Sardonicus reviews a bunch of old 45s

I vaguely remember this. Was the cover just a way of getting the B-side into people's home, I wonder. Fuck 'em!
I know Siobhan was the target of all my VITRIOL in that post but "Carry The Blame" was actually written by the guitarist, Tim Speed. That OLD CHESTNUT of a man judging a woman's own bodily autonomy, eh?
 
I did quite enjoy Siobhan Maher teaming up with Debbi Peterson of The Bangles on this at this time.



Mind you, I've not listened to it in years, and I don't remember it being quite so insipid.
 
Glenn Medeiros featuring Bobby Brown - She Ain't Worth It b/w Victim Of Love (1990)

UK chart peak - Number 12

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I think a big part of the reason I got this one is because he's looking MASC on the cover with hints of chest hair & a bit of George Michael-esque designer stubble. Although why wasn't Bobby Brown also featured on the cover? He was a huge star at the time & clearly a big part of why this song became a hit. Anyway the back cover depicts Glenn & Bobby in the studio & Glenn is actually a lot more TWINKY than he looks here.

I could have sworn this reached the top 10 here but it just missed, although I was astonished to find it reached number 1 in the USA. I can only assume the Bobby connection pushed it up the charts but it must surely be one of the most forgotten number 1 singles EVER.

I actually still really like "She Ain't Worth It" - it must have sounded very ON TREND in 1990 - it's dated as fuck now, but who cares? It's the sort of hit that places you right back in the time period because it's barely been heard since. It's a :disco: little number in which FIERCELY HETEROSEXUAL Glenn warns a mate against getting off with some CONNIVING TROLLOP who just wants to tell her friends all about her LATEST SHAG. God knows what OUR GLENN would make of the likes of Grindr, not that you'd ever see him on THAT SORT of app. Bobby pops up briefly at the end for a rap bit & it's all just upbeat fun.

The B side is the sort of SLOPPY BALLAD that the New Kids etc were charting all over the place in 1990, but it's one of the better examples of the genre. Jordan Knight & pals doing this would almost certainly have taken it to the top 5 that year.

Glenn had previously had a UK Number 1 in summer 1988 with the SOPPY BOLLOCKS of "Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You" but this was his only other UK hit. I can only assume he didn't do much else in America either as he's long since slipped into obscurity. I do remember he featured on some MTV documentary thing about old teen idols & I think he was living in his home state of Hawaii? I don't think those BOYISH LOOKS had stood the test of time very well, but he's probably the earliest example I can think of as a gay crush, so ALL THE BEST to him, I hope he's doing well.
 
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I remember this song now that I’ve played it and it was massive here. They really did go for the George Michael “voice” on this one.
 
He had a decent voice, he looks like a nice guy, but I always thought he had no charisma at all. I think they went for a Bobby Brown rap to try to make him look less bland and boring, but it would take a miracle. I agree the song is totally dated but any 1990 song (expect one) has a place in my ipod playlist.
 
SHE’S NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!

:disco:

I file it under a number of random songs I only ever sing one or two lines of but never actually play at all in real life. See also Joey Lawrence’s Nothing My Love Can’t Fix.

Glenn always did strike me as proper heterosexual- he seemed like he might be a Christian. His daughter keeps appearing on my instagram reels for some reason currently. I’m not sure why.
 
He had a decent voice, he looks like a nice guy, but I always thought he had no charisma at all. I think they went for a Bobby Brown rap to try to make him look less bland and boring, but it would take a miracle. I agree the song is totally dated but any 1990 song (expect one) has a place in my ipod playlist.
What's the one you won't play?
 
I tell you what song I did play ONLY YESTERDAY, though, in a similar vein to both of those:



Donny Osmond’s improbable late 80s US behemoth Soldier of Love, which is, frankly, one of the best things ever.
 
I tell you what song I did play ONLY YESTERDAY, though, in a similar vein to both of those:



Donny Osmond’s improbable late 80s US behemoth Soldier of Love, which is, frankly, one of the best things ever.

I don't think I've ever heard this song before - :disco:

Even the infamous TEETH aren't as prominent as they are in clips from the 70s. This is BY FAR the most :horny: Donny Osmond EVER LOOKED
 
I tell you what song I did play ONLY YESTERDAY, though, in a similar vein to both of those:



Donny Osmond’s improbable late 80s US behemoth Soldier of Love, which is, frankly, one of the best things ever.

My loins STIRRED when I saw this back in the day. I thought he was the hottest thing going.
 
He certainly PEAKED at that point and NOT JUST MUSICALLY.

