San Marino 2024: Megara - 11:11 (2 Viewers)

[auretz]

The free-for-all behemoth that is Una Voce Per San Marino is rising for the third consecutive year, and closed-door castings have already begun.

Titbits so far include the presence of Queentastic (who may or may not be the act behind Absolutely Fabulous in Norway's Melodi Grand Prix 2006 ) and that there is a singer from Mauritania.

If you want a reminder of the delights that Una Voce brought last year and have a free half an hour, look no further:

 

[auretz]

San Marino has become the first country to (openly) allow entries written by AI - https://sanmarino.casperaki.com/

 

[auretz]

Mathias Holmgren (Melodifestivalen 2005) is auditioning:

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

CHARISMA CHOPPER Jessica Grech has auditioned as well

 

[auretz]

129 songs have proceeded to the semi finals

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[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

LOCO BOOMBOX FTW!

 

[auretz]

Poor Mathias Holmgren and Jessica Grech not even determined to be amongst the best 129 (or alternatively, considered to be amongst the still-to-be-announced established acts )

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I feel like we could enter a Moopy Supergroup and stand a good chance of making the national final

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I feel like we could enter a Moopy Supergroup and stand a good chance of making the national final

Stop, I’m already thinking about our own internal selection!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Stop, I’m already thinking about our own internal selection!

Well look no further. They don’t call me Yorkshire’s answer to Linda Bengtzing for nothing.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Well look no further. They don’t call me Yorkshire’s answer to Linda Bengtzing for nothing.

Well if is free…

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Well if is free…

Of course she’s free!

OMG all we would need then is Efendi!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Of course she’s free!

OMG all we would need then is Efendi

Say no more!

@ButterTart in here! Now!

 

[ButterTart]

Say no more!

@ButterTart in here! Now!

San Marino have suffered enough without that awful woman queefing out another of her nonbangers.

 

[Alla]

LOCO BOOMBOX FTW!

And they even give SEB this HOT PROMO for their massive 63 followers

 

[auretz]

The first established artist prequalified for the final was announced as Marcella Bella, an Italian singer who was big there in the 80s

 

[auretz]

A snippet of her song is even out:

 

[Alla]

Do the evil twins have any song here? I assume the send loads every year, imagine the quality if they're rejected here. I love how this works: hundreds of singers (and random people) go on stage with no rehearsals, no sound check, no hope of anything other than taking home a 3 minutes video of a total mess on stage. To do so they pay a fee, used to fund San Marino in Eurovision with wathever entry they have already chosen. Fabulous.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

A snippet of her song is even out:

Well that’s fabulous

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I love how this works: hundreds of singers (and random people) go on stage with no rehearsals, no sound check, no hope of anything other than taking home a 3 minutes video of a total mess on stage.

Hang on, that’s Benidorm Fest?

 

[win_the_game]

Italy have been trying to get Marcella into Sanremo for the last 4-5 years but knocked her back as the songs were apparently complete tat.

 

[auretz]

A snippet of her song is even out:

Imagine if San Marino pick that to go up against Zorra although I’m still hoping they’ll tempt La Rappresentante di Lista tbh

 

[win_the_game]

A snippet of her song is even out:

If this ode to WALKING IN STILETTOS is indeed her song, the full video is out.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

That’s INCREDIBLE Dare we dream of two bangers in the Eurovision final by women of indeterminate age?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She’s 71?!!

 

[C’est la VoR]

That’s INCREDIBLE Dare we dream of two bangers in the Eurovision final by women of indeterminate age?

We might well get three if Poland select this!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It really is the year of the MOTHER.

 

[C’est la VoR]

If this ode to WALKING IN STILETTOS is indeed her song, the full video is out.

Hang fire, this really IS incredible!

The impassive tit shaking during the dance break!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Yes all gays not wanting to comedown off the ZORRA high really need to get in here IMMEDIATELY.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

If this ode to WALKING IN STILETTOS is indeed her song, the full video is out.

This simply must win.

For nothing else, the Kettering Twink is well overdue a second case to investigate

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She could very well be Senhit’s MOTHER!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She’s obviously swimming in sticker money as well.

 

[C’est la VoR]

I know nothing about her, but I just feel it in my waters that she married a very rich man at least 30 years her senior sometime in the late 80s and has been living the glamorous life ever since he died in mysterious circumstances 6 months later.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

If this ode to WALKING IN STILETTOS is indeed her song, the full video is out.

Just put this on, and having to resist STRUTTING TO THE FRIDGE and POPPING OPEN A SAUVIGNON BLANC in the MIDDLE OF THE WORKING DAY

 

[KNT]

There is one very sentence on her Wikipedia page.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Bye then.

 

[Alla]

San Marino has become the first country to (openly) allow entries written by AI - https://sanmarino.casperaki.com/

I missed this. I can't wait for the ev*l tw*ns to be defeated by an AI generated song in any random final Add it to the list @auretz

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I'm sure she's changed in the past 20 years so she can remain MOTHER, albeit with a STORIED PAST