Speculate Wildly About Enya

New advertisements for Maybachs and Enyaqs starring Enya, Moni and Gabi (and the cars) are upcoming, featuring a mashup of their respective hit songs, of course! 🚘🪄⛵🤭🎶

I was actually thinking about the Cheeky Girls Monica and Gabriela in association with Enya a few days ago 😅
 
In what possible association?

The Cheekies aren't yet DEAD, they can't attend Enya's afterlife dinner parties with mandatory nude Twister
 
Enya is hosting a dinner party tonight. Well that's what the guests think. It's actually a BDSM orgy and she will kill.
 
In what possible association?
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Enya buying A Cheeky Christmas ×3 circa 2003(possibly the 2CD version)

and this :laugh:

 
Whilst having her bush trimmed at the local AfterLife salon Enya saw a Grenfell Tower victim walk past the storefront. The thought of their demise has been tickling her all day.
 
Enya woke up this morning with a raging hangover, having fallen asleep at her laptop.

She has not clue what happened, but she's covered in shit and has purchased 7 pairs of rollerskates off TEMU
 
Enya now has a strange association with her 'turn it up' bit from Orinoco Flow - the Sausage and Egg McMuffin 😅🍔 she still wouldn't consume one, but was surprised to know how the eggs were cooked, knowing they aren't fried, of course. ☺️
 
Enya isn't particularly taken with the new Gaga album.

"it's all a bit Pat Benetar lite" she was heard to have said.
 
Enya is aware of a place called Dore in Sheffield - she's heard it's got some nice hills and country roads 🏞🛣 but it's unlikely to surpass Dore, Gweedore, her birthplace. 🤗

Every so often, Enya wonders exactly when 🕰 and perhaps where in🚪she was born... 🪄🎶🏞 ♡
 
Enya's readings...🔮
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Enya hopes that the Sagittarius rising ♐️ will help her get a move on later in the year, then. :D
 
Enya's new Netflix series is trending.

In it, she chases Bjork around as Bjork attempts to eat Belgium.
 
Enya is considering appearing on the runway for this ✨
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Or in some kind of archive footage where she wore dresses by Irish designers for the awards in 2002. :disco:

😍 from https://sites.google.com/view/donald-brennan/fashion-couture/the-journey-bio-cont

These too it seems ✨

Although for that Golden Globes gown (maybe it's theirs for the cardigan sleeves) Enya says Gemima Khan designed it https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detai...e-beverly-news-footage/75672059?adppopup=true
This was auctioned in Japan 🪄

Louise Kennedy for this dress in 2016, and Enya mentioned her here as her dress designer for the World Music Awards in 2006 😊
 
Enya has been throwing bricks through leisure centre windows again.

She has no time for the frivolity of others.

"Arbeit mach frei!" She was heard to have squawked as she staggered off the premises,, swigging gin with shit trickling down the back of her legs.
 
Enya is waiting for Katy Perry et al's space journey, wondering whether she'll set off a firework in space without it backfiring. 😅 🎆
 
Enya's watching and laughing at these ladies who were in space for maybe half an hour, Katy Perry kissing the dusty ground on Earth :D

But there were some nice recounts from them, and kind of sweet how Katy sang What A Wonderful World 🤗 instead of one of her own songs.
 
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Funny name for a man
Enya doesn't judge*


*able bodied people with no afflictions. She does however have no time for diabetics or epaleptics, and has been known to publicly "sugar shame" those who she suspects are type 2
 
Which is unfortunate for many, as Enya has also been spotted spiking Harvester salad carts with high fructose corn syrup

She's a wicked woman
 

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