But FUCK ME (Donny), Soldier of Love is a TUNE.
 
Also, I remember thinking how old fashioned/ generally OLD he was…

31! :D
 
Poor Glenn. Such a DEATHLY DULL personality that we've already diverged into talking about Donny Osmond’s relative HOTNESS instead :D
 
I'm waiting for a Donny Osmond mention in the 1990 thread by @funky because he still managed to have a last top 40 hit, very in the style of Soldier of love, but we didn't reach that month yet I think.
 
I don't like that OSMOND NUMBER

Here's my late 80s soldier:



God I love MORNING MUSIC
 
I don't like that OSMOND NUMBER

Here's my late 80s soldier:



God I love MORNING MUSIC


In the VENN DIAGRAM OF DOOM that this thread is provoking, I raise you this Thomas Anders with Glenn Medeiros (#70) SMASH:

 
Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart b/w What Is Love (1990)

UK chart peak - Number 2

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"Groove Is In The Heart" is a song that's really lasted well over the years. I still hear it played quite a lot on the radio, in bars etc. In retrospect, it was a wise move for Deee-Lite to choose a 70s feel for the song, because it's given it a more timeless appeal than something like Glenn Medeiros that sounded very in vogue at the time. Also, take note, Jive Bunny - THIS is how you construct a tribute to a bygone era from a bunch of old samples. I was astonished to find just HOW MANY bits of other songs featured when I checked Who Sampled Who - it's virtually ENTIRELY bits of other songs stitched together, but unlike the bunny, it's been done with genuine care & affection, creating something that sounds like both a throwback while also being timeless. The video was CAMP FUN. Lady Miss Kier announces herself as immediately ICONIC in an array of kitsch 70s outfits & Towa Tei looks a lot like the bloke who worked at my local Radio Rentals at the time :D

This was another one of those singles listed as a double A side but the flip side never got any airplay. I think "What Is Love" is equally good, although nowhere near as commercial. It's got a more current (for 1990) sounding, lilting, slightly trancey dance beat, with Kier wittering "how do you say De-Groovy, De-Gorgeous, Delicious, Deee-Lite" all over it :disco: I remember coming up with a video concept for it as a child with them all being sloshed around a giant WASHING MACHINE :D This is one of 3 songs with this title to have reached number 2 in the UK, FACT FANS.

Deee-Lite were beaten to Number 1 by probably the narrowest margin in the history of the UK charts by "The Joker" by The Steve Miller Band. There was a fuss kicked up as apparently both songs had sold the same number of copies, but "The Joker" was given top spot due to a greater sales increase. A later audit revealed that "The Joker" had actually sold about 13 more copies :( It's a shame as it only sold due to its feature in a long forgotten Levis advert - it's a song I very much associate with the 70s. Deee-Lite were obviously 70s influenced, but much more modern, it's a shame the new up & coming band of the time missed out.

Unfortunately this proved to be their only major UK hit. I'm not sure if it did anything in the USA, they always struck me as being a bit too FUN FOR EUROPE for American tastes. They did have one more top 30 hit here later in 1990 with "Power Of Love", which Marge was clearly very, erm, INSPIRED BY when she did "Rescue Me". It's a shame because Kier was clearly someone with star quality & their flop 1994 album "Dewdrops In The Garden" is fucking fantastic. These days I think Kier is a DJ & Towa Tei is still releasing music, collaborating with Kylie on the fab but flop single "German Bold Italic".
 
It was a big US hit but, again, their only real one.

World Clique is such a fantastic album from start to finish, though. There’s so much more beyond the singles.
 
What is Love? was still really well known at the time as the music channels showed the video lots- often joined with Groove as the two clips run on…
 
Also:

I’m DEPENDING
I’m DEPENDING
I’m DEPENDING on YOU
I’m DEPENDING
I’m at the DEEP END
I don’t know
I don’t KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOO

:disco:
 
Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart b/w What Is Love (1990)

Unfortunately this proved to be their only major UK hit. I'm not sure if it did anything in the USA, they always struck me as being a bit too FUN FOR EUROPE for American tastes.

If you check the Top 100 songs of 1990 published by Billboard, Groove is in the heart is nowhere to be seen, which gives you the impression it wasn't a big hit. Well, wrong. Groove is in the heart climbed the US chart by the end of 1990, so it had its points divided between 1990 and 1991 and doesn't appear in the "best of the year charts". There are a few more cases of lost hits like that. GIITH climbed the Hot 100 so fast, and it peaked at #4 (for 3 weeks I think) because it was a very competitive end of the year chart, otherwise it would have climbed higher. It was a big hit and was played to death on American radio, I can tell you that. It was their only pop hit, but they were successful in the US chart for a while, I remember them topping the dance chart in the summer of 94 (with Picnic in the summertime? not sure).
 
