Family Fortunes 2021 (Alla's edition) - Round 1 - Results

[Dark Carnival]

QUESTION 6: Name something that is uncomfortable to sit on

 

[Zu]

21st? This is feeling like my first Moopyrate. Although that was more like 89th

 

[Alla]

6. Name something that is uncomfortable to sit on

floor 8
cock 6
nails 6
cactus 5
rock 2
saddle 1
bar stool 1
unicycle 1
airplane 1
glass 1
bollard 1


Again a simple answer is the top one. Sometimes overthinking is not good here. And the filthy answer didn't win for once, Moopy is growing up.

 

[dmlaw]

[Ag] Your mum [/Ag]

The thing is that ‘your mum’ is actually very comfortable to sit on, because she’s so fat.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Fucked over by a banjo string

Oh I was actually fucked WITH a banjo just this minute.

 

[RJN]

nails!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Someone else thought of CACTUS

 

[Rita]

QUESTION 6: Name something that is uncomfortable to sit on

clarinet

 

[dmlaw]

I found this next question highly discriminatory against those of us who don’t have any friends.

 

[Alla]

.org a cold floor 8
COB gravel 8
funky floor 8
Indie floor 8
ManicKangaroo concrete 8
Marilyn floor 8
Soldi floor 8
Zu 2 concrete 8

Diddy dick 6
dmlaw penis 6
Iguana cock 6
Ill Advised cock 6
POP! dick 6
Rita cock 6
Ellie bed of nails 6
Jacques spikes 6
Kate spikes 6
Mats pins 6
Music nails 6
wendy the goat nails 6

Ag cactus 5
Beryl cactus 5
ButterTart cactus 5
Dark Carnival cactus 5
Queen of the Bay cactus 5

BoysForSeles rock 2
Raining on me stones 2

David 5000 saddle 1
Kevin bar stool 1
Rhythmbarbican unicycle 1
RJN airplane 1
Tisch glass 1
ZenGiraffe bollard 1

 

[GinAg (39)]

Nails are such an odd thing to sit on.

 

[Zu]

6. Name something that is uncomfortable to sit on

floor 8
cock 6
nails 6
cactus 5
rock 2
saddle 1
bar stool 1
unicycle 1
airplane 1
glass 1
bollard 1


Again a simple answer is the top one. Sometimes overthinking is not good here. And the filthy answer didn't win for once, Moopy is growing up.

Actually I nearly said glass but thought it slightly too ridiculous. Mind you it CAN play havoc with your back cranny

 

[octophone]

That is actually an impressive set of answers.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Kate in homeless spike affront to decency.

 

[Alla]

QUESTION 7: Name a word that you would use to describe your best friend

 

[Dark Carnival]

6. Name something that is uncomfortable to sit on
Again a simple answer is the top one. Sometimes overthinking is not good here. And the filthy answer didn't win for once, Moopy is growing up.

Diddy dick 6
dmlaw penis 6
Iguana cock 6
Ill Advised cock 6
POP! dick 6
Rita cock 6

GROW UP

 

[Rita]

RJN airplane 1

AMBIGUOUS

 

[octophone]

Diddy dick 6
dmlaw penis 6
Iguana cock 6
Ill Advised cock 6
POP! dick 6
Rita cock 6

GROW UP

Stop kink shaming.

 

[Alla]

7. Name a word that you would use to describe your best friend

loyal 9
funny 4
bestie 3
mate 3
friendly 2
kind 2
Chuck 1
lucky 1
smart 1
bae 1
snake 1
loving 1
caring 1
nice 1
arsehole 1
witty 1


Yeah this one was hard, but we need these kind of questions to make the difference. Still 9 people came up with the same word, I'm impressed. And as I said in previous editions, in wide questions where I ask for a word, I put together those with the same root, and if someone answers more than one I just take the first word.

 

[Zu]

Diddy dick 6
dmlaw penis 6
Iguana cock 6
Ill Advised cock 6
POP! dick 6
Rita cock 6

GROW UP

I think they might need to WIDEN UP

Luckily I’m on hand to pop round with my AMBITIOUS DILDO

 

[Rita]

Diddy dick 6
dmlaw penis 6
Iguana cock 6
Ill Advised cock 6
POP! dick 6
Rita cock 6

GROW UP

SIT ON THIS

 

[RJN]

is it too late to claim that I meant airplane as euphemism for cock

 

[GinAg (39)]

Stop kink shaming.

