Malta 2025: Miriana Conte - SERVING

Seriously though. I entirely love what was clearly meant to be a bit of joke has gone entirely too far and we're in this position now. :D there's no WAY it can be performed at Eurovision in its current form. They probably can't just blank out the KANT either because the audience will scream it! :D

To put my boring serious hat on, I feel like this WILL make the news and not positively. The pearl clutching, think of the children types, who already hate Eurovision will have a field day.

Sad for Malta because it's clearly another NQ, but THRILLED it's in and awaiting the next steps with baited breath because I have zero idea how this is going to be handled. Worst/Best case scenario is she withdraws/is banned and second place Kristy gets in that way.
 
As part of the staging can they not just flash up the word KANT on the screens every time she sings CUNT, and try to get away with it that way? It feels like it would help

But yes 'serving' probs does have to go too :(
 
I assume it’ll be down to the BBC/RTÉ reaction - maybe it’ll end up getting her a late running order position to be as far past the watershed as possible!
 
Now on the official Eurovision channel under the title ‘Kant (Singing)’ just so there’s no confusion.
 
If KANT supposedly means singing in Maltese, they could replace the "serving" with something Maltese too, and make it a fully Maltese phrase, so the "serving" doesn't imply CUNT so much.

You know, the famous phrase SERVING SINGING,they say it all the time on the Valletta streets
OMG I literally thought she was referring to Kant, Emmanuel (philosopher)! :D!

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I realise in the list of things wrong with the performance this ranks quite lowly, but why do they flash up a load of Instagram comments where the only bit I can read is “the song is weak”?! :D
 
I realise in the list of things wrong with the performance this ranks quite lowly, but why do they flash up a load of Instagram comments where the only bit I can read is “the song is weak”?! :D

This annoys me too because they have to zoom in close to set up the space-hoppers so it’s entirely pointless!
 
Is the word KANT always just pronounced CUNT with the Maltese accent/language, or is she especially taking the piss with it?
 
The official Eurovision account have posted it. They don't appear to be burying it.

Amazed the typical right wing rags are yet to pick up on it, but countdown to a feature on GBNews has started.
 
Is the word KANT always just pronounced CUNT with the Maltese accent/language, or is she especially taking the piss with it?

The difference is only ever so slight, she is pronouncing it correctly in Maltese but I guess if you’re used to hearing that phrase in English it might sound like she’s taking the piss :eyes:
 
She served too much kant (singing) and now the powers that be are trying to take her out.
 

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