ASFM: April Lucky-Dip Switcheroo - RESULTS TONIGHT @19:30 BST

[dmlaw]

I don’t know why people are moaning about the voting taking a while. @Haiku has done this especially to prepare us all for next Saturday.

In many ways, it’s quite selfish of him to be doing it in a language we understand.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

30/38
Now Voting: Indie​

20: Tessa Hartmann being annoying: Roll Dann - The Fist
15: Chop Chop Chop: audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath
12: cats are evil: LiSA - ADAMAS
10: BOBS: Meg Myers - Desire
8: Current Daily Mood: Camille - Money Note
7: Another ballad?!: Raphael - L'année la plus chaude de tous les temps
6: Найкраще місце для брутального: Rezz feat. Dove Cameron - Taste of You
5: LATE NIGHT DRUNK MOOPY: Kendal Johnson - Blue Moon
4: Me winning ASFM: Olga Voskonyan - Cars (Автомобили)
3: VoR's Iconic Pointless Eye-roll: Caroline Kingsbury - Fall In Love
2: It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
1: Blair fondled by Bush: Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö - Suomidancee

OMG finally justice for The Fist!
Thank you my most beloved @Indie Ill send nudes as a thank you

 

[Saltwater]

Now Voting: Indie​

20: Tessa Hartmann being annoying: Roll Dann - The Fist

A shame he went to bed

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

A shame he went to bed

Still up trying to keep my eyes open. It was well worth it.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

31/38
Now Voting: SystemAddict​

20: Madame X Tour: Cheat Codes with Little Big Town & Bryn Christopher - Never Love You Again
15: Mascot Apocalypse: Studio Killers - Jenny
12: Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
10: Losing my SHIT: Lee Foss x Anabel Englund - Warm Disco
08: That's really shit.: Kylie Auldist - Sensational
07: Blair fondled by Bush: Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö - Suomidancee
06: Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
05: Celine Loves Fisting: VELÜR - ПОЦIЛУЙ МЕНЕ
04: Chop Chop Chop: audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath
03: funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
02: VoR's Iconic Pointless Eye-roll: Caroline Kingsbury - Fall In Love
01: Fun Place to Sit: Pearl Charles - Only for Tonight

 

[Iguana]

UH-OH

 

[Iguana]

 

[ButterTart]

Holy fuck, more points! Thank you @SystemAddict and thank you @Haiku for saving my points until late so I can bask in the warming rays of false hope.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I don’t know why people are moaning about the voting taking a while. @Haiku has done this especially to prepare us all for next Saturday.

We should introduce a new ASFM rule; votes should be announced with a regularity of 3 minutes at the most.

 

[ButterTart]

We should introduce a new ASFM rule; votes should be announced with a regularity of 3 minutes at the most.

I believe rules about hosting should only be set by those who've actually hosted.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

32/38
Now Voting: RaspberrySwirl
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20: LATE NIGHT DRUNK MOOPY: Kendal Johnson - Blue Moon
15: Another ballad?!: Raphael - L'année la plus chaude de tous les temps
12: Me winning ASFM: Olga Voskonyan - Cars (Автомобили)
10: Moopy's manifesto circa 2007: Nancy Ajram - Ah W Noss
8: I Got It: Fishbach - Un autre que moi
7: Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
6: Keri Hilson upskirt: Rigoberta Bandini - In Spain We Call It Soledad
5: Losing my SHIT: Lee Foss x Anabel Englund - Warm Disco
4: Celine Loves Fisting: VELÜR - ПОЦIЛУЙ МЕНЕ
3: Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
2: Blair fondled by Bush: Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö - Suomidancee
1: Chop Chop Chop: audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath

 

[Iguana]

Hosting is SO MUCH work omg

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

We should introduce a new ASFM rule; votes should be announced with a regularity of 3 minutes at the most.

Good luck getting people to host then

 

[Tisch]

I believe rules about hosting should only be set by those who've actually hosted.

