Love Island 2020 (Winter Edition)

[jivafox]

“Set the bar for every man in here”

He’s leaving because he’s been advised he has no hope of making it past the first public vote because he’s a murdering toff CUNT!

 

[jivafox]

Two new boys thank GOD

 

[Lucille]

Get your claws off NAS.

 

[jivafox]

Oh no Nas not one of the TWINS

 

[Lucille]

What a COW.

 

[Lucille]

Fuck off FUDGE.

 

[jivafox]

Annoys me that Connor didn’t stump up for the bottom set.

 

[SDF]

Just catching up with this.

The twin hitting on Nas is so blatant

 

[SDF]

She absolutely does not fancy him AT ALL

 

[SDF]

Connor is absolute psycho He makes me look hinged.

Clearly Sophie was having a laugh

 

[straightorbroken]

The twins are like pawns on a chess board, their robotic moves for guys can be seen a mile off. I'm glad sweet chump Nas didn't continue his puppy dog routine for whatever one it was as well, but I'm not sure I like the mixed signals angle from him either.

I hope Sophie decides to call time on Connor - what a rat.

 

[Lucille]

BREAKING TWINS NEWS. The carpet DOES NOT match the drapes.

 

[jivafox]

They look so much better there

 

[Zu]

the ginger twin

 

[Apoca]

I mean, it's always been a bit - let's say LOW RENT but this series just feels like budget version of low rent.

I get that ITV are trying to strike the iron while it's hot but when has that ever really worked for any format long-term? They're just gonna burn out one of their most recognisable (whether you love it or hate it) series quicker.

 

[Lucille]

Zu the TRUTH SAYER, maybe there will be an incident with a YUM YUM.

 

[SDF]

They look so much better there

IKR.

 

[straightorbroken]

They certainly get away with their noses more.

 

[Rita]

Two new boys thank GOD

They aren’t really up to much, are they?

 

[Rita]

Shaughna > twins.

 

[Zu]

They aren’t really up to much, are they?

This one appears to have wet himself

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh I'd let the new 2 make up the numbers I suppose.

 

[jivafox]

This one appears to have wet himself

He’s rather nice when he isn’t stood next to the 6ft one.

 

[Rita]

I take it back the new boys are LOOKERS.

 

[Rita]

I really wish they would stop saying LIKE after every second word.

 

[straightorbroken]

I like the dimples on the 20 year old, but his age does go against him (then again, where I'm from I could be his dad so I'm not the demographic for that one).

The other one seems terribly by-numbers, but yes he's got the best body by the looks of it.

Conner would be a goner for me if I were Soph. Doesn't she know he'll only get worse?

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh and the sloppy seconds (aka the twins) to get more and more obvious please. The lip licking whilst moaning and groaning at what anyone with a penis says is brilliant awkward TV.

 

[Rita]

Who do we think is getting DUMPED from the island tonight then? I’m going for a twin.

 

[Lucille]

I’m predicting a twin. Then the other will absorb her to double her SLUT powers.

 

[jivafox]

Shaughna needs to be saved.

 

[SDF]

It’s got to be a twin? I think Nas will pair with one of them though.

 

[straightorbroken]

I’m predicting a twin. Then the other will absorb her to double her SLUT powers.

I can see it clearly:

 

[Lucille]

I’m not sure how it’s possible but Sean Fudge looks high as fuck tonight.

 

[jivafox]

Ms Fudge ZONING out when Connagh was listing his music taste that very much did NOT match hers and then jumping on “metal” with “I love Red Hot Chilli Peppers”

 

[Lucille]

I can only presume it’s like prison and the guards are sneaking in SPICE.

 

[Lucille]

Connor with the G is the only one worth having and I hope Shona with a G bags hun tonight.

 

[Lucille]

I forgot about NAS but then so did everyone else.

 

[jivafox]

Can’t believe The Twins have been defeated so early on!

 

[Rita]

Now things are getting interesting.

 

[Rita]

Poor Nas. How could he possibly pick between the twins? They were even in the same outfits. He must have been struggling to pick out which one was which.