Dua Lipa — Illusion + Radical Optimism

[Jark]

Really? He wrote a kind of gross (but catchy) song about her

is that all it TAKES these days? he presents himself like a curdled pube. but then she's always liked basic white bread.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

is that all it TAKES these days? he presents himself like a curdled pube. but then she's always liked basic white bread.

 

[octophone]

she's always liked basic white bread.

SHADE!

 

[Pipo]

Trevor Noah ain't basic NOR WHITE

 

[Jark]

and they didn't date, they just had one dinner!

 

[Jark]

in the absence of album 3 updates here's her yearbook from school

 

[Jark]

lots of hints lately that she's been working flat out on this and is in the final stages of recording. summer/Q3 lead single?

 

[Jark]

rumour is the lead single is coming next month. apparently she just got a radical new haircut () that will debut with it.

 

[OutSynk]

Her Witness era is upon us.

 

[Lucille]

Not a RADICAL NEW HAIRCUT

 

[Lucille]

 

[Pipo]

Her whole Spotify profile has been updated.

All her albums/single covers have this effect on them making them look like distorted mirrors

OMG is a new ERA upon us??

 

[POP!]

Her whole Spotify profile has been updated.

All her albums/single covers have this effect on them making them look like distorted mirrors

OMG is a new ERA upon us??

She also wiped her Instagram

 

[Pipo]

the "extreme" new look was just red hair?



lol at the caption, were you ever gone hun?

 

[OutSynk]

Her Loud era is upon us.

 

[Pipo]

Ready for her Only Girl and S&M THEN!

 

[KindaCool]

Call me when it's her Charmbracelet era

 

[Pipo]

Call me when it's her Charmbracelet era

bitch! She hasn't even had her Glitter yet.

 

[KindaCool]

bitch! She hasn't even had her Glitter yet.

SHE. WISHES.

(Although FN had a similar flavor I think).

 

[Jark]

she's been using butterfly emojis everywhere for so long now - some people thinking the album is called Chaos Theory

 

[Pipo]

some people thinking the album is called Chaos Theory

Considering the state of her Spotify profile, it would make sense

 

[OutSynk]

It will be called Butterfly and we will deal.

 

[octophone]

If it's called Chaos Theory, she has to do an orchestral version called String Theory.

 

[Jark]

lead single is supposedly called Training Session, out Nov 2nd

 

[octophone]

lead single is supposedly called Training Session, out Nov 2nd

What? Is the inspiration coming from her Google Calendar? Follow-up is "Yoga w/Jules" then "Phone Prescription", "Feed Basement Dwellers" and "Clean Dildo Collection".

 

[Funky]

That is such a BEIGE song title

 

[dUb]

and she's usually BURSTING with personality!

 

[Funky]

I mean if you're going to be boring singing about your day, at least do it with some kind of creativity and make it a bit abstract, like "6.04pm: Feed Cat" or "It's Green Bin Day and I Forgot To Buy Bags"

She even makes being boring sound boring!

 

[KindaCool]

Y'all are gonna EAT DIARRHEA when it drops and it's a 11/10.

 

[Pipo]

My bussy is ready oh mother feed us

 

[Jark]

this MUST be coming within two weeks max

 

[Pipo]

what a relief

I thought she lost her Instagram password since she just disappeared

 

[GinAg (39)]

Please be a cover of The Key, The Secret.

 

[Jark]

single Training Season out next Fri, produced by Tame Impala/Kevin Parker. fuck yes.

 

[OutSynk]

Consider me perched for the first time ever in the history of anything to do with Dua Lipa.

 

[Jark]

this is now coming next Thursday, Nov 9th. apparently the single is actually called Houdini or Disappear.

 

[octophone]

So is that "Houdini" or "Disappear" or "Houdini or Disappear" because PLEASE be "Houdini or Disappear" .

 

[OutSynk]

this is now coming next Thursday, Nov 9th. apparently the single is actually called Houdini or Disappear.

Does this mean they already ditched the Kevin Parker song

 

[Jark]

no, this IS the Kevin Parker song. Training Season is something else

 

[Jark]

So is that "Houdini" or "Disappear" or "Houdini or Disappear" because PLEASE be "Houdini or Disappear" .

It's Houdini , or Disappear, or Houdini or Disappear (Dua's Version)

completely with the catchy acronym HODOHOD-DV