Don't tempt him

 

[Raining on Me]

I find the drawn out teasing rather TANTALISING. Especially as it seems to make everyone even more furious than normal

 

[straightorbroken]

32/38
Now Voting: RaspberrySwirl
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20: LATE NIGHT DRUNK MOOPY: Kendal Johnson - Blue Moon
15: Another ballad?!: Raphael - L'année la plus chaude de tous les temps
12: Me winning ASFM: Olga Voskonyan - Cars (Автомобили)
10: Moopy's manifesto circa 2007: Nancy Ajram - Ah W Noss
8: I Got It: Fishbach - Un autre que moi
7: Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
6: Keri Hilson upskirt: Rigoberta Bandini - In Spain We Call It Soledad
5: Losing my SHIT: Lee Foss x Anabel Englund - Warm Disco
4: Celine Loves Fisting: VELÜR - ПОЦIЛУЙ МЕНЕ
3: Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
2: Blair fondled by Bush: Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö - Suomidancee
1: Chop Chop Chop: audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath

ROTTED.

 

[ButterTart]

32/38
Now Voting: RaspberrySwirl
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20: LATE NIGHT DRUNK MOOPY: Kendal Johnson - Blue Moon
15: Another ballad?!: Raphael - L'année la plus chaude de tous les temps
12: Me winning ASFM: Olga Voskonyan - Cars (Автомобили)
10: Moopy's manifesto circa 2007: Nancy Ajram - Ah W Noss
8: I Got It: Fishbach - Un autre que moi
7: Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
6: Keri Hilson upskirt: Rigoberta Bandini - In Spain We Call It Soledad
5: Losing my SHIT: Lee Foss x Anabel Englund - Warm Disco
4: Celine Loves Fisting: VELÜR - ПОЦIЛУЙ МЕНЕ
3: Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
2: Blair fondled by Bush: Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö - Suomidancee
1: Chop Chop Chop: audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath

Oh I take my snotty comment about hosting back. You actually gave me points you glorious Swirly sonofabitch.

 

[Soldi]

Good luck getting people to host then

Ikr! He should host the next one!

 

[Soldi]

Thank you RS love u xoxox

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Thank you RS love u xoxox

Fuck you

 

[ButterTart]

Don't tempt him

I would LOVE A Song For Swirl. No song shorter than 33 minutes and the theme is 'ambient beeping'.

 

[Soldi]

Fuck you

In the arse, please.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Last stretch is on us, bear with

Scoreboard as of now:

	Gif Name	Artist	Song	Participant	Total
1	Keri Hilson upskirt	Rigoberta Bandini	In Spain We Call It Soledad	Iguana	173
2	Mascot Apocalypse	Studio Killers	Jenny	Berly	141
3	Celine Loves Fisting	VELÜR	Поцілуй мене	OutSynk	126
4	Trajectory Of An Entry	Karyn White	Secret Rendezvous	Ill Advised	121
5	Candle… in the eye	Faouzia	Puppet	Kratz	120
6	Chop Chop Chop	audiobooks	Friends In The Bubble Bath	Kate	119
7	Fun Place to Sit	Pearl Charles	Only For Tonight	Raining On Me	119
8	I Got It	Fishbach	Un autre que moi	Soldi	112
9	Fucking Liar Camille	Gryffin with AlunaGeorge & Gorgon City	Baggage	Alex	92
10	Blair fondled by Bush	Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö	Suomidancee	ButterTart	91
11	Liz Truss Pork Markets	Колос & Фіолет (Kolos & Fiolet)	Бібліотека	straightorbroken	89
12	LATE NIGHT DRUNK MOOPY	Kendal Johnson	Blue Moon	Suomi	86
13	cats are evil	LiSa	ADAMAS	Apoca	84
14	Shock, Grief and Leakage	Alex Alexander	Dopamine	SystemAddict	80
15	It's Joan Crawford dude!	Ellie Warren	Satelittes	jyxz	77
16	The Best Place For…	Rezz feat. Dove Cameron	Taste of You	dmlaw	77
17	3% of Moopy	Fletcher	Healing	RJN	75
18	VoR’s Iconic Pointless Eye-roll	Caroline Kingsbury	Fall In Love	Tisch	73
19	funky being hit by lorry	Elias Kaskinen	Beibe	Lucille	72
20	Moopy's manifesto circa 2007	Nancy Ajram	Ah W Noss	ZenGiraffe	65
21	BOBS	Meg Myers	Desire	Superstylin'	61
22	Sassy cheerleader bitch	Devin Townsend Project	Bend it like Bender!	Indie	60
23	Nene Walking Away	Lee Jung Hyun	와 (Wa)	Haiku	58
24	Madame X Tour	Cheat Codes with Little Big Town & Bryn Christopher	Never Love You Again	dUb	55
25	Another ballad!?	Raphaël	L'année la plus chaude de tous les temps	ZZ	54
26	Me winning ASFM	Olga Voskonyan	Cars	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	54
27	Tessa Hartmann being annoying	Roll Dann	The Fist	RaspberrySwirl	47
28	Losing my SHIT	Lee Foss x Anabel Englund	Warm Disco	Music	45
29	Rabid Jessie J Stans	Lion Babe	Frida Kahlo	rhythmbandit	44
30	Little girl waving down slide	Sotomayor	Quema	Rita	38
31	I refuse to diminish…	Queen Bee	夜天 (STARRY NIGHT)	COB	37
32	Moopy picking ASFM entries	Tasos Xiarcho & Konnie Metaxa	Mono Pago	Queen of the Bay	37
33	That's really shit.	Kylie Auldist	Sensational	funky	34
34	Ditto Drag Reveal	Laleh	Svenska 2	Nancy	26
35	ZenGiraffe being naughty	Ana Bacalhau	Que Me Interessa A Mim	BoysForSeles	16
36	That's My Opinion	Kyoko Fukada	Kimi no Hitomi ni Koishiteru	Diddy	7
37	Current Daily Mood	Camille	Money Note	Penelope	-29
38	Insane Gays Handling Rejection	The Veronicas	Lolita	Ag	-32

