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I also can’t cook meals in the fridge which is upsetting AS YOU CAN IMAGINE
I picture you cooking everything in the dishwasher :disco:

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:D What is this very rude implication that I’m some sort of disordered mess? The dishwasher is for WASHING MY PANTIES! Although I do like to whip up one of my signature fondues in there from time to time :disco:
How am I being rude for PRAISING you for being able to cook this appealing Lasagna Florentine in the dishwasher? :eyes:


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Can’t afford eye-popping gas bills thanks to your heroin addiction and the foster children are crying out for grub? Do what I do and set fire to the kitchen. Hold the pan over the flames and that tasty tinned ravioli will be heated up in a trice!
 
The Unholy Ghost following the firefighters around the town to cook dinner in the latest burning building
“Would you mind NOT using the extinguishers until I’ve hotted up my Spam and Potato Waffles please. People may well be in there burning to death but I’ve walked AT LEAST TEN METRES TO GET HERE!”
 

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