Speculate Wildly About Enya

[Finn]

Enya's thinking back to when she went platinum 35 years ago...and about those who were around, some no longer here and newer generations watching the archives and speculating wildly out of admiration for her and the music. "It's all so very heartwarming."

And then she had a wank

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And then she had a wank

How dare she not respect the fallen.

Pleasuring oneself on armistice Day.

WHATEVER NEXT?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Pleasuring oneself

 

[Lucille]

I’m sure Enya is rich enough that she has some sort of HANDMAIDEN to paw at her CLUN rather than commit the GRUBBY ACT herself.

 

[Indie]

Enya has never ever heard of a sandwich, let alone eaten one.

 

[GNL]

Enya's next album will be called CLUN.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya knows how a song can draw listeners in, just by the name.
Orinoco Flow with the added (Sail Away) ️was a great idea from Rob Dickins; now Enya negotiates with new sampling artists.

Spoiler: She helped with properly naming this 2022 song

Metro Boomin and Enya are open to collaborating on a future Enya song, probably after Nicky has passed on.

"Leaving the name as undecided is better than an abbreviation," says Enya.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya certainly didn't expect those allegations of Huw Edwards, Russell Brand, and now Sean Combs/Diddy in 2023. She admits chuckling at the 'blowing up a car' accusation.
Still, she's somewhat neutral towards these cases. "They're obviously not good things, but there are worse happenings in the world that are yet to be calmed down."

 

[Lucille]

Are we speculating about Enya minimising SEXUAL ASSAULT allegations?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya minimising SEXUAL ASSAULT allegations?

It's more that she doesn't really believe in villainising real people, and isn't drawn to 'cancel culture'.

 

[Castle_Qwean]

Enya knows how a song can draw listeners in, just by the name.
Orinoco Flow with the added (Sail Away) ️was a great idea from Rob Dickins; now Enya negotiates with new sampling artists.

Spoiler: She helped with properly naming this 2022 song

Metro Boomin and Enya are open to collaborating on a future Enya song, probably after Nicky has passed on.

"Leaving the name as undecided is better than an abbreviation," says Enya.

Cool story, but possibly untrue.

I think you got that from this page: Exclaim.ca article

That article claims Metro made the revelation in a Billboard article, and they provide a link. But when you look at the Billboard article, he says no such thing. So where did that bit actually come from?

"IDWK" is in the song databases, and IIRC it has been there for several years.

IDWK

 

[disneyteletubby]

Cool story, but possibly untrue.

You're back and possibly

I think you got that from this page: Exclaim.ca article
That article claims Metro made the revelation in a Billboard article, and they provide a link. But when you look at the Billboard article, he says no such thing. So where did that bit actually come from?

Yes, that webpage. I suppose it wasn't relevant in the Billboard article to mention Enya helping in naming it, haha. Probably since it's just her tune, not exactly sampling her music or her re-recording for this song.
Still wondering whether she did re-record for I Don't Wanna Know or if it was pitch-shifted sample of the original Boadicea humming.

"IDWK" is in the song databases, and IIRC it has been there for several years.

IDWK

Interesting, though it was the working title anyway. It was only released around early last year though, not that many years ago.

 

[Lucille]

Enya thinks you can’t say anything THESE DAYS.

 

[Finn]

Enya thinks Susie Dent 'needs taking down a peg or two'

 

[Lucille]

My HOT TAKE is that Susie Dent’s twitter is insufferable!

 

[Finn]

Enya and @Lucille are kindred spirits

 

[Finn]

Enya's just had a big bag of Skittles for breakfast

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lucille just had a big bag of KET for breakfast, listening to Enya.

 

[Lucille]

Enya's just had a big bag of Skittles for breakfast

omg she IS just like me.

 

[Finn]

Enya thinks a lot of the 'Me Too' women are attention seeking hussies who brought it on themselves

 

[Lucille]

Enya doesn’t see a problem with her cabinet full of gollys “THEY’RE JUST TOYS!”

 

[Finn]

Enya sleeps with her eyes open.

 

[Lucille]

Enya’s pussy spits at potential threats.

 

[GNL]

Enya woke up today and chose 'In Utero' by Nirvana.

 

[disneyteletubby]

After watching the Blackpool results show of Strictly soon settling down to watch Curfá , Enya realised that the age gap between Angela Rippon and Kai Widdrington (~51 years) is even wider than that of her and goddaughter Matilda (just under 50 years).

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya can't believe that it's been 4 years since the release of Frozen II (and almost a decade since Frozen).
She can relate to Elsa, just that it was 7-8 years of boarding school instead of isolating to protect others.

Plus, Enya's sisters are generally more accepting towards her.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would have to disagree with the title of this article, in all humbleness.

Spoiler

She's not dead yet; looking back on Enya's 80s music, you can see/hear the talent even before her supposed rise to fame.

There's this vague belief one holds that Enya gained some extra 'musical spirit' (excluding stage presence ) from the passings of both John Lennon and Bob Marley, around the time she'd just started in Clannad, doing music. Her posthumous legacy may be similar.

 

[Castle_Qwean]

When I read your posts in this thread, I wonder how much of it is fantasy you just made up for fun, and how much of it you actually believe.

Stage presence, lol.



At least by now she is able to look at the audience, but she still seems awkward and stilted at times, and usually is lip synching. Plus, other than the 1983 show we'll probably never see, she's never done a concert since going solo. So whatever her legacy is, she won't be feted or remembered for her live prowess.

 

[disneyteletubby]

When I read your posts in this thread, I wonder how much of it is fantasy you just made up for fun, and how much of it you actually believe.

Well, there's definitely a mix of both I don't believe in every aspect; it is a speculation thread after all.

whatever her legacy is, she won't be feted or remembered for her live prowess.

I agree with that, definitely will be remembered more for the work in the studio.

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Enya has a variety of working TVs in her castle, ranging from a 8K HD one, to a CRT television which she loves to watch the classic films on.

The digital TV's channels are disappointingly in DVB-T instead of T2 (SD in Ireland; HD in the UK, apparently). The old analogue TV still works with PAL format (something the US didn't have as standard- was NTSC, now ATSC? I was reading something about it just before this post)

 

[Kate]

Well she’s gotta pay those castle heating bills somehow

 

[Tisch]

SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks that 432Hz being a 'healing frequency to listen to music at' is nonsense. It just sounds lower and most chords sound dull.
She does, perhaps, use a different tuning to the standard 440Hz (very slightly higher pitched; 441Hz).

 

[disneyteletubby]

starring Demi Moore

Enya saw a ghost:

 

[Lucille]

Enya’s on the bog AGAIN.

 

[Finn]

Enya has switched to a sim-only deal and is now saving herself 28 pounds a month

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has switched to a sim-only deal and is now saving herself 28 pounds a month

Nah, she has a sim-free flagship phone possibly a high-end Samsung

For me, S10 used to be £25 for 3 years, now less than £5 per month

 

[disneyteletubby]

^This reminds me of the expensive Easter egg reply

Don't worry, Enya was more or less working-class, in the 70s - the reason why she calls the song Up The Junction by Squeeze 'a classic'

 

[Lucille]

Enya still likes to connect to her working class roots by offering up the “OTHER” to local tradesman on the third Thursday of every month.

 

[untilted]

Enya had a male ostrich over for tea and said she was flustered and a bit embarrassed when he performed a courtship dance for her.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has a handful of unreleased covers she recorded in the early 80s - one of her favourites was My Melancholy Blues - she's no Freddie Mercury vocally, but was quite happy with her jazz piano cover.