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[Saltwater]

 

[GNL]

I would let him dump my body in international waters.

 

[Saltwater]

 

[Saltwater]

Last one I promise

 

[lolly]

My arsehole has been in spasm for the last hour

 

[Lucille]

 

[straightorbroken]

He can do all that whilst inside me, with my legs in the air, all the whilst filming him, any day

 

[straightorbroken]

Although I'd prefer some obnoxiously MOR USA rock music just to feel the full fantasy.

 

[straightorbroken]

Bareback to NICKELBACK

 

[KindaCool]

He looks like he sniffs markers.

 

[straightorbroken]

I'll have two stuck up my nostrils as well then.

 

[Lucille]

I’d ruin all your lives for a night in his inevitably filthy bed.

 

[KindaCool]

I’d ruin all your lives for a night in his inevitably filthy bed.

WHAT BED? 100% this guy's mattress is right ON THE FLOOR.

 

[lolly]

WHAT BED? 100% this guy's mattress is right ON THE FLOOR.

Or in the back of a van

 

[Lucille]

Stop it I’m flustered enough.

 

[KindaCool]

Or in the back of a van

Which REEKS of Virginia Slims and bourbon

 

[straightorbroken]

ROLL ME UP IN CARPET AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU FILTHY BASTARD.

 

[Rachey]

So I absolutely do not find Matt Healy attractive. But he's all over my Tiktok with women obsessing over it.

Have I been a lesbian too long? Is this now what women find attractive??

 

[Rachey]

Also, my latest crush, Matt Rife

 

[lolly]

Is that a Grease lyric on his bicep?

 

[Rachey]

Is that a Grease lyric on his bicep?

Stranded at the drive in

 

[lolly]

Stranded at the drive in

Branded a fool indeed

 

[Rachey]

 

[Rachey]

I do love a pretty boy

 

[lolly]

He doesn't do it for me, I'm afraid

 

[Lucille]

He doesn’t look like he can open a beer bottle with his teeth.

 

[Lucille]

So I absolutely do not find Matt Healy attractive. But he's all over my Tiktok with women obsessing over it.

Have I been a lesbian too long? Is this now what women find attractive??View attachment 15414

He looks like a recently divorced vampire.

 

[Rachey]

He looks like a recently divorced vampire.

Vampires are fairly attractive. He is not.

 

[dUb]

sorry to be basic but

I hope his wife doesn't find out what he's been getting up to!

 

[straightorbroken]

Ok we need to start including names and instagram accounts please.

 

[dUb]

Here you go babe https://www.instagram.com/jordanxbrandt/

The Twitter with the same username is extremely NOF NOF NOF

 

[straightorbroken]

I went straight to twitter.

 

[Apoca]

One of the guys in my gym is a dead ringer for him.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

 

[Saltwater]

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Used to fancy him a lot when I was younger

 

[Saltwater]

 

[Saltwater]

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I’m liking Albert off YouTube and his tasty ways with fish and he’s BELARUSIAN so you can’t judge



Actually my tastes have gone a bit weird of late. Apparently excessive body hair DOESN’T necessarily mean they’re a nice person! Who knew!

 

[Lucille]

GRATED EGG, YUM!