Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY (1 Viewer)

[AGinAg (39)]

Over this afternoon I'm going to be PMing all the players four secret words or short sets of words. All they need to do is use them in this topic over the next two days. Each time they slip one of their words in, they will score 5 POINTS.

However, the other players must try and call out their fellow contestants if they think they've used a SECRET WORD. If you think someone has used a secret word, you must quote the post and reply "SNEAKY CUNT". If you are correct they will score 10 points and the player will lose 5 points. If you're WRONG you will lose 5 points and the accused will gain 10 points.

You can also get a multiplier score:

Use two of your words in one sentence without being spotted: 20 points
Use three of your words in one sentence without being spotted: 45 points
Use all four of your words in one sentence without being spotted: 80 points

If you SNEAKY CUNT one of the above, you will gain the points and the caught out player will lose the points gained.

You must not post any lists of words, hide words or create sentences that don't make sense. I will not be clarifying the rules!

Scores will be revealed once this is over.

The contestants:

@Indie
@Rhythmbarbican
@Kate
@Suomi
@SDF
@Beryl
@cwej
@Iguana
@Win_the_game
@dmlaw
@COB
@Tisch
@Gangsta Nancy Lam
@Lucille
@ButterTart
@Soldi
@ZenGiraffe
@Rita

Let the INSANITY COMMENCE!

 

[ButterTart]

Pinned.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Pinned.

Could you close the other one x

 

[Kate]

Anyone planning on visiting the Louvre once lockdown is over?

 

[AGinAg (39)]

In the interests of fairness I will alert you all when all the PMs have been sent. Just having lunch .

 

[Indie]

Anyone planning on visiting the Louvre once lockdown is over?

I would love to but I'm attending Eurovision with my platypus.

 

[Kate]

I would love to but I'm attending Eurovision with my platypus.

Awww. Can I try to guess your platypus' name? Is it Lorraine Kelly?

 

[Indie]

Awww. Can I try to guess your platypus' name? Is it Lorraine Kelly?

Sadly no. It's Janette Krankie, if you must know.

 

[dmlaw]

Have you even got your words? I haven't got my words. If I were to post about Sergeant Pepper now, it could only be an obvious red herring.

 

[Indie]

I've got my words, and I can guarantee that Janette Krankie isn't one of them.

 

[Suomi]

Let’s put a donk on this bad boy and go!

 

[Suomi]

Hopefully I’ll have as much fun as I did that time I learnt the truth about Cilla Black in Switzerland

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Right my poppets, you should all have your words now. Off you go!

@Indie
@Rhythmbarbican
@Kate
@Suomi
@SDF
@Beryl
@cwej
@Iguana
@Win_the_game
@dmlaw
@COB
@Tisch
@Gangsta Nancy Lam
@Lucille
@ButterTart
@Soldi
@ZenGiraffe
@Rita

 

[dmlaw]

I've got my words now and can confirm that one of them is not engorged. Red herring for everybody.

 

[Kate]

Well here we go then! Honestly what is Ag playing at giving me both Idi Amin AND compass AGAIN?

 

[Suomi]

I've got my words now and can confirm that one of them is not engorged. Red herring for everybody.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Soldi]

I’m SCARED

 

[Indie]

I don't even know what my words mean. I mean what even is a power bottom? What makes it different from a normal bottom?

 

[Soldi]

I also don’t even know what my words mean

 

[Soldi]

I thought it’d be things like THE and APPLE but apparently NOT

 

[Indie]

I think my tactic here is to never say my actual words and just hope everyone else ends up on minus points, wallpaper hydroelectricity.

 

[Kate]

I was expecting everyone to have too cold feet to start sneaky cunting already but there we go

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have no idea whats going on. So I will be following the principle of "What would Helen Keller do?"

 

[Suomi]

I’m SCARED

As long as you know your alphabet and are not afraid to take risks, you’ll be fine.

 

[Suomi]

I was expecting everyone to have too cold feet to start sneaky cunting already but there we go

well some people are naturally war-like and some are like Switzerland, it’s all part of life’s rich tapestry

 

[Indie]

well some people are naturally war-like and some are like Switzerland, it’s all part of life’s rich tapestry

Jark would agree with you there.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh, clarification on the rules!

Is there a statute of limitations to calling someone a SNEAKY CUNT? So if you realise two hours later that someone said something off, can you do it then or is it too late?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

well some people are naturally war-like and some are like Switzerland, it’s all part of life’s rich tapestry

And some are like Chad, just happy to be remembered.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Oh, clarification on the rules!

Is there a statute of limitations to calling someone a SNEAKY CUNT? So if you realise two hours later that someone said something off, can you do it then or is it too late?

You can SNEAKY CUNT all you like, whenever you like until I say the game is over. However a failed SNEAKY CUNT will lose you points.

 

[dmlaw]

I was expecting everyone to have too cold feet to start sneaky cunting already but there we go

It's Suomi. If anyone was going to work themselves up into a furious lather at the very start it would be him.

 

[Kate]

Oh, clarification on the rules!

Is there a statute of limitations to calling someone a SNEAKY CUNT? So if you realise two hours later that someone said something off, can you do it then or is it too late?

I think you just have to be the first to do it, like Amelia Earhart.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

At least two players are already NOT ON ZERO!

 

[Soldi]

Amelia Earhart found in Apartment 5A

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think you just have to be the first to do it, like Amelia Earhart.

Are we just naming random celebrities? Because some poor sod has Cilla Black and that is a shame.

 

[Soldi]

I spilt petrol on me the other day

 

[Kate]

I spilt petrol on me the other day

you'd better stay away from any nearby Swan Vesta matches.

 

[Soldi]

Wankle rotary engine

 

[Indie]

Wankle rotary engine

That's just a list of words. You have to make actual sentences that make sense, like I always doughnuts.

 

[Lucille]

Hot Fanny Adams barebacking noted falafel snorting Tory backbencher. Has this thing already begun?

 

[Kate]

So, Festival Di Soldi eh. Who's voting for Gilead and who would rather pull out their septum with a pair of secateurs than ever hear it again?