ASFM Worldvision: THE FINAL - Tonight, 7pm

[Rita]

Nice to watch Soldi and Rita try and outdo each other on who can make the LEAST FUCKING SENSE.

DARLING, he went for me. I only go for things that MATTER.

 

[Iguana]

Back in 5

Are you having your tea? In which case you actually mean back in 45 right?

 

[dmlaw]

England, France and Spain all in top ten. We do like our songs from obscure countries.

 

[dmlaw]

Are you having your tea? In which case you actually mean back in 45 right?

I actually have to go out for an hour, so ButterTart sloping off for his tea would be ideal.

 

[Rita]

England, France and Spain all in top ten. We do like our songs from obscure countries.

IRELAND ROBBED.

 

[octophone]

I actually have to go out for an hour, so ButterTart sloping off for his tea would be ideal.

I think he's enjoying his usual repast of a cigarette and another cigarette.

 

[Rita]

In all FAIRNESS I think my WHOLE ASFM PERSONA has got VERY OLD, so I shall retire after this one and I think the competition should too.

 

[ButterTart]

And I am BACK, and just in time for our alphabet-bottoming chum @ZZ to cast his votes

 

[Alex]

In all FAIRNESS I think my WHOLE ASFM PERSONA has got VERY OLD, so I shall retire after this one and I think the competition should too.

Let‘s just ban all the past winners from entering. Let the dregs of Moopy fight it out

 

[ButterTart]

@ZZ loves these songs more than chOcOlAte


25 INDONESIA - Raisa - You - @funky
20 FRANCE - Izïa - Mon coeur - @Kratz
16 GERMANY - Leony - Remedy - @OutSynk
14 SPAIN - Sweet California - Bet On Me - @superstylin’
12 ICELAND - VALDIS - Breathe - @Queen of the Bay
10 HUNGARY - Krisz Rudolf - Kimentünk a Divatból - @Tisch
09 THE PHILIPPINES - Maymay Entrata - Amakabogera - @Alex
08 AZERBAIJAN - Sevda Alekbarzadeh - Hisslərim Dumanda - @Ill Advised
07 MONGOLIA - Rafor ft Ahuna - Chinii hajuud - @Suomi
06 ESTONIA - Anet Vaikma - Heades Kätes - @Music
05 INDIA - Gaurav Tophakhane - Dastaan - @Apoca
04 SOUTH KOREA - JANNABI - ASTEARSGOBY - @Berly
03 NEW ZEALAND - Disasteradio - Gravy Rainbow - @Kate
02 MALAYSIA - Stacy - Not For Sale - @Raining On Me
01 GREECE - Josephine - Ta Kalytera Paidia - @Rita

 

[ButterTart]

Staying at the arse end of the alphabet for now, let's hear from mild-mannered music connoisseur @ZenGiraffe

 

[Rita]

Let‘s just ban all the past winners from entering. Let the dregs of Moopy fight it out

I meant more the whole RITA VS @Soldi thing. I love him to bits, and won’t say ANOTHER BAD WORD AGAINST HIM.

 

[Rita]

I don’t DO forced.

 

[dmlaw]

See you all soon. I expect lots of little glowing red notifications when I get back. I realise that they’ll all be from people quoting this post, but it will still give me a thrill for a moment or two.

 

[ButterTart]

Feeling very zen about @ZenGiraffe's superior taste


25 GHANA - Wiyaala - Coming With Fire - @ButterTart
20 ARGENTINA - Lali - Disciplina - @dmlaw
16 PAKISTAN - Meesha Shafi - Rajkumari - @Iguana
14 THE PHILIPPINES - Maymay Entrata - Amakabogera - @Alex
12 FRANCE - Izïa - Mon coeur - @Kratz
10 PERU - Renata Flores - Chañan Cori Coca - @Soldi
09 ALGERIA - Lolo Zouaï - Galipette - @jyxz
08 BURKINA FASO - Hawa Boussim - Hme ye - @Marilyn
07 INDIA - Gaurav Tophakhane - Dastaan - @Apoca
06 MONGOLIA - Rafor ft Ahuna - Chinii hajuud - @Suomi
05 SPAIN - Sweet California - Bet On Me - @superstylin’
04 ALBANIA - Besa - Tatuazh Në Zemër - @Kalabaliken
03 TURKMENISTAN - Myahri - Turkmenistan - @COB
02 GREECE - Josephine - Ta Kalytera Paidia - @Rita
01 HUNGARY - Krisz Rudolf - Kimentünk a Divatból - @Tisch

 

[ButterTart]

See you all soon. I expect lots of little glowing red notifications when I get back. I realise that they’ll all be from people quoting this post, but it will still give me a thrill for a moment or two.

You just got two in the space of 30 seconds!

 

[Alex]

I meant more the whole RITA VS @Soldi thing. I love him to bits, and won’t say ANOTHER BAD WORD AGAINST HIM.