What is Love? was still really well known at the time as the music channels showed the video lots- often joined with Groove as the two clips run on…
I didn't even know there was a video, I've never seen it!
 
I didn't even know there was a video, I've never seen it!

Just went to YouTube it and I can't find it but there definitely was one. She's dressed the same way as the ending of the Groove Is In The Heart video which, if you look at this version, appears to stop rather abruptly, probably before it appeared...

 
I'm not sure I could ever say I love 'Groove is in the Heart'.

'What is Love', however :disco:
 
There is no evidence of that What is love video, but it wouldn't be the first 90s video that you can't find online, there are a few missing. 🤷‍♂️
 
Groove Is In The Heart is a song you still can’t escape TODAY in the US. I hear it at least weekly while doing the shopping, at the gas station, fast food places. It’s a staple of the satellite radio these places use.
 
Are you sure you're not thinking about the talky-intro bit to the GIITH video @Sheena ?

No, I knew that bit too.

Hmmm, maybe I’ve made this all up but I can’t see how else I would have known the song. And I DID!
 
Kim Appleby - Don't Worry (Radio Edit b/w Instrumental) (1990)

UK chart peak - Number 2

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I'm fairly sure the initially :disco:, then ultimately tragic, story of Mel & Kim has been discussed many times before on Moopy. Four FABULOUS singles with Stock Aitken Waterman, including a Number 1 with "Respectable", before all this momentum came to a CRASHING HALT when Mel Appleby was diagnosed with brain cancer & sadly passed away at the far too young age of 23 in January 1990 :(

Later that year, a still grieving Kim launched a solo career with what I'm assuming were songs intended for the second Mel & Kim album. "Don't Worry" was the first single & was written with the one out of Bros that wasn't one of the twins. I think he even went on to marry Kim. It stormed up the charts to number 2, although I'm not sure if it hit anywhere else or was a strictly BRITISH CONCERN.

Although it seems to have completely slipped out of public consciousness these days - I never even hear it get spins on the nostalgia stations - "Don't Worry" is still a joyful, upbeat, very SAW-esque dance-pop DITTY. I'm not sure if the SYMPATHY VOTE might have pushed it a few places higher than it might have gotten otherwise but it's catchy & perky & an absolutely obvious choice for a debut solo release. Thirty odd years later, I do notice a lot more just how simple this song is, both lyrically & musically. It doesn't try anything new or exciting, but it does the job of an infectious 3 minute pop hit very well.

The only sad bit is you can totally imagine Mel performing with her on this song too & I think even at the time you could tell Kim felt that loss acutely :(

It's backed with that old LAZY B SIDE STAPLE, the instrumental. Perfect if you want to prance around the place for a spot of karaoke pretending that you're Kim Appleby in the video, not that I ever did that, of course.

Kim notched up a few more hits before the dumper BECKONED & I think does the 80s circuit these days, I've also seen her pop up as a talking head on numerous I Love The 80s type documentaries.
 
You have listened to A Journey Through SAW podcast, right? It’s amazing. And there’s a fantastic episode with Kim interviewed on it- she’s quite delightful.
 
Don’t Worry is great in that it’s a love song that lyrically could also be about the death of Mel. It works beautifully on both levels.

GLAD, the follow up, was my favourite, though, and the album isn’t half bad- interestingly half written with Mel before she died.
 
I think I got the Don't worry 12" for my sister at some point. I believe her next single, G.L.A.D., made me gay :disco:
 
You have listened to A Journey Through SAW podcast, right? It’s amazing. And there’s a fantastic episode with Kim interviewed on it- she’s quite delightful.
I've listened to the first few last year - before it went on hold along with everything else due to Mum - but not got as far as Kim. I'll pick it up again. I think the last one I listened to was about Hazell Dean & the UNDESERVED FLOPPING of "They Say It's Gonna Rain" :disco:
 
I've listened to the first few last year - before it went on hold along with everything else due to Mum - but not got as far as Kim. I'll pick it up again. I think the last one I listened to was about Hazell Dean & the UNDESERVED FLOPPING of "They Say It's Gonna Rain" :disco:

Oh there’s SO MUCH more to go! They’ve finished now. I’m working through the bonus material, which is just as good.
 

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