Celebrity Big Brother 2024 ITV2 era

[ButterTart]

So from what I gather, this one was a featured extra in a Netflix show? Fuck me, Faria Alam was AUDREY HEPBURN by comparison to this level of stardom.

 

[FetchFugly]

Sharon and Louis appreciating a PROPER CELEB

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Louis and Sharon actually giving Fern compliments is a nice change from "OH DEAR"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Nice commentary change from Sharon and Louis "oh she [Fern] looks lovely" (and does )

 

[FetchFugly]

"She won't know the rest of them"

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

"Do you want some champagne?"
"There isn't any left"
"Oh no"

Relatable

 

[FetchFugly]

Putting Sharon and Louis in a cupboard on opening night to rip your line up apart was a bold move.

 

[Rita]

So Fern writes books now? It definitely suits her. Did she not leave This Morning many moons ago as Phillip Schofield was getting paid more than her and they wouldn’t match? QUITE BLOODY RIGHT TOO.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

So Fern writes books now? It definitely suits her. Did she not leave This Morning many moons ago as Phillip Schofield was getting paid more than her and they wouldn’t match? QUITE BLOODY RIGHT TOO.

She does the book signings too and from what I've heard people I know who've gone to them, she's absolutely lovely in person as well.

 

[FetchFugly]

"I would put HER IN THE FIRE"

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I can actually respect those choices, not a bad job Sharon!

 

[ButterTart]

My favourite Fern moment was during a quiz on this morning when Philip Schofield was reading out the possible answers:
a. Men in Blue
b. Men in White
c. Men in Black

And Fern immediately follow up with 'or d. Meningitis', and just carried on as if nothing had happened.

 

[Rita]

Louis as blunt as ever.

“Because you don’t like them”.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

"the judges"

They know, they are playing along even though this twist already falling apart

 

[Ellie]

Marisha: “I’ve got too many outfits to show!”

 

[Rita]

Marisha: “I’ve got too many outfits to show!”

Hopefully they are better than her entrance outfit.

 

[Lucille]

That felt shambolic but I’m going to tune in because I have nothing else going on in my life

 

[GinAg (39)]

Sharon and Louis must have cost a fortune, because the rest of the cast are total zeroes in terms of fame.

I will of course watch every episode because however famous they aren't it's always a cunt fest.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I'm assuming David (unideal) has got enough of a fanbase to see him through this first eviction so it's probably between YouTube/TikTok girl and royal uncle.

 

[GNL]

Grim. Why are they paying a WIFE BEATER to be on this show?

 

[ButterTart]

Sharon and Louis must have cost a fortune, because the rest of the cast are total zeroes in terms of fame.

I will of course watch every episode because however famous they aren't it's always a cunt fest.

Fern and Levi are good gets too, but I think Third Homosexual From The Left from a Netflix show is stretching the concept of celebrity to its very limit.

 

[Finn]

I know it's Celebrity Big Brother, but this felt extra low rent. Like we've run out of celebrity culture

 

[Rita]

What a fantastic first episode. So glad to have this back.

 

[Ellie]

Tom Allen just saying what we all were.

 

[Lucille]

Tom is fantastic.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

He is, they should have put him in the house

 

[Lucille]

 

[ButterTart]

I know it's Celebrity Big Brother, but this felt extra low rent. Like we've run out of celebrity culture

There's such a rich vein of cultural icons they could have mined.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Ekin Su's mum. WTF

 

[Lucille]

Marissa’s DADDY husband.

 

[Lucille]

Completely forgot the fresh faced sapling from Corrie was in there!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Completely forgot the fresh faced sapling from Corrie was in there!

Winner then.

 

[straightorbroken]

Watching now. Louis has came in. Are they being whisked off to a secret room to judge? I wouldn't mind them goggleboxing their way... oh they're doing that, I don't even need to finish the sentence.

 

[straightorbroken]

Unless there was somehow a way to buy drinks and you were doing it before a night out, I just don't understand why anyone would want to be in that crowd.

 

[straightorbroken]

Strictly guy looks a bit like a filled out Jedward. Or one of them. Or both melted into one.

 

[straightorbroken]

Getting Try Me Out video vibes from the celeb boxes graphics:

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh Egg and Spoon is BACK. They should put her ex in there whatever he was called.

 

[straightorbroken]

She has a slightly lazy eye.

 

[straightorbroken]

Does Louis have an earpiece with all these convenient facts?

 

[straightorbroken]

Ugh. Sharon get rid of the Corrie guy immediately please.