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You may potentially enjoy Sanremo this year a LOT more after @funky...

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Thread 'Festival di Sanmoopy 2025 (Voting closed)'

Due to unprecedented demand, I'Il be hosting our first Festival di Sanmoopy aka Mongefest.

Just like the real thing, there will be no semi-finals so you have a variable if not impenetrable selection of Monge to treat yourselves to. This is Moopy’s chance to right the wrongs of this year’s Sanremo…

Will Moopy succumb to the allure of the DEATHLY EX-TWINKS or pull a reverse-Italy and cock-block all men out of the top five?

Here are your 29 songs:

01. Gaia – Chiamo io chiami tu
02. Francesco Gabbani – Viva la vita
03. Rkomi – Il ritmo delle cose
04. Noemi – Se t’innamori muori
05. Irama –...
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The ballads are winning at the moment because the dance songs are largely HATEFUL.
 
funky said:
Why did France, Finland and Denmark all send the same woman?
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When I woke up this morning I don't think I expected to be ending the day watching Icelandic Jedward bounding around in silver space suits.

And also it not being the worst song I heard today.
 
Melfester said:
How many threads did you have to scour to try to find soemthing you could make that reply to?

Silly boy. I obviously made quite an impression on you. Or are you just driven by petty hatred from an unhappy childhood?
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Oh quiet you. The only petty hatred I’m interested in right now is funky’s for my favourite songs.
 
FASCINATED by this Ireland performance! Is there an opposite to exerting yourself on stage? "Laid back sidestepping" doesn't quite do it justice.
 
funky said:
FASCINATED by this Ireland performance! Is there an opposite to exerting yourself on stage? "Laid back sidestepping" doesn't quite do it justice.
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On a scale of Strong Disagree to Strong Agree, how do you feel about this review?:

Melfester said:
I don't think I could cringe any more. It's this side of Eurovision that I desperately try to disassociate with and hide from my "normal" friends.
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I'll rank Israel purely on the basis of the song and I'll ignore their HORRIBLE inclusion again and the HATEFULLY ironic and condescending lyrics.
 
funky said:
Yes although it might take me three hours of furious agony to decide the last place between about five songs. It's a much more FIERCE competition at the bottom.
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There are about a dozen songs this year that are truly despicable.
 
Actually scrap that I might need a week or so to fully digest Italy.
 
SCREAMING that he put a guitar around his neck for half the song and proceeded to play a three note guitar solo for 1 second.
 
Me trying to locate a single solitary redeeming featured about Lithuania

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OK here is my HATE RATE. I've already forgotten everything after the UK.

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01MONTENEGRO
02GREECE
03GEORGIA
04FRANCE
05CZECHIA
06DENMARK
07AZERBAIJAN
08UNITED KINGDOM
09MALTA
10AUSTRIA
11PORTUGAL
12SPAIN
13ISRAEL
14LATVIA
15NORWAY
16UKRAINE
17SERBIA
18NETHERLANDS
19ITALY
20CYPRUS
21CROATIA
22IRELAND
23POLAND
24ARMENIA
25ALBANIA
26SWITZERLAND
27SLOVENIA
28GERMANY
29BELGIUM
30FINLAND
31LUXEMBOURG
32ICELAND
33LITHUANIA
34SWEDEN
35SAN MARINO
36ESTONIA
37AUSTRALIA
 
Anyway DO get stuck in to Festival di Sanmoopy @funky, I have a feeling you'll be SOPPING AT THE MONGE a fair bit more for it.
 
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funky said:
OK here is my HATE RATE. I've already forgotten everything after the UK.

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01MONTENEGRO
02GREECE
03GEORGIA
04FRANCE
05CZECHIA
06DENMARK
07AZERBAIJAN
08UNITED KINGDOM
09MALTA
10AUSTRIA
11PORTUGAL
12SPAIN
13ISRAEL
14LATVIA
15NORWAY
16UKRAINE
17SERBIA
18NETHERLANDS
19ITALY
20CYPRUS
21CROATIA
22IRELAND
23POLAND
24ARMENIA
25ALBANIA
26SWITZERLAND
27SLOVENIA
28GERMANY
29BELGIUM
30FINLAND
31LUXEMBOURG
32ICELAND
33LITHUANIA
34SWEDEN
35SAN MARINO
36ESTONIA
37AUSTRALIA
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I don't understand. I recognise the words, but not in that order.
 
1. Poland
2. Albania
3. Sweden
4. Finland
5. Germany
6. Netherlands
7. Belgium
8. Spain
9. San Marino
10. Ireland

11. Norway
12. Montenegro
13. Serbia
14. Austria
15. Azerbaijan
16. Cyprus
17. Australia
18. Iceland
19. Czechia
20. France

21. Switzerland
22. Denmark
23. Malta
24. Latvia
25. Lithuania
26. United Kingdom
27. Greece
28. Luxembourg
29. Armenia
30. Italy

31. Ukraine
32. Slovenia
33. Portugal
34. Estonia
35. Georgia
36. Israel
37. Croatia
 
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