Moopy Family Fortunes 2020 - Round Two Results

[Alla]

Ag blood 22
ameraal blood 22
Beverley blood 22
big ron blood 22
Dark Carnival blood 22
David_5000 blood 22
dUb blood 22
Floppet blood 22
Gangsta Nancy Lam blood 22
Kate blood 22
Kevin blood 22
KindaCool blood 22
Madison sucking blood 22
nerys blood 22
NonEvent blood 22
octophone blood 22
Phoenix blood 22
RaspberrySwirl blood 22
Rhythmbarbican sucking blood 22
Rita blood 22
SDF blood 22
Tischkampe blood 22

BoysForSeles fangs 10
Diddy fangs 10
Ellie fangs 10
Indie fangs 10
Mother Superior fangs 10
Mrs. Bev teeth 10
OutSynk fangs 10
Peekaboo fangs 10
Raining On Me fangs 10
wendy the goat fangs 10

Alex garlic 7
ButterTart garlic 7
dmlaw garlic 7
jyxz garlic 7
Loufoque garlic 7
Suomi garlic 7
VoR garlic 7

Jacques Twilight 2
POP! Twilight 2

Devil Buffy 1
Ill Advised Dracula 1

 

[Alex]

God I hate this game.

We’re just not part of the masses

 

[Jacques]

Fuck sake. My mind jumped straight to Saturday Night Fever, and even then I couldn't pick the right track

 

[Indie]

Dammit, I changed from blood to fangs

 

[Rita]

Vampires LIVE for blood.

 

[Alla]

4. Name a place where someone has to use coins

It can't be a coincidence that a MJ fan answered jukebox


vending machine 9
launderette 8
parking machine 7
arcade 6
Casino/slot machine 5
supermarket trollies 3
bank 2
jukebox 1
public transport 1
shops 1

This was very close, with the top answer changing all the time, and finally the vending machines winning barely. I haven't used one in ages, are they still popular other than in Japan?
9 points for the top answer is not much, so keep an eye because it could very well be the right answer for FFEXTRA. We'll see.

 

[OutSynk]

Dammit, I changed from blood to fangs

Any sensible person WOULD.

 

[Alla]

BoysForSeles vending machine 9
ButterTart vending machine 9
Indie vending machine 9
Kate vending machine 9
Mrs. Bev vending machine 9
NonEvent vending machine 9
Peekaboo vending machine 9
RaspberrySwirl vending machine 9
Tischkampe vending machine 9

Beverley laundry 8
dUb laundrette 8
Jacques laundrette 8
jyxz launderette 8
Mother Superior launderette 8
Phoenix laundry 8
POP! laundromat 8
SDF launderette 8

Devil parking machine 7
Floppet parking machine 7
Kevin parking meter 7
KindaCool parking meter 7
Rhythmbarbican parking meter 7
Rita car park 7
Suomi car park 7

dmlaw arcade 6
Gangsta Nancy Lam arcade 6
Ill Advised arcade 6
octophone amusement arcade 6
Raining On Me arcade 6
wendy the goat arcade 6

Ag slot machines on a pier 5
Dark Carnival Casino 5
Loufoque slot machine 5
OutSynk Casino 5
VoR slot machines 5

Alex supermarket trollies 3
David_5000 shopping trolley 3
Madison supermarket trollies 3

Diddy bank 2
nerys bank 2

ameraal public transport 1
big ron shops 1
Ellie jukebox 1

 

[RS]

Vampires LIVE for blood.

I wish to see Alla’s blood right now.

 

[Alla]

Where is @Ag, btw?

 

[Rita]

4. Name a place where someone has to use coins

It can't be a coincidence that a MJ fan answered jukebox


vending machine 9
launderette 8
parking machine 7
arcade 6
Casino/slot machine 5
supermarket trollies 3
bank 2
jukebox 1
public transport 1
shops 1

This was very close, with the top answer changing all the time, and finally the vending machines winning barely. I haven't used one in ages, are they still popular other than in Japan?
9 points for the top answer is not much, so keep an eye because it could very well be the right answer for FFEXTRA. We'll see.

It better bloody NOT be.

 

[Alla]

I wish to see Alla’s blood right now.

I just put this together, kill THEM.

 

[RS]

Oh wait a minute, I take that back. I thought my answer for vending machine was disqualified.

 

[Alla]

5. Name a famous racist person

Donald Trump 22
Hitler 5
Katie Hopkins 4
Nigel Farage 4
Morrisey 2
Boris Johnson 1
Cheryl Cole 1
Jade Goody 1
Mel Gibson 1
Prince Philip 1
Tommy Robinson 1


Some British names, a German motherf*cker, but people went international, again with more than half of the players naming this piece of work.
Some is living in 2007 (Jade Goody!), but I'm more surprised with Cheryl Cole. Other than having terrible taste for tattoos, is she actually a racist? Someone to explain that, please.

 

[Jacques]

I see plenty of vending machines these days that take contactless.

Not that I ever visit a laundrette so maybe they've moved with the times too

 

[RS]

I just put this together, kill THEM.

Ja, alla flickor utom jag!

 

[Kate]

Oh FUCK'S SAKE!

