ASFSF: Flag Parade - A Bevvy of Villains TONIGHT at 6pm

[Suomi]

It’s only been a few hours since the application window closed and we already have a hotly contested legal dispute, so join us at 6pm tomorrow to find out whether it will be 49 or 50 villains throwing their all into A Song For SuomiFrid. Grab a wine and let’s see out the weekend in the way we know best - with arguing and accusations.




EDIT: In case you don't want to follow the whole thread, here's a summary:

Semi Final One – Tuesday 15th June

1. Catherine Tramell from BasicInstinct

2. Rita Repulsa

3. Kate Moss

4. Lady Mastermind

5. The Mccans

6. Dr Claw

7. Ursula

8. Russia

9. Golden Chandelier Skeletor

10. HALL 9000

11. GLORIFICUS

12. Kate Middleton

13. Evil-Lyn

14. Inky, Pinky, Blinky and Clyde

15. Natalia Kills

16. Aunt Lydia

17. Michael Corleone

18. Dominic Cummings

19. Mumm-ra the Ever-living

20. Velma Von Tussle

21. M. Bison

22. Maya Sharma

23. Apep, The Moon Serpent

24. Debbie Jellinsky Adams

25. Kathryn Merteuil

Semi Final 2 – Thursday 17th June

1. Ernesto De La Cruz

2. Julia Stone

3. Lilith from Sabrina

4. BBC Test Card F

5. Meredith Blake - The Parent Trap

6. Graham Clark - Emmerdale

7. White People

8. Anne Robinson

9. Philipp Kirkorov

10. Norma Watson

11. Ymza

12. Pamela Voorhees

13. The Nationwide How's Your Head Woman

14. Carmen Sandiego

15. Christina Aguilera

16. The Hooded Claw

17. Alex Forrest

18. T-Bag

19. Raspberry Swirl

20. Carola (or 'THAT O*D U**Y F****** B**** FROM SWEDEN')

21. Samara Morgan from the Ring

22. The Rani

23. Armie Hammer

24. Hank Scorpio

 

[Diddy]

Perched!

can I keep privately calling this event the Rogue’s Gallery?

 

[jyxz]

Wow. Tilly. Take a chill pill!

 

[GinAg (39)]

GASPING at the PROSPECT of this.

 

[GinAg (39)]

The cast of Tots TV were a set of absolute cunts.

 

[Diddy]

I never knew Tilly was such a COW!

 

[jyxz]

 

[octophone]

I never knew Tilly was such a COW!

Mais oui! Quelle vache!

 

[Suomi]

I never knew Tilly was such a COW!

I watched the whole episode and in fairness that scene is the culmination of Tiny keeping everyone up practically all night. He was told on THREE occasions to keep the noise down before she lost it.

 

[COB]

"I couldn't think of anything to do, so I decided to do some washing up" - didn't realise it before but I am actually such a Tiny

 

[dUb]

That video!

loved BEING AN ABSOLUTE COW especially

 

[OutSynk]

Very excited for a Berly of Villains.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Me and my villain entering the parade with our heads held high:

 

[GinAg (39)]

I may not be here for this. Mr Ag is telling his parents about him finding his birth family.

I know what's more important and will find a way to be here.

 

[Iguana]

Me and my villain entering the parade with our heads held high:

Oh my! Someone forgot about GRAVITY

Still, nice that someone remembered to sing Gaga's A-YO at the end, Joanne is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm convelling if this is tonight. Having my plans cancelled, this would actually surpass my other thing. I hope we get this theme again and it's not even began.

 

[D5K]

The "6pm tomorrow" in the thread title is tonight isn't it?

 

[Lucille]

So confused by this right now, I'm home from the football and need a FOCUS for the evening, other than drink wine and smoke fags.

 

[Suomi]

6pm tonight girls!

@Ag
@Alex
@Alla
@Barnacle
@Beryl
@Beverley
@big ron -
@BoysForSeles
@ButterTart
@COB
@cwej
@David 5000
@Devil
@Diddy
@dmlaw
@dUb
@funky
@Gangsta Nancy Lam
@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
@Iguana
@Ill Advised
@Indie
@jivafox
@jyxz
@Kate
@Lucille
@Marilyn
@Music
@OutSynk
@Penelope
@Pingu
@Phoenix
@Queen of the Bay
@Raining On Me
@RaspberrySwirl
@Rhythmbarbican
@Rita
@RJN
@straightorbroken
@Soldi -
@Suedey
@Suomi
@Superstylin'
@Tetris-Rock -
@The Homosexual Octopus
@Tisch
@VoR
@win_the_game
@ZenGiraffe
@ZZ

 

[Lucille]

YAAAAAY!

 

[Indie]

My money is on The Fat Controller from Thomas the tank engine

 

[Indie]

Nah, it's just going to be a load if eurovision/rupaul/housewives stuff and I'll have less of a clue than usual.

 

[D5K]

My money is on The Fat Controller from Thomas the tank engine

How was he a villain? He was just making reasonable efforts to restore some semblance of order to all the chaos that little shit Thomas was getting up to.

 

[Tisch]

Nah, it's just going to be a load if eurovision/rupaul/housewives stuff and I'll have less of a clue than usual.

Indie, if you throw rocks, I'll melt them down into diamonds.

 

[D5K]

I'm not aware that Eurovision has many villains but am happy to be proved wrong.

 

[GinAg (39)]

This is quite a thrilling and hopefully very contentious flag theme.

 

[Tisch]

I shall be viewing live from the bath with wine

 

[GNL]

I never knew Tilly was such a COW!

Une vache!

 

[GNL]

How was he a villain? He was just making reasonable efforts to restore some semblance of order to all the chaos that little shit Thomas was getting up to.

He walled one of the trains up to DIE

 

[ButterTart]

I’m at a BBQ but I’ll be keeping a beady eye on this. Looking forward to finding out whether Gerry & Kate count as one villain, and whether Mimi, CiCi or BeBe from Real Housewives of Boulder, Colorado will be Tisch’s avatar.

 

[GinAg (39)]

He walled one of the trains up to DIE

Childhood nightmares justified.

Not as much as the dolls house kids program when one of the dolls murdered another doll by MELTING THEM. Not even joking.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Expecting to recognize about 1% of the villains.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

ANNOUNCEMENT

Due to budget issues on Hellenic TV, threats from Kimberley Walsh’s legal team and Julie’s ongoing substance misuse, the villain reveal will now start at 18:10.

 

[Tisch]

My clock says 18:00. You might say it's two minutes fast but that's a lie x

 

[jivafox]

 

[Tisch]

ANNOUNCEMENT

Due to budget issues on Hellenic TV, threats from Kimberley Walsh’s legal team and Julie’s ongoing substance misuse, the villain reveal will now start at 18:10.

I'M LEAVING

 

[GinAg (39)]

Someone's on the SHITTER

 

[GinAg (39)]

I can such imagine the SCENES in Croydon RIGHT NOW!

 

[octophone]

Fuck's sake, here we go, BoJo tactics.

 

[Tisch]

Pingu said to be FRANTICALLY rapping at Julie's door