Eurovision Rewatch: Copenhagen 2001: 08/05 20.00 BST

[ButterTart]

Why do they keep saying Tori Amos?

 

[D5K]

This guy talks a bit doesn’t he? Never thought I’d find myself missing Wogan.

 

[Soldi]

Did Parken have a roof, or is this open-air?

According to Wiki they built a retractable roof.

 

[D5K]

The first song seven minutes in?!!!

 

[COB]

Michelle found collapsed

 

[Soldi]

I bet her feet are filthy

 

[Soldi]

The first song seven minutes in?!!!

Vienna 2015 AGOG

 

[win_the_game]

I'm quite the fan of this but it's not a great opener.

 

[dmlaw]

I was ten days old

Just for that, you will receive three octopus jokes at some point in the future.

 

[VoR]

I like this It appealed to my emo side when I was a 15 (and now)

 

[Soldi]

You can fly back HOME love as you’re gonna do SHITE xx

 

[COB]

There's a slight glint of madness in her eyes that I'm enjoying, but other than that it's a bit of a bore so far!

 

[ButterTart]

This is a bit turgid.

 

[Madíson]

I missed watching 2001 and 2002 live so I have a much less emotional connection to them then any others post-1991.

This is awful.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God.

03 The Netherlands

 

[Soldi]

04 Netherlands

Nice opener but add a donk to it love x

 

[VoR]

07 Netherlands

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God.

03 The Netherlands

This would be lower but I want the room should something worse comes along

 

[dmlaw]

From lying down straight into the Teresa May power stance. Seems to have forgotten to beef the song up whilst standing, though.

 

[VoR]

God the VELOUR CAMEL TOES on her backing singers though

 

[Madíson]

30 Netherlands

 

[ZenGiraffe]

PHWOAR

 

[D5K]

What the hell is this postcard?!

 

[Soldi]

All Saints

 

[COB]

All Saints?

 

[VoR]

Good song, not a great opener.

 

[ButterTart]

03 Netherlands.

 

[COB]

Oh what the shitting fuck is this.

 

[Soldi]

Oh god he looks like me about five years ago

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh god he looks like me about five years ago

 

[Soldi]

Illegal!!

 

[win_the_game]

Despite @Suomi's claims of 2001 having the worst run of opening songs, these are going down well CHEZ WTG

 

[COB]

Oh god he looks like me about five years ago

(SORRY)

 

[ButterTart]

Oh god he looks like me about five years ago

I was just thinking he reminded me of an unfertilised ovum, yes.

 

[Madíson]

He looks like a sous chef.

 

[dmlaw]

My foot is tapping, but I think it's just a reaction to the Dutch song.

 

[ButterTart]

Angel show me your bobs

 

[VoR]

One of these went on to perform in Sjonni's friends in 2011.

Sadly he wasn't the dead one.

 

[Soldi]

(SORRY)

Almost as tiny as @Dark Carnival

I was just thinking he reminded me of an unfertilised ovum, yes.

!!

 

[ButterTart]

My foot is tapping, but I think it's just a reaction to the Dutch song.

Could be a trapped nerve.