now halfway through the results, let's have another look at the scoreboard:

	Gif Name	Artist	Song	Participant	Total
1	Keri Hilson upskirt	Rigoberta Bandini	In Spain We Call It Soledad	Iguana	123
2	Fun Place to Sit	Pearl Charles	Only For Tonight	Raining On Me	89
3	Mascot Apocalypse	Studio Killers	Jenny	Berly	87
4	Celine Loves Fisting	VELÜR	Поцілуй мене	OutSynk	82
5	I Got It	Fishbach	Un autre que moi	Soldi	73
6	Liz Truss Pork Markets	Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet)	Бібліотека	straightorbroken	70
7	Chop Chop Chop	audiobooks	Friends In The Bubble Bath	Kate	62
8	Shock, Grief and Leakage	Alex Alexander	Dopamine	SystemAddict	57
9	Trajectory Of An Entry	Karyn White	Secret Rendezvous	Ill Advised	57
10	VoR’s Iconic Pointless Eye-roll	Caroline Kingsbury	Fall In Love	Tisch	53
11	The Best Place For…	Rezz feat. Dove Cameron	Taste of You	dmlaw	53
12	Fucking Liar Camille	Gryffin with AlunaGeorge & Gorgon City	Baggage	Alex	47
13	It's Joan Crawford dude!	Ellie Warren	Satelittes	jyxz	47
14	BOBS	Meg Myers	Desire	Superstylin'	45
15	Candle… in the eye	Faouzia	Puppet	Kratz	45
16	Nene Walking Away	Lee Jung Hyun	와 (Wa)	Haiku	44
17	Moopy's manifesto circa 2007	Nancy Ajram	Ah W Noss	ZenGiraffe	43
18	3% of Moopy	Fletcher	Healing	RJN	41
19	cats are evil	LiSa	ADAMAS	Apoca	40
20	Blair fondled by Bush	Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö	Suomidancee	ButterTart	37
21	Me winning ASFM	Olga Voskonyan	Cars	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	35
22	LATE NIGHT DRUNK MOOPY	Kendal Johnson	Blue Moon	Suomi	32
23	Sassy cheerleader bitch	Devin Townsend Project	Bend it like Bender!	Indie	32
24	Rabid Jessie J Stans	Lion Babe	Frida Kahlo	rhythmbandit	30
25	Losing my SHIT	Lee Foss x Anabel Englund	Warm Disco	Music	26
26	Moopy picking ASFM entries	Tasos Xiarcho & Konnie Metaxa	Mono Pago	Queen of the Bay	25
27	funky being hit by lorry	Elias Kaskinen	Beibe	Lucille	23
28	I refuse to diminish…	Queen Bee	夜天 (STARRY NIGHT)	COB	23
29	Tessa Hartmann being annoying	Roll Dann	The Fist	RaspberrySwirl	20
30	Another ballad!?	Raphaël	L'année la plus chaude de tous les temps	ZZ	17
31	Little girl waving down slide	Sotomayor	Quema	Rita	16
32	That's really shit.	Kylie Auldist	Sensational	funky	16
33	Madame X Tour	Cheat Codes with Little Big Town & Bryn Christopher	Never Love You Again	dUb	14
34	ZenGiraffe being naughty	Ana Bacalhau	Que Me Interessa A Mim	BoysForSeles	8
35	Ditto Drag Reveal	Laleh	Svenska 2	Nancy	3
36	That's My Opinion	Kyoko Fukada	Kimi no Hitomi ni Koishiteru	Diddy	0
37	Current Daily Mood	Camille	Money Note	Penelope	-52
38	Insane Gays Handling Rejection	The Veronicas	Lolita	Ag	-68

 

[Nancy]

Are those real boobs?