Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings (1 Viewer)

[Zu]

And I've made £50 because the BBC just inadvertently broadcast my noise-violin album for longer than the permitted 30 seconds.

I did detect a ‘Hamburger Lady’ influence

 

[Madison]

Who made Kelle Bryan the arbiter of what is serious?

 

[FetchFugly]

I enjoyed the scientist guy querying exactly how vital Mr Cummings was in dealing with the crisis when there are people much more qualified to be doing so.

 

[octophone]

I did detect a ‘Hamburger Lady’ influence

Judging from his earlier comment, @ButterTart 's gristle was certainly throbbing...

 

[Cerro de Casa]

No one

Absolutely no one

Kelle Bryan:

 

[Madison]

PM press conference at 7pm.

 

[Loufoque]

"You had to really be a Tory lover, be a true fan of Brexit and the love of being open to really appreciate that statement. It's just a special piece in my body of work that will forever live on." - Dom Cum a minute ago, probably.

Driving to a castle during lockdown was very ahead of its time and whatnot, whenever it happened. HA!

 

[win_the_game]

The all-important Kelle Bryan take

Nice to see she’s been taken to task for that.

 

[Loufoque]

Someone get Easther and Vernie on twitter STAT to read Kéllé to filth.

(It's what God would want)

 

[Zu]

What the actual fuck at the number of people on Southend beach?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

What the actual fuck at the number of people on Southend beach?

Were they behaving reasonably, sensibly and with integrity though? In which case I don't see why the government should have a problem with it?

 

[Zu]

The BBC are doing a very nice job of closely juxtaposing the Dom Cum story and an announcement of the number of deaths

BLESS HUW

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Awkward

 

[Zu]

Looks a bit LESBAIN to me

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Awkward

I did WONDER

 

[Zu]

Liking the signer’s facial expressions

 

[Zu]

Outdoor markets and CAR SHOWROOMS?

 

[nerys]

Oh I do miss Safeway.

 

[Zu]

I don’t trust a word of this. I hate shopping anyway so I’ll just stay at home thanks

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

He’s very RED today. I hope he’s not hitting the Menthe too hard.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Isn’t Nadine ADORABLE!?

 

[Zu]

He’s very RED today. I hope he’s not hitting the Menthe too hard.

And the state of the HAIR!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh her name’s Yvonne! Sorry love!

 

[Zu]

The police AREN’T stepping in as far as I’m aware! WHY AM I WATCHING THIS SHIT?

 

[COB]

Beth's back

 

[Zu]

We’re asking YOU! Talk about DODGING!

 

[cwej]

Huh? Boris just refused to answer Peston's question AT ALL.

Why do they keep regarding all of us who disagree as UNREASONABLE?

 

[Beverley]

Beth going in for the kill

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

BETH

CAN YOU NOT COPE WITHOUT CUMMINGS?

 

[Beverley]

Huh? Boris just refused to answer Peston's question AT ALL.

Why do they keep regarding all of us who disagree as UNREASONABLE?

He obviously avoiding this and making himself look worse

 

[Beverley]

'wash your hands'

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

They need to demand the press conferences take place in the rose garden now. I hate how easy it is for him to dodge questions in this format, and they've proved there is a way to do it properly now.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Omg is his answer to Beth’s question ‘WASH YOUR HANDS’.

 

[Zu]

MORE BETH PLEASE!

 

[Beverley]

I do hope ANNA comes back

 

[cwej]

'Why did Dominic Cummings drive to Barnard Castle?'

'THE MESSAGE IS WASH YOUR HANDS.'

 

[COB]

They need to demand the press conferences take place in the rose garden now. I hate how easy it is for him to dodge questions in this format, and they've proved there is a way to do it properly now.

Not just a pretty face

 

[Zu]

Oh for God’s sake JUST DIE!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Omg at the PROP SPECS in his pocket!

This is ABSURD!

 

[Beverley]

But he didn't have covid, you stupid cunt!