Late Night Drunk Moopy

[Lucille]

I’m really powering through my parent’s whisky, how can something so strong and delicious be legal?

 

[RJN]

I’m really powering through my parent’s whisky, how can something so strong and delicious be legal?

good idea (drinking my parent's whisky)

 

[GNL]

Just watched an utterly dreadful romcom made palatable only by the charm of that dragon lady off Game of Thrones and the occasional burst of the music of SAINT GEORGE.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

A bottle deep into Prosecco

 

[jyxz]

Gluhwein. Baileys. On 2nd large vodka.

Tomorrow will not be fun.

 

[GNL]

I'd fucking love a bit of Gluhwein right now.

 

[jyxz]

I'd fucking love a bit of Gluhwein right now.

We’re planning on slow cooking up another batch tomorrow. Swing by!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I surrender along time ago that I have terrible taste in drink. I have the palate of a 50 year old white woman.

 

[octophone]

I surrender along time ago that I have terrible taste in drink. I have the palate of a 50 year old white woman.

What, Rita?

 

[jyxz]

What, Rita?

Where IS Rita? I know she’s got 28 visitors or something, but she should be here.

 

[RJN]

My taste in alcohol might be the most MASC thing about me

 

[octophone]

I have a can of DARK FRUIT STRONGBOW. Which gives me the alcohol taste of a 19 year old goth.

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve only had four pints so far, but I’ve also only had a tuna sandwich since this morning so I’m surprisingly arseholed.

 

[octophone]

I’ve only had four pints so far, but I’ve also only had a tuna sandwich since this morning so I’m surprisingly arseholed.

Someone's a CHEAP DATE.

 

[RJN]

I’ve only had four pints so far, but I’ve also only had a tuna sandwich since this morning so I’m surprisingly arseholed.

Please eat something else?

 

[Lucille]

I’ve been out ALL AFTERNOON Christmas is RELENTLESS.

 

[lolly]

I've not had a drop yet. Think I may hold out until tomorrow, when I fully intend to be sozzled from about 9.30am.

 

[jyxz]

I’ve been out ALL AFTERNOON Christmas is RELENTLESS.

And how many chemicals so far huh Beb?

 

[jyxz]

I’m a tad blotto. Mr jyxz is on call so I hope I don’t have a drunk sleepwalking evening otherwise I’m in trouble.

 

[Lucille]

And how many chemicals so far huh Beb?

I’ve always been good and resisted the urge for a CHRISTMAS LINE.

 

[jyxz]

I’ve always been good and resisted the urge for a CHRISTMAS LINE.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Much wine now.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've had a few rims and half a bottle of wine, and we're now out of alcohol and due to the unique way Scotland is legislated, I can't get more

 

[octophone]

I've had a few rims

 

[octophone]

I assume you mean "rums".

 

[Lucille]

Out of alcohol

 

[octophone]

I'm too tired to be drinking. I'm going to chuck in and get some kip.

 

[Lucille]

Whenever a Scottish person moves to London and realises you can buy alcohol 24 hours a day it’s usually the end of them.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I assume you mean "rums".

I did, but also neither is untrue

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Whenever a Scottish person moves to London and realises you can buy alcohol 24 hours a day it’s usually the end of them.

My friends taking me to Sainsbury's at midnight to buy a bottle of vodka led to an intervention a few short weeks later

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I have a quite a lot of booze. Hard to believe I live with an alcoholic.

Am watching vintage classical and choral Christmas concerts on BBC4.

 

[Lucille]

I’m so pissed I‘m eating prawn cocktail crisps and sexting a local cub on Grindr. FELIZ NAVIDAD!

 

[jyxz]

I have a quite a lot of booze. Hard to believe I live with an alcoholic.

Am watching vintage classical and choral Christmas concerts on BBC4.

I think we were on that before.

 

[ButterTart]

Please eat something else?

Had a bag of pork scratching. I don’t know if they helped; I can’t think of any situation that’s improved by HAIRY CRISPS.

 

[Rita]

OH DEAR LORD HELP ME. I was up until 9am this morning as me or none of my family can stop talking and then woke up again around 11 and starting preparing and cooking the mountainous amount of food to eat both day and tonight aswell as tomorrow. Of course now I am almost 3 bottles deep again and am ready to DANCE.

 

[jyxz]

OH DEAR LORD HELP ME. I was up until 9am this morning as me or none of my family can stop talking and then woke up again around 11 and starting preparing and cooking the mountainous amount of food to eat both day and tonight aswell as tomorrow. Of course now I am almost 3 bottles deep again and am ready to DANCE.

She’s HERE!

 

[KC 🦋]

I just discovered chocolate wine

 

[Rita]

I just discovered wine

I discovered it at around 11 years old and have been intermittently glugging from the bottle since.

 

[KC 🦋]

I discovered it at around 11 years old and have been intermittently glugging from the bottle since.

 

[RJN]

I've just discovered wine. Not in general, but the bottle I just opened