Eurovision Hot 100: Semi-final 9! - VOTE NOW! Closes TODAY 2PM

[Dark Carnival]

Do they not have ARMPIT HAIR in Iceland?!

OMG HE'S A TWINK!!

 

[dmlaw]

The worst of Finland's three successive rock songs. So still very good, then.

 

[ButterTart]

BT and dmlaw to rewrite and perform This Is My Life next year plz

Clumsily retitled This Is My Wife to reinforce our toxic masculinity.

 

[Soldi]

Do they not have ARMPIT HAIR in Iceland?!

Volcanic ash luv

 

[Soldi]

OMG HE'S A TWINK!!

What I have armpit hair fuck shaving them

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are you lot serious? I wouldn't touch any of them with a STICK! And I'd jump in just about ANY HOLE!

 

[ButterTart]

The worst of Finland's three successive rock songs. So still very good, then.

They really were determined to carve out a niche for themselves. Luckily, they've returned to the format this year for a long overdue win.

 

[RJN]

I think a shaved armpit is a bit of a turnoff

 

[GinAg (39)]

What I have armpit hair fuck

Hot.

 

[dmlaw]

BT and dmlaw to rewrite and perform This Is My Life next year plz

We are going to re-write and perform 'In My Dreams'.

 

[D5K]

I do love the Finnish tongue.

 

[Lucille]

Omg the faggotry tonight! Thank god I don’t have access to Grindr tonight!!!!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'm not quite ascending like I was last week , and this Finnish entry is NOT HELPING!!

 

[Alla]

Back in the day when Albania was fun and insane

 

[Soldi]

Are you lot serious? I wouldn't touch any of them with a STICK! And I'd jump in just about ANY HOLE!

Except mine you bitch

 

[GinAg (39)]

2009 Kejsi Tola - Carry Me In Your Dreams - Albania

 

[Soldi]

Are you lot serious? I wouldn't touch any of them with a STICK! And I'd jump in just about ANY HOLE!

But also same

*zen posts octopus gif*

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh what's next?? Carry You In My Dreams I HOPE!

 

[Madíson]

GIMP ALERT

 

[Lucille]

The SEQUINED RAPIST in the back!!!

 

[COB]

This is absolutely DEMENTED!

 

[D5K]

2009 was epic and I think this is my favourite of the year

 

[GinAg (39)]

It's ESSENTIAL to varying degrees for about the next 10 songs.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Why did Albania seemingly STOP after their insane HOT GAY STREAK?

 

[ButterTart]

I think a shaved armpit is a bit of a turnoff

It's a plus point for me. You don't want to be courting a woman who looks like she's got Faye Tozer in a headlock.

 

[Soldi]

Hot.

??

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The melody of Carry You In My Dreams is actually BEAUTIFUL! I CRY!

 

[Soldi]

This is OVERRATED

 

[Dark Carnival]

THE SOUK!

 

[Madíson]

A gimp and creepy twins. How did this not win Eurovision?

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is OVERRATED

YOU'RE OVERRATED

 

[RJN]

omg her climbing on them

 

[Soldi]

YOU'RE OVERRATED

FUCK YOU

 

[Dark Carnival]

WONDER OF LOOOVE

 

[dmlaw]

It's ESSENTIAL to varying degrees for about the next 10 songs.

I quite need to pee. Which song should I go during?

 

[Soldi]

YOU'RE OVERRATED

I’M LEAVING MOOPY

 

[Alla]

Is it true

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The presentation is SO OFF and OFF-PUTTING Did the WOLF KATI stage director also look after Albania??

 

[Lucille]

I quite need to pee. Which song should I go during?

NOW

 

[Alla]

I’M LEAVING MOOPY

Again?