Ooh a RITA vs SOLDI ASFM.
TWO SONGS
ONE WINNER

 

[octophone]

Ooh a RITA vs SOLDI ASFM.
TWO SONGS
ONE WINNER

BOTH SHITE

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh a RITA vs SOLDI ASFM.
TWO SONGS
ONE WINNER

I think we all win in that scenario. Imagine the content.

 

[Rita]

Feeling very zen about @ZenGiraffe's superior taste


25 GHANA - Wiyaala - Coming With Fire - @ButterTart
20 ARGENTINA - Lali - Disciplina - @dmlaw
16 PAKISTAN - Meesha Shafi - Rajkumari - @Iguana
14 THE PHILIPPINES - Maymay Entrata - Amakabogera - @Alex
12 FRANCE - Izïa - Mon coeur - @Kratz
10 PERU - Renata Flores - Chañan Cori Coca - @Soldi
09 ALGERIA - Lolo Zouaï - Galipette - @jyxz
08 BURKINA FASO - Hawa Boussim - Hme ye - @Marilyn
07 INDIA - Gaurav Tophakhane - Dastaan - @Apoca
06 MONGOLIA - Rafor ft Ahuna - Chinii hajuud - @Suomi
05 SPAIN - Sweet California - Bet On Me - @superstylin’
04 ALBANIA - Besa - Tatuazh Në Zemër - @Kalabaliken
03 TURKMENISTAN - Myahri - Turkmenistan - @COB
02 GREECE - Josephine - Ta Kalytera Paidia - @Rita
01 HUNGARY - Krisz Rudolf - Kimentünk a Divatból - @Tisch

CUTIE

 

[OutSynk]

Very bad giraffe

 

[Rita]

Very bad giraffe

SHOVE EVERY INCH OF THAT NECK UP YOUR SAND RIDDLED CUNT.

 

[ButterTart]

@Soldi loved all of the songs so much that voting was an ordeal for him. Let's see the fruits of his sacrifice.

 

[ButterTart]

@Soldi plays against type and goes for a VERY surprising 25 pointer:

25 FRANCE - Izïa - Mon coeur - @Kratz
20 ISRAEL - Gad Elbaz feat. Nissim - Hashem Melech 2.0 - @octophone
16 TURKMENISTAN - Myahri - Turkmenistan - @COB
14 SERBIA - Ceca - Da Raskinem sa njom - @Ag
12 BRAZIL - Tropkillaz feat Anitta, J Balvin and ZAAC - Bola Rebola - @rhythmbandit
10 INDONESIA - Raisa - You - @funky
09 ARGENTINA - Lali - Disciplina - @dmlaw
08 GERMANY - Leony - Remedy - @OutSynk
07 ITALY - Cicciolina - Baby Love - @Gangsta Nancy Lam
06 BOTSWANA - Mpho Sebina - Tjuele ft. A.T.I - @Lucille
05 ENGLAND - Rachel Chinouriri - All I Ever Asked - @Suedey
04 BULGARIA - Jelena Karleuša x Azis - Ostavljam Te - @ZenGiraffe
03 CUBA - Robbie Rivera + Pauza - Agua Pa Beber - @RaspberrySwirl
02 GREECE - Josephine - Ta Kalytera Paidia - @Rita
01 ALBANIA - Besa - Tatuazh Në Zemër - @Kalabaliken

 

[Tisch]

@Soldi plays against type and goes for a VERY surprising 25 pointer:

25 FRANCE - Izïa - Mon coeur - @Kratz
20 ISRAEL - Gad Elbaz feat. Nissim - Hashem Melech 2.0 - @octophone
16 TURKMENISTAN - Myahri - Turkmenistan - @COB
14 SERBIA - Ceca - Da Raskinem sa njom - @Ag
12 BRAZIL - Tropkillaz feat Anitta, J Balvin and ZAAC - Bola Rebola - @rhythmbandit
10 INDONESIA - Raisa - You - @funky
09 ARGENTINA - Lali - Disciplina - @dmlaw
08 GERMANY - Leony - Remedy - @OutSynk
07 ITALY - Cicciolina - Baby Love - @Gangsta Nancy Lam
06 BOTSWANA - Mpho Sebina - Tjuele ft. A.T.I - @Lucille
05 ENGLAND - Rachel Chinouriri - All I Ever Asked - @Suedey
04 BULGARIA - Jelena Karleuša x Azis - Ostavljam Te - @ZenGiraffe
03 CUBA - Robbie Rivera + Pauza - Agua Pa Beber - @RaspberrySwirl
02 GREECE - Josephine - Ta Kalytera Paidia - @Rita
01 ALBANIA - Besa - Tatuazh Në Zemër - @Kalabaliken

Wow such a BORING set of votes

 

[ButterTart]

Also @Soldi gave @Rita points! It's a midsommar miracle!

