I’VE GOT A SHIT ON MY SHOULDER
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT
(knock it off)
SO DON’T JUST STAND THERE DROOLING
IF YOU DON’T WANT IT
(no really Martha darling knock it off)
I SAY YOU’RE EITHER CONSTIPATED
OR YOUR HOLE’S A LIAR
BUT DON’T PUSH TOO HARD
COS YOUR RING’S ON FIRE