Murder Mile?Come to Clapton instead Rachey.
I don't feel like Clacton will attract the right type of clientele for my fudge I'm afraid. It sounds a bit like Newquay.You could have opened another FUDGE EMPORIUM THOUGH, and debuted a delicious new fudge made with LOCAL SKAG.
I don't feel like Clacton will attract the right type of clientele for my fudge I'm afraid. It sounds a bit like Newquay.
Live scenes from outside the flat.
They only want fudge made with margarine. Any of that butter muck and there’ll be temper tantrums
Live scenes from outside the flat.
Thanks Moopy for teaching me about all the places in England I hope I never goDrunk in BRIGHOUSE.
Send help
I should never have come south of the borderThanks Moopy for teaching me about all the places in England I hope I never go
Drunk in BRIGHOUSE.
Send help
I forgot to buy any tonic
All I have is a bottle of Lidl Espresso Martini I had for Christmas and have never felt inclined to open.
Are weddings on Sundays common? Not sure why but that seems rather novel to meI've got a wedding in the morning and I really cba. Wish I didn't suffer from FOMO so much otherwise I'd just have said no.
Are weddings on Sundays common? Not sure why but that seems rather novel to me
My mother is driving me UTTERLY CRAZY so it’s either wine or she goes under the patio
My mother is driving me UTTERLY CRAZY so it’s either wine or she goes under the patio
That made me howl!It's an Asian one so fairly common. This one starts at 9am! The wedding invite made me laugh as it had the couples names, and then underneath each one it had their university qualifications![]()
I mean it wouldn’t be the worst thing written about me. Remember when they outed me not only a Tory but a Saturdays loon?I would say go with the patio, but knowing your luck the press would find this comment and b hanging you out to dry![]()
That made me howl!
Is that common?![]()
Is he still pretending to be fun?
She's the new Minister for Fun, KEEP UP!Is he still pretending to be fun?