 

[Kratz]

@Soldi plays against type and goes for a VERY surprising 25 pointer:

25 FRANCE - Izïa - Mon coeur - @Kratz
20 ISRAEL - Gad Elbaz feat. Nissim - Hashem Melech 2.0 - @octophone
16 TURKMENISTAN - Myahri - Turkmenistan - @COB
14 SERBIA - Ceca - Da Raskinem sa njom - @Ag
12 BRAZIL - Tropkillaz feat Anitta, J Balvin and ZAAC - Bola Rebola - @rhythmbandit
10 INDONESIA - Raisa - You - @funky
09 ARGENTINA - Lali - Disciplina - @dmlaw
08 GERMANY - Leony - Remedy - @OutSynk
07 ITALY - Cicciolina - Baby Love - @Gangsta Nancy Lam
06 BOTSWANA - Mpho Sebina - Tjuele ft. A.T.I - @Lucille
05 ENGLAND - Rachel Chinouriri - All I Ever Asked - @Suedey
04 BULGARIA - Jelena Karleuša x Azis - Ostavljam Te - @ZenGiraffe
03 CUBA - Robbie Rivera + Pauza - Agua Pa Beber - @RaspberrySwirl
02 GREECE - Josephine - Ta Kalytera Paidia - @Rita
01 ALBANIA - Besa - Tatuazh Në Zemër - @Kalabaliken

@Soldi you babe

 

[Iguana]

@Soldi BORING

 

[octophone]

20 from @Soldi, fucking yaldi!

 

[ButterTart]

Does he hate you? Yes. Does he hate your song? Maybe not. It's @OutSynk

 

[Rita]

@Soldi plays against type and goes for a VERY surprising 25 pointer:

25 FRANCE - Izïa - Mon coeur - @Kratz
20 ISRAEL - Gad Elbaz feat. Nissim - Hashem Melech 2.0 - @octophone
16 TURKMENISTAN - Myahri - Turkmenistan - @COB
14 SERBIA - Ceca - Da Raskinem sa njom - @Ag
12 BRAZIL - Tropkillaz feat Anitta, J Balvin and ZAAC - Bola Rebola - @rhythmbandit
10 INDONESIA - Raisa - You - @funky
09 ARGENTINA - Lali - Disciplina - @dmlaw
08 GERMANY - Leony - Remedy - @OutSynk
07 ITALY - Cicciolina - Baby Love - @Gangsta Nancy Lam
06 BOTSWANA - Mpho Sebina - Tjuele ft. A.T.I - @Lucille
05 ENGLAND - Rachel Chinouriri - All I Ever Asked - @Suedey
04 BULGARIA - Jelena Karleuša x Azis - Ostavljam Te - @ZenGiraffe
03 CUBA - Robbie Rivera + Pauza - Agua Pa Beber - @RaspberrySwirl
02 GREECE - Josephine - Ta Kalytera Paidia - @Rita
01 ALBANIA - Besa - Tatuazh Në Zemër - @Kalabaliken

xxx CUNT xxx

 

[ButterTart]

@OutSynk gives Estonia top marks. I'm sure that must be illegal.

25 ESTONIA - Anet Vaikma - Heades Kätes - @Music
20 LEBANON - The Bunny Tylers - One Of These Days - @Indie
16 ROMANIA - Andreea Bălan - Invidia - @straightorbroken
14 BURKINA FASO - Hawa Boussim - Hme ye - @Marilyn
12 HUNGARY - Krisz Rudolf - Kimentünk a Divatból - @Tisch
10 GREECE - Josephine - Ta Kalytera Paidia - @Rita
09 BULGARIA - Jelena Karleuša x Azis - Ostavljam Te - @ZenGiraffe
08 ALBANIA - Besa - Tatuazh Në Zemër - @Kalabaliken
07 PERU - Renata Flores - Chañan Cori Coca - @Soldi
06 ARGENTINA - Lali - Disciplina - @dmlaw
05 SERBIA - Ceca - Da Raskinem sa njom - @Ag
04 FINLAND - Annika Eklund - Shanghain valot - @win_the_game
03 FRANCE - Izïa - Mon coeur - @Kratz
02 BOTSWANA - Mpho Sebina - Tjuele ft. A.T.I - @Lucille
01 ALGERIA - Lolo Zouaï - Galipette - @jyxz

 

[ButterTart]

And to think of all the terrible things @Rita has said about him, too

 

[Rita]

@OutSynk can you take a woman’s FIST? Thank you beaut xx

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Hi Moopy, it’s midsummer here and I have stopped attending galas where I come last.

 

[Iguana]

@OutSynk's tactical voting really needs to be investigated one of these days

 

[ButterTart]

@OutSynk can you take a woman’s FIST? Thank you beaut xx

He can take a 1987 Honda Civic and don't let him tell you different.

 

[Music]

@OutSynk YOU STAR!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

But has @Rita voted yet? She was my sole target group.

 

[Tisch]

@OutSynk thanks for satiating my "Hunger"