Austria 2024: Kaleen - We Will Rave (1 Viewer)

[VoR]

Now canonically a TITS OUT BANGER

 

[VoR]

Longer version

 

[IntoTheDark]

Half of the LED screen failed to work too Kaleen works hard but the devil works harder!

 

[Pingu]

Half of the LED screen failed to work too Kaleen works hard but the devil works harder!

Only because Gåte swung one of their guitars into it

 

[Apoca]

Only because Gåte swung one of their guitars into it

disqualify them immediately

 

[Bypass]

Predicition: Shock non qualifier...just sayin'

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Predicition: Shock non qualifier...just sayin'

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH

 

[Dark Carnival]

Predicition: Shock non qualifier...just sayin'

I have reported this post.

See it. Say it. Sort it.

 

[Kratz]

I feel UNSAFE

 

[HalamaK]

I feel UNSAFE

Just take it easy, breath and know it's going to be okay. I have a safe space for you. Head to St James's Park. I'll be waiting for you in a blue van by the containers south of the lake.

 

[GALA]

Roll me up in carpet, throw me in the van and dump me at the illegal rave please

 

[win_the_game]

Predicition: Shock non qualifier...just sayin'

Oh this absolutely has potential to be a PIA MARIA level disaster.

 

[win_the_game]

Maybe it's just the potato sound that comes with performing at the Vienna branch of IKEA, but this doesn't fill me with confidence.

 

[D5K]

I want that shelving unit.

 

[HalamaK]

Wrong target audience. IKEA Vienna doesn't know the difference between a rave and a red-light district.

 

[Pingu]

I have to admit, this one has been growing off me…

 

[ButterTart]

Hmm... she's not exactly destroying the universe with this single live performance, I have to admit.

Still one of the few proper bangers this year, mind.

 

[Kratz]

This isn’t qualifying. You didn’t hear it first.

 

[auretz]

Live performance in Austria yesterday:

ESC-Sängerin Kaleen mit "We Will Rave" - Die große Chance - Let's sing and dance: Die Entscheidung vom 26.04.2024 um 22:35 Uhr

Welche drei Talente kommen weiter? Das Publikum hat via Televoting entschieden und ermöglicht drei Acts den Aufstieg in die Finalshow und den Gewinn von 50.000 Euro. Bildquelle: ORF

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Giving me massive "Dance Alone" vibes, another of my favourites that just felt awkward at ESC

 

[Kaleen]

So this won the vote at my Eurovision Party last night beating Netherlands in second place by 6 points. About 70 people there and pretty much all the ballads didn’t qualify which is par for the course for this kind of event.

 

[Madison]

How big is your house?

 

[Marina Salty]

So this won the vote at my Eurovision Party last night beating Netherlands in second place by 6 points. About 70 people there and pretty much all the ballads didn’t qualify which is par for the course for this kind of event.

What place did Hera get?

 

[Kaleen]

How big is your house?

It wasn’t at my house it was in a bar.

 

[Penelope]

Literally found myself INVOLUNTARILY PUNCHING THE SOFA FROM SHEER DELIGHT by this perf at REGULAR INTERVALS THROUGHOUT!!

 

[Diddy]

 

[Apoca]

Thrilled it went through but I reckon by the skin of its teeth.

 

[Diddy]

I’m going to celebrate by putting on a Matrix-inspired outfit and run dramatically in a warehouse/on an office building roof, holding a steel briefcase, possibly with a helicopter, probably in slow motion

 

[Lucille]

I’m celebrating by getting felt up by a bevy of hairless hunks.

 

[dmlaw]

I’m celebrating by getting felt up by a bevy of hairless hunks.

I thought you were planning to do that anyway.

 

[Diddy]

I’m celebrating by getting felt up by a bevy of hairless hunks.

I guess Mustii has some time on his hands (as well as glitter fisting lube)

 

[OutSynk]

Eh the song is still a massive bop but the performance just didn’t have IT. Lovely costume though.

 

[Penelope]

Thrilled it went through but I reckon by the skin of its teeth.

FUCK OFF AND DROWN!

 

[Tisch]

She's a former stand in isn't she? And that's what she sounded like. No shade, but I imagine she puts the same level of effort into Twinkle Twinkle Little Star if that's the song she happened to be given.

I said in the thread last night, and still true, I enjoyed most the bits where she doesn't sing. (Again, NOT meant to be shade , it just goes off on those bits)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No shade

NOT meant to be shade

And yet, your post is like an ECLIPSE on poor Kaleen

 

[win_the_game]

Yeah this could have done with a stronger vocalist. The vocals were paper thin last night.

 

[VoR]

Paper thin vocals are a staple of this kind of Eurodance though!

 

[Tisch]

And yet, your post is like an ECLIPSE on poor Kaleen

Fine! No shade but she was fucking shit and I hope her car breaks down

 

[HalamaK]

Underdelivered.

 

[Madison]

 

[Lucille]

No