Wicked CEO of health insurance company SHOT DEAD by cute twink Luigi Mangione

@Joseph hope you've knitted yourself a 'Free Luigi' scarf.

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It must be a full time job for the cop who has to screen all the sexy photos sent to him.
 
Here are the full FAQs:

FAQs | Luigi Mangione Legal Defense Information

Due to the extraordinary volume of inquiries and outpouring of support, this site was created and is maintained by Luigi Mangione’s New York legal defense team to provide answers to frequently asked questions, accurate information about his cases, and dispel misinformation. The intent is to...
www.luigimangioneinfo.com
 
Due to the overwhelming generosity of members of the public, numerous books have already been mailed to Luigi. He is very appreciative, but kindly asks that people temporarily refrain from sending more books. The number of books he can possess at any given time is limited. According to BOP Program Statement 5580.08 (Inmate Personal Property), the limits are:
  • Books (5)
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I hope a kindly screw is keeping all the books Luigi gets sent, so he can always have a fresh little bookshelf of 5 on the go <3
 
They probably torment him by replacing the books as soon as new ones come in :(
 
Made the mistake of checking LPSG for “updates” and I -

You need to release Luigi "hot as fuck" Mangione from prison now and make him your new President pronto. He will inject nay ejaculate compassion, rationality and hotness into your nose diving cesspit of a country.

And I am envisioning myself as first Lady. Proudly keeping the Presidential Palaces clean warm and welcoming and stylish and relevant in the way only a gay man or a woman with OCD, multiple failed relationships and alcoholism can.

I will keep the Presidential bed warm for him and provide him with copious of passionate sex on demand, morning night, to boost his morale and keep him focused.

We would be fucking every which way, in every room, in every position with every implement and making America gay again or M.A.G.A.

He would be doing a handstand in the oval office as I munched on his hairy Italian ass. In the Kitchen Gordon Ramsey would prepare a five course meal on his naked body which we would simultaneously eat of Luigi whilst fucking him.
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Yeah, but what if it's STRAIGHT and you all have to watch him NOMMING ON CLAM?
 
Imagine if he was actually revealed to be fucking the wicked CEO and it was a crime of passion and nothing to do with some MODERN DAY ROBIN HOOD FAIRYTALE invented by the left? :D
 
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