Eurovision 100 semi 3: THE RESULTS

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

What just qualified then?

WE WILL HAVE TIME FOR A SECOND CHANCE ROUND BTW

 

[ADONK5]

So that's it! Here are the 21 qualifiers from semi 3:

1973 Anne-Marie David - Tu Te Reconnaitras - Luxembourg
1973 Mocedades - Eres tú - Spain
1981 Lena Valaitis - Johnny Blue - Germany
1990 Azúcar Moreno - Bandido - Spain
1991 Amina - C'est le dernier qui a parlé qui a raison - France
1997 Paul Oscar - Minn Hinsti Dans - Iceland
1998 Edsilia Rombley - Hemel en aarde - Netherlands
2001 Antique - Die For You - Greece
2004 Ruslana - Wild Dances - Ukraine
2007 Serebro - Song #1 - Russia
2009 AySel and Arash - Always - Azerbaijan
2009 Patricia Kaas - Et s'il fallait le faire - France
2011 Anastasiya Vinnikova - I Love Belarus - Belarus
2012 Eleftheria Eleftheriou - Aphrodisiac - Greece
2012 Pastora Soler - Quedate Conmigo - Spain
2012 Sofi Marinova - Love Unlimited - Bulgaria
2015 Bojana Stamenov - Beauty Never Lies - Serbia
2016 Dami Im - The Sound of Silence - Australia
2017 Koit Toome and Laura - Verona - Estonia
2018 Madame Monsier - Mercy - France
2019 Hatari - Hatrid mun sigra - Iceland

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Thanks @David 5000 grand job

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

It's a fabulous set of songs to be fair.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Thank you for those (rather peculiar) results @David 5000!

 

[TiShh]

That last qualifier!

 

[ADONK5]

The qualifying threshold was TEN points. Which means we had to say goodbye to...

1979 Milk & Honey - Hallelujah - Israel - 9 points
1999 Surpriz - Reise Nach Jerusalem - Germany - 9 points
2017 Svala - Paper - Iceland - 9 points
2006 Tina Karol - Show Me Your Love - Ukraine - 8 points
2006 Severina - Moja štikla - Croatia - 7 points
2010 Juliana Pasha - It's All About You - Albania - 7 points
1984 Bravo - Lady, Lady - Spain - 6 points
1994 Edyta - To Nie Ja! - Poland - 6 points
1995 Jan Johansen - Se på mig - Sweden - 6 points
2020 Eden Alene - Feker Libi - Israel - 6 points
1982 Nicole - Ein Bisschen Frieden - Germany - 5 points
1992 Mia Martini - Rapsodia - Italy - 5 points
1996 Lisa del Bo - Liefde is een kaartspel - Belgium - 5 points
2006 Hari Mata Hari - Leija - Bosnia & Herzegovina - 5 points
2008 Laka - Pokusaj - Bosnia & Herzegovina - 5 points
2016 Samra - Miracle - Azerbaijan - 5 points
1998 Jill Johnson - Karleken ar - Sweden - 4 points
2005 Laura and the Lovers - Little By Little - Lithuania - 4 points
2012 Ott Lepland - Kuula - Estonia - 4 points
2014 Freaky Fortune ft. RiskyKidd - Rise Up - Greece - 4 points
2019 Serhat - Say Na Na Na - San Marino - 4 points
1968 Claes-Göran Hederström - Det börjar verka kärlek, banne mej - Sweden - 3 points
1977 Marie Myriam - L'oiseau et l'enfant - France - 3 points
1985 Vikki Watson - Love Is - UK - 3 points
1988 Afroditi Frida - Clown - Greece - 3 points
1989 Pan - Bana Bana - Turkey - 3 points
1993 Patrick Fiori - Mama Corsica - France - 3 points
2003 Louisa Baïleche - Monts et merveilles - France - 3 points
1961 Betty Curtis - Al di là - Italy - 2 points
2002 Rosa - Europe's Living A Celebration - Spain - 2 points
2018 Ryan O'Shaughnessy - Together - Ireland - 2 points

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Seven 20th century qualifiers though!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

That last qualifier!

SUCH A SLAP IN THE FACE

 

[Raining on Me]

Thanks @David 5000. Looking forward to the next 856 songs

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Thank you @David 5000 !

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Thanks @David 5000. Looking forward to the next 856 songs

There are about 300 left!

 

[TiShh]

2002 Rosa - Europe's Living A Celebration - Spain - 2 points

You cruel people!

 

[ADONK5]

Thanks everyone for voting, and over to @Tisch and @Ag!

 

[dzjermlaw]

We do seem to have got some of the wrong answers here. In particular, against this competition, 'I Love Belarus' is basically a comedy qualifier.

 

[Pingu]

Absolutely ludicrous that Hallelujah didn’t make the cut.

