Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings (2 Viewers)

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh god just RESIGN! He’s not even an MP. That he’s even giving a press conference in the first place is utterly absurd.

 

[jivafox]

His story has had about FIVE SIDES as it is.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

However SURELY him going out and telling the ENTIRE COUNTRY why he is right and we are wrong is just furthering the length of rope to hang himself.

We’d hope at least

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I mean I’m sure there’s some evil think tank out there willing to offer him double what the government pay him, but obviously all he really wants is power and he’s clinging on to it for dear life

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

So is THIS happening in place of the usual conference? I can’t wait for him to cut off all the journalists mid sentence because I’ve not seen ONE that has supported him. Even Laura fucking Kuenssburg was criticising him last night.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I'm hoping for Prince Andrew levels of delusion.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I almost retweeted this

 

[ManicKangaroo]

So is THIS happening in place of the usual conference?

Apparently not

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[dzjermlaw]

I would have though that there would be two sides of the story just from Dominic Cummings. One for each of his faces.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Well if he’s out of work we’re one down on Festival Di Soldi.

 

[Beverley]

I'm hoping for Prince Andrew levels of delusion.

if anybody is familiar with his blogs, they will know that he is an absolutely ideological and yet flaky cunt who thinks that he's better than the rest of us. Yes, all norms of British governance are falling apart, but I really pray that his elitist public contempt shines through and does even more damage to the Tories.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OMG A DOM CUM STAN!

 

[lolly]

NHS ♡ Boris? It's a spoof account, right?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

They’ve CHANGED THEIR TUNE if you have a look.

 

[lolly]

In another context, I could stan dom cum.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

NHS ♡ Boris? It's a spoof account, right?

Clearly I am easily pleased

 

[cwej]

It's not necessarily about the specific lockdown rules (and trust me, he broke a rule that was/is in place everywhere in Europe in some capacity) - it's more about the UK government pulling yet another incredible stunt with the high-rank tories covering each other's back; and mainland media has been very keen to cover the rapidly accelerating moral disintegration within UK politics ever since Jun 2016.

Interesting. Surprised they care that much!

 

[octophone]

In another context, I could stan dom cum.

Eh? He looks like Jacob Marley's ghost possessed a 90 year old's clitoris.

 

[cwej]

Who the fuck is this cunt speaking now on BBC??

 

[Madison]

Who the fuck is this cunt speaking now on BBC??

Tom Harwood.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Viewing party... 2 mins away!

 

[cwej]

Tom Harwood.

why is he important? Who is he?

I’ve never seen such whataboutery in the space of 2 minutes... labour this, labour that...

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

A Union Jack hanging from your wall? FUCK OFF SCUM.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

What a fucking CUNT!

 

[Madison]

why is he important? Who is he?

I’ve never seen such whataboutery in the space of 2 minutes... labour this, labour that...

He's a prostitute. There were so few young pretty gay people willing to openly support mental causes such as Brexit and the Conservative Party - TV accepts anyone. He's willing to say anything to get famous.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

why is he important? Who is he?

I’ve never seen such whataboutery in the space of 2 minutes... labour this, labour that...

Something to do with Guido Fawkes

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Oh he's from Guido Fawkes. Of course.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

He's a prostitute. There were so few young pretty gay people willing to openly support mental causes such as Brexit and the Conservative Party - TV accepts anyone. He's willing to say anything to get famous.

Eurgh!

 

[nerys]

Something to do with Guido Fawkes

Whenever I read this name, I think of Guildo Horn.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Here for this shit show!

 

[Madison]

(Could the spacing in the thread title be corrected?)

 

[cwej]

He's a prostitute. There were so few young pretty gay people willing to openly support mental causes such as Brexit and the Conservative Party - TV accepts anyone. He's willing to say anything to get famous.

I've just tweeted him telling him I'd never heard of him and that he's a shit journalist and got 40 likes in 3 minutes.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

(Could the spacing in the thread title be corrected?)

Done, sorry hun!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Bet he doesn’t even BOTHER.

“All you scary journalists are making me anxious!”

 

[C’est la VoR]

This overrun is so his idea of a power play.

 

[ButterTart]

The contemptuous little Cumstain is keeping us waiting. Why is he even allowed to speak?

 

[Zu]

Being late is just so PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE

I honestly have no idea what Dom Cum sounds like. I’m hoping for a revoltingly thin and reedy voice. SHRILL would be a bonus

 

[cwej]

15 minutes late... WTAF?! He's trying to win the public round but keeping millions of people waiting. This man is such a cunt I can't even...

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

It's either a powerplay or he's shitting himself.