Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

UK must host if asked

 

[Beverley]

What was the margin of victory?

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

LOVE CITY GROOVE HAVE CHANGED QUITE A BIT

Beanz is quite the genius.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Do we normally get HOT STATS very soon?

NEW THREAD PLEASE

 

[SDF]

AS IF the BBC would voluntarily offer to host this

 

[EuphoRita]

Next year I am back in Ireland with Linda Martin so we BETTER qualify! If the UK can do it so can Ireland!!

 

[EuphoRita]

AS IF the BBC would voluntarily offer to host this

Am I missing something? Why wouldn’t they?

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

Surely we're host next year! Xxx

 

[rhythmbandit]

Eurovision 2023, live from Salford hosted by AJ Odudu, Vernon Kay and Mika again.

 

[Alias #23]

In many ways, this sets a really bad precedent.

Fret not, Lindsay Carcass is back next year

SCOOCH CONFIRMED FOR 2024

I know I’m being a bit sour about the ultimate result but that run of jury votes for the UK was SO FUCKING EXCITING. Best Eurovision EVER!

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

Also, Australia TWO points, proving that good overcame evil more than once this evening

 

[Alias #23]

Also, Australia TWO points, proving that good overcame evil more than once this evening

Oh yes THAT

 

[rhythmbandit]

Also, Australia TWO points, proving that good overcame evil more than once this evening

And Switzerland got zero.

 

[EuphoRita]

Are the UK always generally more successful with ballads? I enjoyed Spaceman but would LOVE a TITS OUT BANGER for next year just to mix it up a bit.

 

[Alias #23]

Are the UK always generally more successful with ballads? I enjoyed Spaceman but would LOVE a TITS OUT BANGER for next year just to mix it up a bit.

Scooch promising a HOT CLUB SOUND for 2024

 

[Nancy]

SPACE MAN was released as a single on 22.2.22, was performed as song number 22 and finished as the number 2 song of the night.

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Has the jury and public vote ever been so different over all?

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I’m going to be buzzing for the next year. As the votes came in and it became clear we were in the top ten, it was just happy camping from there. Second. Jesus wept knight Big Sam immediately.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

1st with the jury and second overall really was the best possible result we could’ve hoped for! What an incredible result! We did it Joe!!!

 

[Alias #23]

Not content with giving us lounge favourite SHELLEY, I did note that Australia gave us NOTHING in the jury vote

Well FUCK YOU TOO!

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

What an incredible FUCK YOU to the gammons!

 

[EuphoRita]

What’s everyone up to now? Are we partying in to the small hours?

 

[Nancy]

What’s everyone up to now? Are we partying in to the small hours?

PUT ON RADIO 2

Non-stop Eurovision party all night!

 

[COB]

What’s everyone up to now? Are we partying in to the small hours?

We're off to EUROCLUB for a game of backgammon

 

[Alias #23]

What’s everyone up to now? Are we partying in to the small hours?

I’m in bed. Far too exhausted after ALL THAT!

 

[Nancy]

Is it too much to say we are JOINT WINNERS tonight?

 

[Apoca]

So thrilled for UK and Spain to be back up there.

 

[bypass]

And lets say it one more time in unison...

FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA.

 

[Nancy]

FUCK YOU PUTIN!!!

 

[Alias #23]

And lets say it one more time in unison...

FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA.

ALLTEGETHERNAH

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Also Italy outside the top 5

 

[EuphoRita]

We're off to EUROCLUB for a game of backgammon

Reach for the STARS, Connor sweetheart x

 

[Alias #23]

We're off to EUROCLUB for a game of backgammon

Mind your FANCY DOLL. Those middle aged Spaniards are INSATIABLE even when you’re FACE DOWN IN DOMINOES!

 

[jivafox]

The old lady singing for Italy reminded me of MADAME in “Souvenir” no, @Alias #23 ?

 

[EuphoRita]

I’m in bed. Far too exhausted after ALL THAT!

With a CAN OF LAGER on the bedside table incase you get a DROUGH throughout the night one would hope.

 

[EuphoRita]

PUT ON RADIO 2

Non-stop Eurovision party all night!

ON IT NANCE!

 

[Halli]

I knew that was going to happen with the public vote, but what a bloody RESULT. I declare we won anyway

Had my mum at mine sushi in one hand waving the union jack flag in the other. Looked more BNP rally than Eurovision party but we had a ball

 

[Alias #23]

The old lady singing for Italy reminded me of MADAME in “Souvenir” no, @Alias #23 ?

Oh yes, I posted the same thing somewhere in the thread! VERY MUCH SO!

 

[bypass]

ALLTEGETHERNAH

They shouldn't even be there!!!!!!

 

[Alias #23]

@jivafox