Ireland 2025: EMMY - Laika Party

[Lucille]

Non-committal queen.

I don’t think she needs to worry about that decision.

 

[Lucille]

Samantha looks gorgeous.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Where were the other contestants' interviews please Patrick?

 

[Lucille]

Who’s this faggot?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Where were the other contestants' interviews please Patrick?

Oh he is actually speaking to the others.

CRITICISM WITHDRAWN.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Where were the other contestants' interviews please Patrick?

Nothing for Arlo!

 

[Lucille]

Who’s this faggot?

Who’s got the video of the San Marino performance where he sings ‘It’s hard to be a devil’? It’s giving that.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh Emmy is a character

 

[Lucille]

This Norwegian is so aggressively millennial.

 

[Lucille]

Opening a second bottle of wine.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Opening a second bottle of wine.

I'm regretting being sober right now

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh Emmy is a character

Quite. And that is before you even get to the brother.

 

[Lucille]

Why does the channel have no adverts just 3 minutes of awkwardly looped massage music?

 

[Lucille]

I'm regretting being sober right now

Girl.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why does the channel have no adverts just 3 minutes of awkwardly looped massage music?

I assume it's some weird legal nonsense for the app.

Which is a shame, I want my IRISH MONGE ADVERTS

 

[Lucille]

Get the bottle of Glen’s out of the toilet cistern.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Girl.

I'll be drinking with Erika Vikman tomorrow night though!

 

[IntoTheDark]

I love how being a backing dancer for SIBEL TÜZÜN is reason enough to be a panel member on this selection

 

[Lucille]

I assume it's some weird legal nonsense for the app.

Which is a shame, I want my IRISH MONGE ADVERTS

Do they want me to FALL ASLEEP. The occasional creepy human breath is especially disconcerting.

 

[Lucille]

This diva.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Guuuurl.

Thank god she's got her carer to help her

 

[Dark Carnival]

They’re INSUFFERABLE

 

[FetchFugly]

I don't think Patrick is really loving Bobbie's work.

 

[Lucille]

Sam’s cunty daughter.

 

[Lucille]

Not the last supper set design.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

...and this is a professional as well

 

[FetchFugly]

EEK

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh now the beat (and playback ) is here it's a bit more bearable

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is… not good.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MESS

 

[Kratz]

All of these songs are awful

 

[Lucille]

The song is kind of trash but she’s still miles ahead of the rest of tonight’s amateurs!

 

[IntoTheDark]

Oh why didn’t she just call up Anders Bagge?

 

[win_the_game]

I'm not sure any of these songs deserve to win

 

[SystemAddict]

Needs a Sleazesisters remix.

 

[Lucille]

I think that’s a revamp away from coming top 22.

 

[Kratz]

I think that’s a revamp away from coming top 22.

In the semi final?

 

[FetchFugly]

I think Ireland might be in need of that irritating Norwegian.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think that’s a revamp away from coming top 22.

Revamp as in complete rewrite!