ASFM: THE FINALISTS, live from Cheadle Village Hall! VOTING CLOSED, REVEAL GALA @ 9PM

[OutSynk]

How did RAE MORRIS fucking qualify? I just CAN'T.

 

[ButterTart]

I'll be adding the voting details to the first post after the playlist. You'll have until Friday (26/11) to vote.

 

[ButterTart]

2. Tina Yothers - Robin Packalen - Hard to Love (feat. Alex Mattson)

 

[ButterTart]

This one feels like centuries ago. Heat 1 was less than a week after I went to that wedding I didn't attend.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is just basic in the best possible way

 

[ButterTart]

He's been called the Finnish Justin Bieber and is considering doing the Eurovisions

 

[ButterTart]

3. Lauren Harries - Night Club - Schizophrenic

 

[ButterTart]

This one making the final was quite the delightful surprise, given the comments it received.

 

[COB]

This one is a right treat, for me.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My fave of the problematic entries this competition, easily

 

[OutSynk]

Not potential winner Robin getting the death slot.

 

[ButterTart]

I just think if we can let Geri Halliwell off for Schizophonic, then we can't really criticise Night Club.

 

[ButterTart]

4. Joanna Dee - Denise and the Beastie Girls - Top Secret

 

[ZenGiraffe]

THREE VERY SCORCHING GIRLS

 

[COB]

I am a SPY! WORKING for the FBI

 

[ButterTart]

Please feel free to speculate wildly about who sent what, using the list of qualifiers I posted on the last page.

 

[COB]

Still so confused by her superimposed sunglasses in some shots.

 

[ButterTart]

THREE VERY SCORCHING GIRLS

And DO USE THAT WORD

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Please feel free to speculate wildly about who sent what, using the list of qualifiers I posted on the last page.

But surely it's TOP SECRET

 

[COB]

The crimped brunette palling around with these two sporting alien EGG SACS on their heads

 

[ButterTart]

They all look like they've served behind the bar at the Rover's Return at some point or another.

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like we need a slut-off between these girls and The Flirts.

 

[ButterTart]

5. Cleopatra - Wednesday Campanella - Ra

 

[COB]

I feel like we need a slut-off between these girls and The Flirts.

Whoever wins, we lose.

 

[COB]

This BOPPER

 

[dmlaw]

They all look like they've served behind the bar at the Rover's Return at some point or another.

They all look like they’ve served time in Larkhall.

 

[ButterTart]

I love that we have two Asian contestants in the final so there's no telling which one is @Diddy

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I still can't shake that I wish this had different vocals. The production is TOP NOTCH though

 

[ButterTart]

GOLDEN RICE oh-oh
GOLDEN SPICE

 

[SystemAddict]

I just think if we can let Geri Halliwell off for Schizophonic, then we can't really criticise Night Club.

I remember a section of the internet trying to get Ava Max cancelled for Sweet But Pyscho. We wouldn’t have had her subsequent MAX TRAX if their change.org petition had been successful.

 

[ButterTart]

I thought this would be one of the many songs that deserved to qualify but were mystifyingly passed over. Thankfully, Mopsy saw the light.

 

[Berly]

Well, it’s over

 

[ButterTart]

Feel free to skip the credits.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Feel free to skip the credits.

It's (musically) THE BEST PART

 

[ButterTart]

It's (musically) THE BEST PART

I've gone back to listen to it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Feel free to skip the credits.

Also Choreography (finger tutting)

 

[dmlaw]

I see that I have the playlist up just in time for Defence of Moscow and just in time to miss Ra. Couldn’t have planned it better.

 

[ButterTart]

HERE COMES HITLER

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HERE COMES HITLER

If there is no Führer, is it even a music contest at all?

 

[ButterTart]

6. Miss Jay Aston – Sabaton - Defence of Moscow