CHRISTMAS TV 2020 INCLUDING NETFLIX AND OTHER PLACES AS WELL AS TV

[lolly]

THERE WAS A NEW CHRISTMAS FILM ON NETFLIX THAT I STARTED WATCHING YESTERDAY, BUT I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS CALLED

LOOK IN YOUR VIEWING HISTORY, YOU DAFT TART.

 

[Nancy]

LOOK IN YOUR VIEWING HISTORY, YOU DAFT TART.

 

[lolly]

I just looked in my Netflix account and someone in BARNET has been using it

 

[Nancy]

I HAVE EDITED THE THREAD TITLE NOW WE ARE TALKING ABOUT CHRISTMAS THINGS ON NETFLIX TOO

 

[Zu]

Am devastated about the shock BIRDS NEWS I have to say. Surely the whole point of it is that Linda and Pauline are the said birds?

CHRISTMAS IS RUINED

 

[Zu]

IS PAULINE QUIRKE DEAD?

Can’t believe there wasn’t a memorial thread feat. vile lesbian slurs and unkind laughter about her academy

 

[Nancy]

JINGLE JANGLE IS BRILLIANT. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT!

 

[lolly]

JINGLE JANGLE IS BRILLIANT. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT!

Not being funny like, but you forgot what it was even called for 45 minutes.

 

[Nancy]

Not being funny like, but you forgot what it was even called for 45 minutes.

THESE THINGS HAPPEN AS YOU GET OLDER. YOU SHOULD KNOW, LOLLY.

 

[lolly]

Thankfully I only ever forget where I've put my reading glasses.

 

[Nancy]

Thankfully I only ever forget where I've put my reading glasses.

JUST AS WELL YOU DON’T NEED THEM TO WATCH JINGLE JANGLE

 

[Halli]

MORE LIKE PAULINE HAS GIVEN UP ON LINDA.

Surprised she wouldn't PUT UP WITH HER for 50K or whatever they get per series though!

 

[Rita]

OH, IT’S CALLED JINGLE JANGLE

I love a Christmas movie. Is it as good as a Christmas Chronicles??

 

[Rita]

Anyway, Goldie Hawn, who is going for the classic puppet Zippy look these days, is starring alongside longterm nothusband Kurt in a Netflix Christmas sequel to Kurt's Netflix Christmas film on Netflix. It comes out on Netflix 25 November.

DO NOT SLAG OFF GOLDIE YOU PIG!!!

 

[Rita]

 

[Rita]

Christmas Chronicles must be the best Christmas movie since Elf.

 

[Nancy]

I HAVE NOT SEEN CHRISTMAS CHRONICLES. WHAT’S IT ABOUT @Rita ?

 

[Rita]

I HAVE NOT SEEN CHRISTMAS CHRONICLES. WHAT’S IT ABOUT @Rita ?

Can’t remember love. It’s GREAT THOUGH as far as Christmas fodder goes.

 

[Nancy]

JINGLE JANGLE IS ABOUT AN INVENTOR WHO LOSES HIS LIVELIHOOD AND HIS WIFE AND THEN IS COAXED BACK OHT OF HIS SHELL BY HIS GRANDDAUGHTER BUT THEN HIS NEW INVENTION IS STOLEN BY HIS EVIL FORMER APPRENTICE AND THEY HAVE TO GET IT BACK.

THERE ARE LOTS OF SONGS AND IT ALL LOOKS SUMPTUOUS.

 

[Rita]

Kurt Russel is SANTA and Goldie is MRS CLAUS. Need I say anymore?

 

[Rita]

JINGLE JANGLE IS ABOUT AN INVENTOR WHO LOSES HIS LIVELIHOOD AND HIS WIFE AND THEN IS COAXED BACK OHT OF HIS SHELL BY HIS GRANDDAUGHTER BUT THEN HIS NEW INVENTION IS STOLEN BY HIS EVIL FORMER APPRENTICE AND THEY HAVE TO GET IT BACK.

THERE ARE LOTS OF SONGS AND IT ALL LOOKS SUMPTUOUS.

SOLD.

 

[Nancy]

ALSO, RICKY MARTIN IS IN IT PLAYING A REALLY FUN PART, ALTHOUGH YOU WON’T RECOGNISE HIM STRAIGHT AWAY.

 

[Rita]

I am even considering getting the decs up. FUCK YOU LOCKDOWN!

 

[Nancy]

Kurt Russel is SANTA and Goldie is MRS CLAUS. Need I say anymore?

GOLDIE THE DJ WITH THE GOLD TOOTH?

 

[Rita]

GOLDIE THE DJ WITH THE GOLD TOOTH?

 

[Nancy]

I THINK I WILL PUT IT ON AFTER JONATHAN CREEK.

WHERE CAN I WATCH IT?

 

[straightorbroken]

DO NOT SLAG OFF GOLDIE YOU PIG!!!

BLESS.

I love Goldie, but the promo picture is bad and as if I won't be watching day 1.

 

[lolly]

I had a look at Netflix coming soon the other day and there seems to be loads of Christmas themed stuff.

 

[COB]

Last year some friends and I watched some of the Netflix xmas trash films including The Knight Before Christmas and A Christmas Prince - absolute rubbish, but quite fun if you're drunk.

 

[Nancy]

@Rita IS IT THE CHRISTMAS CHRONICLES FROM 2018?

 

[Rita]

@Rita IS IT THE CHRISTMAS CHRONICLES FROM 2018?

YES!!

 

[Nancy]

YES!!

I’M WATCHING NOW. IT’S BRILLIANT! JUST UP TO THE PART WHERE

Spoiler

THEY CRASH IN SANTA’S SLEIGH

 

[Rita]

I’M WATCHING NOW. IT’S BRILLIANT! JUST UP TO THE PART WHERE

Spoiler

THEY CRASH IN SANTA’S SLEIGH

It is EVERYTHING. Enjoy.

 

[Nancy]

It is EVERYTHING. Enjoy.

ARE YOU SURE GOLDIE IS IN THIS? I’M ALMOST AT THE END AND SHE’S NOT SHOWN UP YET.

BUT THE FILM IS INCREDIBLE! I LOVE IT!

 

[Nancy]

OH SHE WAS IN IT FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS AT THE END

I SPENT THE WHOLE FILM WAITING FOR HER!

BUT IT WAS STILL BRILLIANT

I HOPE YOU ENJOY JINGLE JANGLE @Rita

 

[Rita]

OH SHE WAS IN IT FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS AT THE END

I SPENT THE WHOLE FILM WAITING FOR HER!

BUT IT WAS STILL BRILLIANT

I HOPE YOU ENJOY JINGLE JANGLE @Rita

I think she is more prominent in the new one.

 

[Nancy]

I think she is more prominent in the new one.

SHE COULD HARDLY BE LESS PROMINENT

PLEASE TELL ME IT’S DUE OUT THIS CHRISTMAS

 

[Rita]

SHE COULD HARDLY BE LESS PROMINENT

PLEASE TELL ME IT’S DUE OUT THIS CHRISTMAS

Oh yes darling. 25th November, I believe.

 

[Nancy]

Oh yes darling. 25th November, I believe.

THANKS RITA!

GET JINGLE JANGLE ON TODAY!

 

[Rita]

THANKS RITA!

GET JINGLE JANGLE ON TODAY!

I was busy watching REAL LIFE NUNS on BBC, and am getting ready to watch some REAL HOUSEWIVES OF CHESHIRE to even things out a tad. I will watch Jingle Jangle in December.