 

[Rita]

OMG YESSSS!!!

 

[Alla]

Ag Donald Trump 22
ameraal Donald Trump 22
BoysForSeles Donald Trump 22
Dark Carnival Donald Trump 22
David_5000 Donald Trump 22
Diddy Donald Trump 22
dmlaw Donald Trump 22
dUb Donald Trump 22
Ellie Donald Trump 22
Floppet Donald Trump 22
Gangsta Nancy Lam Donald Trump 22
Jacques Donald Trump 22
KindaCool Donald Trump 22
Madison Donald J Trump 22
nerys Donald Trump 22
NonEvent Donald Trump 22
Peekaboo Donald Trump 22
Raining On Me Donald Trump 22
RaspberrySwirl Donald Trump 22
Rita Donald Trump 22
SDF Donald Trump 22
VoR Donald Trump 22

Devil Hitler 5
Indie Hitler 5
jyxz Hitler 5
Phoenix Hitler 5
POP! Hitler 5

Alex Katie Hopkins 4
Mother Superior Katie Hopkins 4
Suomi Katie Hopkins 4
Tischkampe Katie Hopkins 4
big ron Nigel Farage 4
ButterTart Nigel Farage 4
Ill Advised Nigel Farage 4
Loufoque Nigel Farage 4

Mrs. Bev Morrisey 2
octophone Morrisey 2

Beverley Cheryl Cole 1
Kevin Mel Gibson 1
OutSynk Boris Johnson 1
Rhythmbarbican Jade Goody 1
Kate Prince Philip 1
wendy the goat Tommy Robinson 1

 

[octophone]

I'd slot machine and arcade were the same thing given that that's what arcade as full of.

 

[Alla]

So 5 questions in, 5 more to go, so let's take a look at how is everyone doing. And yes, nobody used a joker yet, saving the best for last.

 

[Alex]

Bugger

 

[Rita]

5. Name a famous racist person

Donald Trump 22
Hitler 5
Katie Hopkins 4
Nigel Farage 4
Morrisey 2
Boris Johnson 1
Cheryl Cole 1
Jade Goody 1
Mel Gibson 1
Prince Philip 1
Tommy Robinson 1


Some British names, a German motherf*cker, but people went international, again with more than half of the players naming this piece of work.
Some is living in 2007 (Jade Goody!), but I'm more surprised with Cheryl Cole. Other than having terrible taste for tattoos, is she actually a racist? Someone to explain that, please.

Chezza was famously racist to a toilet attendant who she also gave a black eye to.

 

[RS]

God @Beverley and her husband are really stupid, aren’t they?

 

[Rita]

RIP JADE GOODIER.

 

[dmlaw]

Early in her career Cheryl was convicted of assaulting and racially abusing a black toilet attendant. The British public seem to have forgotten this, probably because, based on their votes in recent elections, they think she had the right idea.

 

[jyxz]

Swapped Trump for Hitler

 

[Alla]

After 5 questions

1 NonEvent 91
2 Rita 89
2 Floppet 89
4 Gangsta Nancy Lam 84
4 nerys 84
6 Dark Carnival 74
7 SDF 71
8 David_5000 70
9 KindaCool 69
9 ameraal 69

11 VoR 68
12 Madison 65
12 Beverley 65
14 Ag 64
15 Raining On Me 61
15 big ron 61
17 dmlaw 60
17 Phoenix 60
19 RaspberrySwirl 59
20 Indie 58
20 jyxz 58
20 Tischkampe 58

23 dUb 56
24 Jacques 55
24 wendy the goat 55
26 BoysForSeles 54
27 octophone 53
27 Rhythmbarbican 53
29 Diddy 52
30 Peekaboo 51
30 Kate 51

32 Ellie 50
33 Ill Advised 49
34 ButterTart 43
35 Loufoque 40
35 Mrs. Bev 40
37 POP! 38
38 Suomi 37
39 Kevin 36
40 OutSynk 35
41 Alex 28
42 Devil 27
43 Mother Superior 25


It looks it's LADIES NIGHT, with both Rita and Floppet tied in second place and very close to the top, but it's NonEvent who is leading the round so far.

MOTHER SUPERIOR DEAD LAST (Rita made me use capital letters, sorry)

 

[RS]

.

 

[Rita]

I’m glad Katie Hopkins did not enter my head or I so would have went for her.

 

[Alla]

Yes, we can all hear Rita LAUGHING OUT LOUD right now.

Revenge is a dish best served cold

 

[Indie]

What did Kate vote for in the last question?

 

[Rita]

.

OLD NEWS. Move on darling, clearly everyone else has.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Alex]

God @Beverley and her husband are really stupid, aren’t they?

But less stupid than me

 

[Rita]

.

Too slow. If you are going to call me out at least have the fucking courage to stick to your convictions.

 

[OutSynk]

I was GOING TO fucking put Trump but then I thought Moopy is SO UK.

 

[RS]

But less stupid than me

And me

 

[Alex]

Shush you are a whole SEVEN points ahead of me

 

[Alla]

What did Kate vote for in the last question?

Sorry I missed 2 of the girls, fixed.