Sitting on a dick now a FETISH!

Even that's a prudish step too far for me.

 

[Iguana]

Diddy dick 6
dmlaw penis 6
Iguana cock 6
Ill Advised cock 6
POP! dick 6
Rita cock 6

GROW UP

Ironically, we're probably the most mature people on here

 

[Alla]

BoysForSeles loyal 9
ButterTart loyal 9
Diddy loyal 9
Indie loyal 9
ManicKangaroo loyal 9
POP! loyal 9
Raining on me loyal 9
Rhythmbarbican loyal 9
Rita loyal 9

Ellie funny 4
Kate funny 4
RJN funny 4
wendy the goat funny 4

Ag mate 3
COB mate 3
Kevin mate 3
Dark Carnival bff 3
Iguana bezzie 3
Jacques bestie 3

David 5000 friendly 2
Marilyn friend 2
dmlaw kind 2
Tisch kind 2

.org Chuck 1
Beryl lucky 1
funky smart 1
Ill Advised bae 1
Mats snake 1
Music loving 1
Queen of the Bay caring 1
Soldi nice 1
ZenGiraffe arsehole 1
Zu 2 witty 1

 

[Zu]

I think they might need to WIDEN UP

Luckily I’m on hand to pop round with my AMBITIOUS DILDO

Oh actually I think I described it as OPTIMISTIC

 

[dmlaw]

Most of my friends describe me as ‘fucking hell, who told that arsehole we were going out’.

 

[RJN]

@Mats describes his best friend as "snake"

 

[Zu]

BoysForSeles loyal 9
ButterTart loyal 9
Diddy loyal 9
Indie loyal 9
ManicKangaroo loyal 9
POP! loyal 9
Raining on me loyal 9
Rhythmbarbican loyal 9
Rita loyal 9

Ellie funny 4
Kate funny 4
RJN funny 4
wendy the goat funny 4

Ag mate 3
COB mate 3
Kevin mate 3
Dark Carnival bff 3
Iguana bezzie 3
Jacques bestie 3

David 5000 friendly 2
Marilyn friend 2
dmlaw kind 2
Tisch kind 2

.org Chuck 1
Beryl lucky 1
funky smart 1
Ill Advised bae 1
Mats snake 1
Music loving 1
Queen of the Bay caring 1
Soldi nice 1
ZenGiraffe arsehole 1
Zu 2 witty 1

I’m not one to cause trouble AS YOU KNOW () but I do think that witty is more or less the same as funny

 

[GinAg (39)]

Mats snake 1

Still hanging out with @henZ ?

 

[Alla]

QUESTION 8: Name a song with lyrics (partial or totally) in Spanish


You know, I thought it was easy to come up straight away with a (popular) song with Spanish lyrics, some of them were massive hits everywhere. Well, not everybody got it right...

 

[Zu]

I’m not one to cause trouble AS YOU KNOW () but I do think that witty is more or less the same as funny

Not that it matters because I’m obviously coming 25th AGAIN

 

[octophone]

Reply

@Mats describes his best friend as "snake"

He may be referring to the trouser snake...

 

[Rita]

 

[Alla]

8. Name a song with lyrics (partial or totally) in Spanish

Macarena 8
Despacito 7
The ketchup song (Asereje) 6
Mi chico latino 5
La isla bonita 3
Lambada 1
Livin' la vida loca 1
Gasolina 1
Caramelldansen Español 1


Macarena is no less than 25 years old and still won over recent massive hits as Despacito, wow, I did't see it coming. And as most of you know, Lambada has no Spanish lyrics, but Portuguese. Am I shocked? No, because a few of you usually send your answers with some Spanish words, very nice of you, but some write to me in Italian Like "well, Latin languages, anything goes". But appreciated anyway. x

 

[Zu]

BANDIDO OR PANDORA SOLER FTW

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Rita]

HAVE I CRASHED?

 

[Alla]

I’m not one to cause trouble AS YOU KNOW () but I do think that witty is more or less the same as funny

The meaning in this kind of questions doesn't matter. x

 

[Rita]

WHATS GOING ON? I am not getting replies until I post!!