Geronimo the Alpaca with TB-like lesions and possibly syphilis DEAD (1 Viewer)

[Kate]

Get that to the SEXY POKÉMON thread IMMEDIATELY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

GERONIMO ARRESTED

 

[GNL]

To the tune of Nelson Mandela: Free Gez the Alpaca

 

[jivafox]

What’s he going to wear to court?

 

[octophone]

What’s he going to wear to court?

An alpaca costume. Confuse the fuck out of everyone.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What’s he going to wear to court?

Would change my vote if Geronimo got this haircut.

 

[Tisch]

He ded

 

[Zu]

POOR RONNY

 

[Zu]

I didn't think it very nice to boil him to death but NEEDS MUST

 

[Zu]

I may have made that bit up

 

[Indie]

Ah well, we all have to go sometime.

He's with the alpaca angles now xxx

 

[octophone]

If they beheaded him, I wonder where on the neck they chopped...?

 

[octophone]

"...and it seems to me, you lived your life, like an alpaca on a farm..."

 

[GNL]

I didn't think it very nice to boil him to death but NEEDS MUST

At least the local cows were treated to a delicious trough full of Alpaca soup.

Oh... OH NO.

 

[Zu]

Now he's no longer with us AND MAY YOU REST IN PEACE TOOTHY RONNY, it does feel like this has been a very silly and very unnecessary fuss made about nothing in particular, or rather a fuss which is psychologically very blatantly about SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY

 

[octophone]

Now he's no longer with us AND MAY YOU REST IN PEACE TOOTHY RONNY, it does feel like this has been a very silly and very unnecessary fuss made about nothing in particular, or rather a fuss which is psychologically very blatantly about SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY

Oh totally - right-wing libertarian bullshit at its most distracting.

 

[Soldi]

He died on the same day as ar di too xxx

 

[Zu]

"...and it seems to me, you lived your life, like an alpaca on a farm..."

Yes, where is the charity single? Surely Carol Decker and Toyah could come up with SOMETHING

 

[Zu]

Oh totally - right-wing libertarian bullshit at its most distracting.

Well either THAT or previously unexpressed emotion about Nana dying ten years ago, etc.

 

[octophone]

 

[big ron]

RIP IN PIECE SWEET PRINCE

 

[Zu]

I've written a stirring song for Ronny. ALTEGETHERNAH and anyone complaining about problematic iambic pentameters is a heartless witch who doesn't care whether he lived or died

Alpaca alpaca
So small and YET SO TALL
Alpaca alpaca
I don't really care TBH but I'm still upset about Nana being gobbled by the lion

 

[octophone]

*puts on serious hat*

Jesus, did it really need all THIS???

Spoiler: SPOILER - potentially upsetting

 

[Zu]

*puts on serious hat*

Jesus, did it really need all THIS???

Spoiler: SPOILER - potentially upsetting

if Oh NOOOOO. Maybe they were taking Ronny for ONE LAST RUN

 

[dmlaw]

Not even dignified with an official ‘Geronimo DEAD’ thread.

 

[Zu]

He died on the same day as ar di too xxx

Maybe Ronny was the reincarnation of Lady Di

OMG THEY KILLED HER TWICE

 

[octophone]

That pic has actually offended me. The decision to off the poor bugger is just harsh common sense but making a theatre out of it? Piss off!

 

[Zu]

That pic has actually offended me. The decision to off the poor bugger is just harsh common sense but making a theatre out of it? Piss off!

QUITE!

 

[jivafox]

He says he’s fine

 

[GNL]

That pic has actually offended me. The decision to off the poor bugger is just harsh common sense but making a theatre out of it? Piss off!

I'm surprised Priti Patel didn't turn up GRINNIN'

 

[Zu]

He says he’s fine

The board is CLEARLY spelling, "I'm being petted by Cilla HOW COULD YOU"

 

[Zu]

I'm surprised Priti Patel didn't turn up GRINNIN'

And CLAPPIN'

 

[Tisch]

 

[Zu]

Nobody would have cared if it were a pig or some other comparatively hairless animal that I can't be bothered thinking of. It's only because he was furry

IMAGINE BEING SEDUCED BY SUCH A THING

 

[rhythmbandit]

RIP Geronimo, we hardly knew ye.

 

[Peekaboo]

Paging @Cloud

 

[GNL]

 

[VoR]

 

[Kate]

Don't you jab those nasty pointy nails at ME, GERONIMO

 

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