You wanted a new girlband? Here's CUTEBAD from the House Of XENOMANIA

[Pipo]

This money laundering, scam FRAUD of a group better come clean.

 

[Christian]

It all went downhill from the moment they picked that name.

But if you're going to peak, peak with something as amazing as Hot Seat.

Good work girls.

 

[OutSynk]

Sounds like their WORST SONG YET

 

[Pipo]

omg it sounds like Bumper To Bumper for Gen Z tikTokers

 

[Kala]

It’s an improvement on their last few singles, that’s for sure. Not bad. I notice Miranda is back with Xenomania?

 

[Suedehead]

Has Mia come back to save us all?

 

[OutSynk]

It's giving Pussycat Dolls (feat. Nicole Scherzinger) except all the members are featured.

 

[Kratz]

It’s an improvement on their last few singles, that’s for sure. Not bad. I notice Miranda is back with Xenomania?

They hath RISEN. Certainly their best since Explosive (the 7th best song of 2022)

Where’s @Christian for a hot take?

 

[Kratz]

Can’t push me off the same cliff TWICE

is that reference to Kolly?

 

[GNL]

It’s an improvement on their last few singles, that’s for sure. Not bad. I notice Miranda is back with Xenomania?

This is good, actually. 'Rip Her to Shreds' vibes.

 

[Christian]

They hath RISEN. Certainly their best since Explosive (the 7th best song of 2022)

Where’s @Christian for a hot take?

Truly an amazing return to their "will this do, sorry we forgot the tune" best.

5/10

 

[Kratz]

Truly an amazing return to their "will this do, sorry we forgot the tune" best.

5/10

High praise!

 

[KindaCool]

CHRISTIAN IS THE PROMO

 

[Suedehead]

cuteBAD.

 

[Dark Carnival]

cuteBAD.

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[Kratz]

.

Stop being such a PRÔ-VOÇ-ATEÜR

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Zu]

Have Xenomania told them to hop it?

 

[Christian]

Oh very dear.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is our chance mopsy!

 

[Zu]

359 followers on Twitter

As with anything, there has to come a point when you say to yourself, THIS ISN’T HAPPENING

 

[Pipo]

You have to admire their hustle though.

 

[KindaCool]

I'll ask my neighbor! He does freelance work for kids' parties. I gotchu @cutebad

 

[Kratz]

And another tax write-off reaches its logical conclusion

 

[OutSynk]

Apparently it’s officially over.

 

[Christian]

I've been fearing this moment every time I see this topic bumped.

They shone so brightly, they shone so briefly.

 

[Christian]

Always good to go out on a high though!

 

[Funky]

What is a cutebad and how do we have 11 pages of it

Honestly mopsy you really will listen to any old slop

*plays dull soulless house music*

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did Mia leave?

 

[Dark Carnival]

What is a cutebad and how do we have 11 pages of it

 

[Funky]

Oh they’re English!

They have the most K-pop name and they’re not even Korean

The ONE thing that would have made them interesting

 

[OutSynk]

At least we'll always have their Imcaulate Coleticion.

1. Hotseat
2. You Don't Really Wanna
3. Explosive
4. Man Down
5. Jingle Bell Rock
6. Toxic Love
7. Hot Stuff
8. Them Changes
9. Provocateur
10. Hotseat (CuteBad Electro Pop Remix)
11. Hotseat (Cutebad Tech House Remix)
12. You Don't Really Wanna (Cutebad Club Mix)

 

[OutSynk]

Did Mia leave?

They all left. They can now see Maya again.

 

[Kala]

Their first four singles were all great and then it completely fell off a cliff.

 

[KindaCool]

Anyone going to their farewell tour?

 

[dUb]

Now United & PRETTYMUCH still going by the way

 

[dUb]

It seems they outlasted VENUS however

 

[Kratz]

Explosive was, is and always will be amazing.

 

[Kratz]

It may just be a FALSE FLAG by Kolly

 

[Funky]

Honestly I’m not going to be able to sleep until I get an update about this