We're ALIVE again.
The host server suffered a DDOS attack. We weren't the specific target, but because we're on a shared server with whoever was, we got knocked out too.
The attack is ongoing, and they had to change our IP address, which I then had to feed into our cloudflare, which is why we were down for so long. It also isn't impossible we will get knocked offline again, but hopefully our hosts are on it and can try and keep things from spilling out from our server neighbours.
I don't know who those neighbours are, but I am DYING to find out