1995 UK Official Charts Number One Hits SURVIVOR (Round 3 - Vote to EVICT)

[Haiku Rewrites]

Love can build a bridge, but it can't build a spot in the next round. Five more are told to move as we have established which acts leave the competition.


Results:
11. Cher, Chrissie Hynde & Neneh Cherry with Eric Clapton - Love Can Build a Bridge (25th March) - Round 2 (23.2% to save)
11. Blur - Country House (26th August) - Round 2 (23.2% to save)
13. Michael Jackson - You Are Not Alone (9th September) - Round 2 (19.2% to save)
14. The Outhere Brothers - Boom Boom Boom (8th July) - Round 2 (15.4% to save)
15. Shaggy - Boombastic (23rd September) - Round 2 (7.7% to save)
16. The Outhere Brothers - Don't Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) (1st April) - Round 1 (52.5% to evict)
17. Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody (20th May) - Round 1 (90.0% to evict)
18. Robson & Jerome - White Cliffs of Dover (20th May) - Round 1 (92.5% to evict)
19. Robson & Jerome - I Believe (11th November) - Round 1 (95.0% to evict)
19. Robson & Jerome - Up on the Roof (11th November) - Round 1 (95.0% to evict)

Here comes Round 3 and at full swing, it is a vote to evict again!

So you are voting to EVICT UP TO 4 SONGS you want least to stay in the competition. 48 hours of voting begins now!

 

[ButterTart]

Earth Song and Fairground OUT please.

 

[dmlaw]

Earth Song to go for being terrible, Stay Another Day to go for being 1994.

 

[straightorbroken]

Fairground has aged really well as far as self aggrandizing pop rides go.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I really can’t stand Cotton Eyed Joe

 

[ButterTart]

I really can’t stand Cotton Eyed Joe

Did he wreck your marriage as well?

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Did he wreck your marriage as well?

Just my ears.

 

[Iguana]

I'm AGHAST that it's still in. Awful racket

 

[Tisch]

Some of you never went to a council estate family party in a hall in a 90s and it shows.

 

[Iguana]

 

[ButterTart]

We all know Old Pop In An Oak should be the Rednex song in this line-up, but Cotton Eye Joe is still very good in its own right.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Some of you never went to a council estate family party in a hall in a 90s and it shows.

I have and that’s one of the reasons

 

[Funky]

I love everything except East 17 and Rednex

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

To all those trying to kill off Cotton Eye Joe



You SICK ROTTEN FREAKS

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I heard Earth Song at London's very glamorous and high end eaterie Fishcotheque () a while ago and found it incredibly stirring for some reason, so that's not doing ANYWHERE (yet)

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Stay Another Day with 15 VOTES?



The Less Sad mix says FUCK YOU

 

[Devil]

I heard Earth Song at London's very glamorous and high end eaterie Fishcotheque () a while ago and found it incredibly stirring for some reason, so that's not doing ANYWHERE (yet)

THIS

I mean it’s rubbish, but it’s quite rousing and EMOSH so it can stay

 

[GinAg (39)]

Gasping as ANYWHERE playing Earth Song RECENTLY

 

[GinAg (39)]

What about the elephants?
What about US?!!!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Gasping as ANYWHERE playing Earth Song RECENTLY

Oh they were playing his Greatest Hits

Quite enjoyable, surprisingly

 

[GinAg (39)]

He's my favourite paedophile.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

We all know Old Pop In An Oak should be the Rednex song in this line-up, but Cotton Eye Joe is still very good in its own right.

Little treat for you



I am as ever amused to be reminded that this one replaces neighing with MOOING

 

[GinAg (39)]

Love your work @Haiku Rewrites but it's Cotton EYE not Cotton EYED.

Sometimes the titles are like 2001 Napster.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

What about the elephants?
What about US?!!!

 

[Rita]

I LOVE Stay Another Day you absolute CANNIBALS.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Keep the votes coming!

Though you are voting to evict 4, only 3 will actually be cut this round so every vote matters!

 

[Funky]

That Oasis song is great you bunch of homosexuals.

 

[Funky]

…and Rita.

 

[Saltwater]

That Oasis song is great you bunch of homosexuals.

So was Country House

 

[straightorbroken]

Some Might Say is nagging and inescapable. The delivery is just so pure as it is gut-wrenching, the whole thing gleams from the gutter.