 

[Berly]

@Iguana

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I would LOVE A Song For Swirl. No song shorter than 33 minutes and the theme is 'ambient beeping'.

Long songs, fast voting.

 

[ButterTart]

TOP TEN! I could still emerge biktopious!

 

[Raining on Me]

Pearl ready to catch those last few votes, please help a good cause

 

[Iguana]

@Iguana

As a mod I have the power to BAN @Haiku and I hope he knows that

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

33/38
Now Voting: Diddy​

20 funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
15 Mascot Apocalypse: Studio Killers - Jenny
12 ZenGiraffe being naughty: Ana Bacalhau - Que Me Interessa A Mim
10 Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
8 It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
7 Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
6 Sassy cheerleader bitch: Devin Townsend Project - Bend it like Bender
5 Ditto Drag Reveal: Laleh - Svenska 2
4 VoR's Iconic Pointless Eye-roll: Caroline Kingsbury - Fall In Love
3 3% of Moopy: Fletcher - Healing
2 Nene Walking Away: Lee Jung Hyun - 와 (Wa)
1 Losing my SHIT: Lee Foss x Anabel Englund - Warm Disco

 

[Iguana]

Oh here we go.

 

[ButterTart]

As a mod I have the power to BAN @Haiku and I hope he knows that

Seriously though if he's done the vote reveal in playlist order and you lose in an eleventh hour swerve that's some accidentally dynamic voting.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh good lord. Are there any voters with taste left?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

34/38
Now Voting: funky​

minus 93 points.

 

[ButterTart]

33/38
Now Voting: Diddy​

20 funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen - Beibe
15 Mascot Apocalypse: Studio Killers - Jenny
12 ZenGiraffe being naughty: Ana Bacalhau - Que Me Interessa A Mim
10 Candle... in the eye: Faouzia - Puppet
8 It’s Joan Crawford dude!: Ellie Warren - Satellites
7 Trajectory Of An Entry: Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous
6 Sassy cheerleader bitch: Devin Townsend Project - Bend it like Bender
5 Ditto Drag Reveal: Laleh - Svenska 2
4 VoR's Iconic Pointless Eye-roll: Caroline Kingsbury - Fall In Love
3 3% of Moopy: Fletcher - Healing
2 Nene Walking Away: Lee Jung Hyun - 와 (Wa)
1 Losing my SHIT: Lee Foss x Anabel Englund - Warm Disco

My roll hath endeth

 

[Raining on Me]

Okay still waiting, just with bigger hands

 

[Soldi]

Could OMF not find the thread?

It’s just a bit sad really isn’t it.

 

[dmlaw]

Seriously though if he's done the vote reveal in playlist order and you lose in an eleventh hour swerve that's some accidentally dynamic voting.

I’m sure Iguana isn’t any any way worried about my last place in the vote reveal order and obvious dislike of his song.

 

[Iguana]

Seriously though if he's done the vote reveal in playlist order and you lose in an eleventh hour swerve that's some accidentally dynamic voting.

Will you hold me though

 

[Iguana]

I’m sure Iguana isn’t any any way worried about my last place in the vote reveal order and obvious dislike of his song.

I've FACTORED that in

 

[Raining on Me]

Also why didn't @Penelope vote, all those wasted votes on Money Note