I picture you cooking everything in the dishwasherI also can’t cook meals in the fridge which is upsetting AS YOU CAN IMAGINE
I didn't have you as the type to wear underwear at all!The dishwasher is for WASHING MY PANTIES!
How am I being rude for PRAISING you for being able to cook this appealing Lasagna Florentine in the dishwasher?What is this very rude implication that I’m some sort of disordered mess? The dishwasher is for WASHING MY PANTIES! Although I do like to whip up one of my signature fondues in there from time to time
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“Would you mind NOT using the extinguishers until I’ve hotted up my Spam and Potato Waffles please. People may well be in there burning to death but I’ve walked AT LEAST TEN METRES TO GET HERE!”The Unholy Ghost following the firefighters around the town to cook dinner in the latest burning building
But have you TRIED?I can't use my toaster as a vibrator.
Of course. In these poverty stricken times, I appreciated the warmth, but I discovered that not everything is a dildo if you try hard enough.But have you TRIED?