America's Sweetheart: George Santos (gay + ex-Republican + congressman + expelled + cameo + Lucille's icon + OnlyFans + ambitious mistakes + prison)

Like certain crimes shouldn’t be illegal if they’re inherently camp, like illegally siphoning off your campaign funds to buy Ferragamo loafers and a purse from Hermes.
I’m too scared that would cover a lot of the crimes committed by Trump!
 
Her cameo is on sale before she’s get thrown in the clink
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A tenner says she pretends to leave, but secretly remains under a whole new identity :disco:
 
I assume not in the sense that his mistake was being ambitious.

But ambitious in that we should all be striving to follow his path. He definitely still thinks he's a little bit fabulous and awaiting his Ryan Murphy docu-drama.
 
I'm made of plastic like a human doll
You push and pull me, I don't hurt at all
I talk in circles cuz my brain it aches
You say I love you
I disintegrate

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I've become a notorious being
Find my clone she's asleep on the ceiling now
Can't get me down
You love to hate me
I'm the perfect celebrity
 
I truly believe that if she releases the Ambitious Mistakes EP with a cover of Perfect Celebrity she might be able to crowd fund some money for soap on a rope when she's in jail.
 

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