Jessie J - Laserlight (ft. David Guetta)

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Is it a blatant rewrite of Titanium? Well yes, but YOU WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY

 

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P-P-P-Poll added

 

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I thought you couldn't stand Jessie J

 

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Oh she's HATEFUL, but a bop is a bop

 

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TERRORISM

 

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@Penelope GET IN HERE

 

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ZenGiraffe said:

Oh she's HATEFUL, but a bop is a bop

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I agree but unfortunately, this hateful woman has at least two other songs that bop HARDER. Namely Domino and Thunder. Sorry, Mopsy! I don't want to turn this into another Stereophonics situation.

 

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This has not aged very well. I completely forgot how utterly uncomfortable the chorus is with all that shrieking; yes luv we know you've got the pipes but calm down.

 

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ZenGiraffe said:

@Penelope GET IN HERE

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LOOK WHO CAME TO ME IN THE END

 

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If there was ever an acceptable J-J-J-Jessie J moment, and I'm not saying one exists, but if one did which it surely doesn't, it wouldn't be Laserlight. It would be Thunder.

 

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she has one of the most annoying voices in musical history and she doesn’t know how to control it

 

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Thoughts and prayers, etc

 

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POP TOILET NOW

 

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If there was ever an acceptable J-J-J-Jessie J moment, and I'm not saying one exists, but if one did which it surely doesn't, it wouldn't be Laserlight. It would be Thunder.

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It's FAMOUSLY I WANT LOVE!

 

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NO

 

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DELETE TOPIC PLEASE

 

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DELETE JESSIE J PLEASE

STREAM IT'S MY PARTY AVAILABLE NOW IN ALL GOOD PRISON TORTURE CAMPS

 

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Sexy Lady gets no love