 

[Jark]

definitely

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Mistakes were made Moopy.

 

[ButterTart]

Our next qualifier is...

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1973 Mocedades - Eres tú - Spain

I was trying not to comment until AFTER I'd read all the results, but I had a rant planned for this failing to qualify, in which I'd call you all millennial cunts who wouldn't know music if it suffered a facial disfigurement and represented Spain in 1973.

Pleased to say I can keep that sentiment to myself as you've all made the correct choice.

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

Absolutely ludicrous that Hallelujah didn’t make the cut.

strong agree - I have to say that a song and performance like this not even qualifying at this stage, where Aphrodisiac from 2012 does , makes this very hard to swallow.

I can accept my personal faves not getting through but come ON

 

[ButterTart]

Hello I am an ombudsman I have borrowed the log in details of a sexy gentleman. I am investigating vote tampering in a gay interest online popularity contest for Eurovision songs and I am discusted at what I have seen. Please to be aware the following songs actually did qualify with over 600 points each and those responsible for this result will get a fine of £50 and also many years in prison.

1979 Milk & Honey - Hallelujah - Israel - 9 points
2010 Juliana Pasha - It's All About You - Albania - 7 points
1992 Mia Martini - Rapsodia - Italy - 5 points
2008 Laka - Pokusaj - Bosnia & Herzegovina - 5 points
2016 Samra - Miracle - Azerbaijan - 5 points

 

[ButterTart]

Guys, has an ombudsman posted anything on here while I was at the toilet? He knocked on and asked if he could borrow my log-in details for some reason.
He had a name badge and a clipboard so he was definitely genuine, I just don't know what he was after.

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

Omg he did, but when he typed 1999 Surpriz - Reise Nach Jerusalem - Germany he accidentally typed “2010 Juliana Pasha - It's All About You - Albania” ??

 

[ButterTart]

Omg he did, but when he typed 1999 Surpriz - Reise Nach Jerusalem - Germany he accidentally typed “2010 Juliana Pasha - It's All About You - Albania” ??

Oh shit, really? I've just found a scrap of headed paper that says he's from the ombudsman guild which further proves this story, and it says 'Germany 1999 I'm sorry zero points'. I think you've been fed dud information by one of those rogue ombudsmen you get knocking around sometimes.

 

[Raining on Me]

I feel I must own up to a few things in case I kill myself.

I voted for the Belarus thing. I admit, I thought little beyond "that was fun and memorable" and did not apply any current thinking (or any thinking) beyond that. I apologise on behalf of the at least 9 other voters and would like to propose we remove the song and replace it with the truly excellent "Forever" by Alekseev. This seems like a fair outcome and would allow Belarus to be represented by its best ever entry. In studio form alone.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

@Tisch are you prepared for tonight? Let's get the topic open for the pre show promo!

 

[TiShh]

@Tisch are you prepared for tonight? Let's get the topic open for the pre show promo!

Sure am! Thread incoming!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I feel I must own up to a few things in case I kill myself.

I voted for the Belarus thing. I admit, I thought little beyond "that was fun and memorable" and did not apply any current thinking (or any thinking) beyond that. I apologise on behalf of the at least 9 other voters and would like to propose we remove the song and replace it with the truly excellent "Forever" by Alekseev. This seems like a fair outcome and would allow Belarus to be represented by its best ever entry. In studio form alone.

I would like to object to this.

I voted for I Love Belarus and I am proud that I did so.

 

[Raining on Me]

I would like to object to this.

I voted for I Love Belarus and I am proud that I did so.

Look I'm just trying to get a fantastic song its dues okay, this isn't about hating on I Love Belarus. But I'm happy to scapegoat it.

 

[ADONK5]

Guys, has an ombudsman posted anything on here while I was at the toilet? He knocked on and asked if he could borrow my log-in details for some reason.
He had a name badge and a clipboard so he was definitely genuine, I just don't know what he was after.

Shit does anyone know where I can get a shredder delivered within the hour?

 

[Raining on Me]

I also didn't vote for Spain 1973 either. I'm really sorry, I just didn't like it much.

I did vote for Spain 84, mind

 

[Madison]

Impeach Eleftheria Eleftheriou now.

 

[ButterTart]

Shit does anyone know where I can get a shredder delivered within the hour?

Found this one lying around in Dimension X.

 

[ADONK5]

Right I've just had a nice conversation with the helpful ombudsman (who doesn't smell nearly as much as BT had led me to believe) and he has independently verified that I Love Belarus's qualification was valid, Aphrodisiac BANGS, and if people want a scapegoat then maybe they should look at the tuneless Bulgarian wailing that somehow made it through.

Anyway he's just popped out to get onto his Swedish colleagues after an anonymous tipoff about a mis-selling scandal by a fancy dancer passing themselves off as a singer.