America's Sweetheart: George Santos (gay + ex-Republican + congressman + expelled + cameo + Lucille's icon + OnlyFans + ambitious mistakes + prison)

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

WHICH SANTOS ARE YOU TODAY?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I predict the Senate Twink and George Santos will be doing a podcast together in 3 months.

Sign me up!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

WHICH SANTOS ARE YOU TODAY?

Me leaving the office today at 1pm ignoring everyone’s questions.

 

[KC 🦋]

 

[KC 🦋]

1,600 × 1,600

 

[KC 🦋]

I'm trying to find that one pic of him sitting in Congress looking over his shoulder SERVING GLA-MOHR

 

[RJN]

The blue jumper is THE iconic look imo

That picture IS George Santos. My vote is for number 2

 

[funky]

I love how it looks like he's about to say SHHHHHHHUTTHEFUCKUP

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Ten minutes girlies.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Why are there so many coming up sections for a show without adverts?

 

[C’est la VoR]

I just tuned in and he's already claimed he lost 100lbs on Ozempic

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Well that was moderately entertaining and I look forward to seeing it again chopped up on my tik tok

 

[KNT]

Keep going.

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[jivafox]

WHY is he SO FUNNY?!

She gagged him with that “but you love fiction though”

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I’ll OUTLIVE THEM ALL, EACH and EVERY ONE!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Fallen diva!

 

[KC 🦋]

Imagine what he could do with a pop career.

 

[funky]

I think I’d find him funny if the self awareness wasn’t somewhere around the earth’s core

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Shall we honour the oldest democracy* in the world with a vote?

I shall post the two Santos Moopmoji candidates. Please like the post of the Santos you want added to the Problematic Faves category:

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh this is TOUGH!

 

[KC 🦋]

I'm totally fine if Moopy wants to do a 4-week Santos Moji countdown marathon to decide on the final one.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Zen can I have £395 of Moopy funds to book a cameo so GEORGE herself can announce the winner?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Zen can I have £395 of Moopy funds to book a cameo so GEORGE herself can announce the winner?

CC: @Star

 

[funky]

Live footage of @Auld Lang Zen frantically moving all of our political threads into the community forum before Santos has a chance to google us

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I really need a super cut of that interview that’s just all the moments where they’re silently staring each other down.

 

[Ig Komme]

I'm sorry but WHY does that poor man not have his own thread?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

QUITE. When was the last time BIDEN was discussed in his OWN THREAD!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

QUITE. When was the last time BIDEN was discussed in his OWN THREAD!

Pour the TEA sis!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

This sounds like a job for our AMERICAN MODERATOR.

@RJN

 

[RJN]

This sounds like a job for our AMERICAN MODERATOR.

@RJN

Me?

 

[RJN]

I’m going to sort it out once I’m fully awake

 

[KC 🦋]

He's the American Diana. The people's queen.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Latest: New mod RJN confesses to not being fully woke.

 

[KC 🦋]

I'm not really LIVING for that interview. I think that girl spends too much time trying to be funny herself instead of letting him act a fool.

The only interviewer who could do him justice is Oprah. ... And maybe Wendy.

 

[HalamaK]

I'm sorry but WHY does that poor man not have his own thread?

Give it to him!

Spoiler: Senate Twink

 

[COB]

Can we have a spoiler warning on that please