Italy 2025: Lucio Corsi - Volevo essere un duro

[Penelope]

A proper thread for this, as BEFITS CONVENTION (to allow the Sanremo thread this year to be isolated and forwarded to the proper authorities)

 

[Penelope]

Taking a vow of silence and SITTING SHIVA for a week out of grief for the neck vein.

 

[Lucille]

Well done Italy for manifesting the WORST POSSIBLE outcome.

 

[auretz]

Actual gasp at finding out he’s only 31!

 

[Alla]

How is this person only 31 years old!? That can't be right.

 

[dmlaw]

That must have been a ROUGH 31 years.

 

[Penelope]

Clearly BREASTFED ON MARLBORO REDS!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Rai should learn from San Marino and totally ignore the rules and doing what suits them best, which would have been sending one of the competent women instead of whatever this is.

I will not be acknowledging this thread going forward.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

The result only I was hoping for. Obviously appalling on every level, but GOOD for Italy for failing with plodding performance art (comes third).

 

[Finn]

A proper thread for this, as BEFITS CONVENTION (to allow the Sanremo thread this year to be isolated and forwarded to the proper authorities)

I've not been following Sanremo because I didn't have the week off work, but I did expect something better to come out the end of it.

I'm a fan of Italy sending ballads, but this isn't it. And not just because, for once, I don't want the singer to slip it up me

 

[dmlaw]

I’d say that this was a guaranteed bottom five, but them I remember that the much, much worse Brividi somehow managed to come sixth.

 

[Lucille]

Is this even a ballad? It just plods along like a LAME HORSE dropping TURDS.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

At least we've lost the greasy shitting fuckboy.

 

[Soldi]

Oh those evil PASTA CUNTS

 

[Madison]

 

[Lucille]

Elodie winning San Marino is the only way we’re going to overcome SUCH WICKEDNESS.

 

[auretz]

People having such faith in San Marino when they always (2/3 times anyway) pick a random amateur rock band over the established Italian names!

 

[dmlaw]

Odds on an Italian win are shortening. Presumably people trying to set up a consolation for themselves in case some sort of darkest timeline bullshit does turn this into a contender.

 

[dUb]

This is quite a lovely song and FAR better than the likes of "serving kant!!!11"

 

[Lucille]

Odds on an Italian win are shortening

The asteroid can’t come soon enough.

 

[ButterTart]

Terrible in every conceivable way and yet somehow still better than Brividi and the atrocity they sent in 2011.

 

[Penelope]

This is quite a lovely song and FAR better than the likes of "serving kant!!!11"

I believe dUb has succumbed to WICKEDNESS

 

[Penelope]

I'd say this is worse than 2011. And miles worse than Brividi. It's their worst since their comeback, easily.

 

[Lucille]

This is quite a lovely song and FAR better than the likes of "serving kant!!!11"

 

[Suomi]

i think he looks nice

 

[win_the_game]

Weill I quite like this now.

 

[Soldi]

Oh it’s better than 2011 at least.

 

[Lucille]

Did someone LEAVE THE GAS ON?

 

[Penelope]

Weill I quite like this now.

You EVIL SICK PIG!

 

[Penelope]

SEND FOR MASSIMO RANIERI!

 

[FetchFugly]

Both he and his friend with the terrible hair are very off-putting, but the song is inoffensive and sounds quite nice with the live strings.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Ooh a LIVE STRING.

 

[Soldi]

I hope he brings the MOUSE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Kratz]

This is quite a lovely song and FAR better than the likes of "serving kant!!!11"

Why are you like this?

 

[Kratz]

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Can this become a moopmoji. To denote what, I do not know

 

[Madison]

Can this become a moopmoji. To denote what, I do not know

 

[AGinAg (38)]

There's a lot of loose skin around his shoulder blade.

 

[Lucille]

Not to mention the anus on his collarbone.

 

[ButterTart]

Not to mention the anus on his collarbone.

That's his face.