ASFM Worldvision II: Armed and Worldulous. Deadline 5pm TODAY

[Saltwater]

A ROBOT.

The Moopybot!

 

[ButterTart]

Worldvision II: Armed and Worldulous hosting team announced ahead of Trendy Discotheque gala spectacular

The Worldvision II: Armed and Worldulous hosting team has been announced ahead of next week's Trendy Discotheque gala spectacular. Each one has been carefully selected to represent a different demographic, genre, or number of months left on a community service order.

Her off Deacon Blue, 72, will be representing Deacon Blue and will be leading the hosting team. "From Real Gone Kid to the other ones, our songs have entertained dozens of people worldwide." She trills. "It's about time they returned the favour."
Joining Her off Deacon Blue is internationally renowned power metal enthusiast Haile Selassie. "When I first heard Dragonforce they blew my fucking tits off" Chirps the 36-year-old "If anyone's sent them to this gay-interest music contest I'll be on it like bits of shite on a long-haired dog."
UK chart sensation Life Support Monkey, 42, is our third host. "I spent eight weeks at number one last year with my cover of 'Breathe In' by Lucie Silvas" He wheezes "Let's see if any of these foreign buggers can do better".
No-nonsense dancehall icon Bodybags, 26, says she's thrilled to be joining the hosting team. "I'm thrilled to be joining the hosting team" She says.
The team is rounded out by Care Bears icon Shriekeline 'Shreeky' No Heart, who last year stunned fans by dying in a fire at the BHS cafe. "I'm delighted to be back doing what I do best" Says 60-year-old Shreeky, whose real name is Shriekeline "Presenting online music contests, enthralling the gays, and exacting slow vengeance against the absolute jizzrags who set fire to the BHS while I was parking my breakfast."

Worldvision II: Armed and Worldulous starts Monday 30th May.

 

[Nancy]

I was hoping for Bonnie Langford

 

[ButterTart]

I was hoping for Bonnie Langford

We'd already got Bodybags signed up and we couldn't have two hosts both representing dancehall

 

[Ill Advised]

I’ve found the winner

 

[ButterTart]

Another entry RECEIVED

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I have expanded @ButterTart 's box with my huge entry


And I've also submitted my song for the competition

 

[ButterTart]

Thoroughly enjoyed my first encounter with @Suedey's 7-inch. Just need to get my breath back before I give it another go.

 

[ButterTart]

MORE SUBMISSIONS PLEASE. There are only 212 hour left until the deadline, don't you know?

 

[dmlaw]

MORE SUBMISSIONS PLEASE. There are only 212 hour left until the deadline, don't you know?

I have chosen my song and just need to decide how badly I’m going to cheat with the avatar.

 

[ButterTart]

I have chosen my song and just need to decide how badly I’m going to cheat with the avatar.

This is ASFM; the theme 'egg with a flag on it' was once interpreted by someone as 'chocolate replica of Ryan Gosling', so precedent tells me I have to accept an avatar regardless of how incorrect it is.

 

[Nancy]

Why does no-one ever comment on the fact the Ryan Gosling shares his surname with the name of a BABY GOOSE?

 

[jyxz]

Why does no-one ever comment on the fact the Ryan Gosling shares his surname with the name of a BABY GOOSE?

Because the sad sad tale of Persephone Duckling is still too raw in all of our minds.

Too soon @Nancy too soon

 

[OutSynk]

@ButterTart did you get @David 5000

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart did you get @David 5000

Sadly @David 5000 has thus far eluded me. I'm hopeful of his safe return to the fold.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I have officially entered the fray and hostilities. I know I’m taking a risk submitting at @ButterTart lunchtime. I hope he’s less religious about it than his teatime.

 

[Nancy]

@ButterTart - is mine your favourite entry so far?

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart - is mine your favourite entry so far?

It's tied for first place with the 17 other entries

 

[Nancy]

It's tied for first place with the 17 other entries

MY BEST EVER RESULT!

 

[ButterTart]

I have officially entered the fray and hostilities. I know I’m taking a risk submitting at @ButterTart lunchtime. I hope he’s less religious about it than his teatime.

I was having my dinner but I was at my desk anyway preparing for my interview on Wednesday like a NERD, so I had the spreadsheet handy.

 

[COB]

Entered xx

 

[ButterTart]

Entered xx

Can confirm.

Incidentally, nineteen of my wigs are currently orbiting Earth and I can't afford to keep replacing them every time someone submits a song.

 

[ButterTart]

Nineteen songs submitted, just twenty three outstanding.

 

[win_the_game]

Entered.

This was a struggle but I think I've found something vaguely acceptable.

 

[Soldi]

Looking to see what’s around x

 

[ButterTart]

The entries are coming in like nobody's business today

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The entries are coming in like nobody's business today

Funnily enough, @Soldi was saying this only last week.

 

[ButterTart]

There’s a mere WEEK to get your songs over to me.

 

[ButterTart]

Live scenes from my inbox today.

 

[Soldi]

I’m finding it hard to find something I really like

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Live scenes from my inbox today.

To be fair it does need a break after the hammering of entries you had yesterday

 

[ButterTart]

Is this a haiku?
Fuck knows, just send me some songs
My pantry is bare

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve had an avatar sent across today by someone who’s already sent their song, so the ball’s rolling. Incidentally, this was from one of our MULTIPLE RETURNING PLAYERS

 

[Nancy]

@Lizzy Grant TO ENTER PLEASE

 

[ButterTart]

@Lizzy Grant TO ENTER PLEASE

I’ve had entries from Mad Lizzie, Lizzie Maguire, Eddy Grant and Carrie Grant off the Fame Academy but nothing from @Lizzy Grant

 

[Kate]

ugh I do have to get on this

 

[ZenGiraffe]

ugh I do have to get on this

Same. I had a preliminary look when I got my country but I haven't actually made any effort yet.

Sadly Caramella Girls - Caramelldansen ([redacted] language version) isn't an option.

 

[Soldi]

Same. I had a preliminary look when I got my country but I haven't actually made any effort yet.

Sadly Caramella Girls - Caramelldansen ([redacted] language version) isn't an option.

And THANK GOD for that!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And THANK GOD for that!

Just imagining how good a [redacted] version of Caramelldansen would be has made me wet. @ButterTart will back me up on this.

 

[ButterTart]

Just imagining how good a [redacted] version of Caramelldansen would be has made me wet. @ButterTart will back me up on this.

Windows would be shattered, children would wake up screaming. Yes, that country’s version of Caramelldansen would be quite the showstopper