Moopyvision 2023: the semi final RESULTS

[ButterTart]

Cannot believe that toxic smegma from Azerbaijan managed to beat ANYTHING.

 

[ButterTart]

They were always going to struggle when even you could only put them seventh.

It was a bit shit but there was so much here that was a bit shitter.

 

[D5K]

Next we lose a qualifier from real life...

 

[D5K]

It's the end of the road in this competition for...

Croatia - Let 3 - Mama ŠČ!

19 points:
1x 6 pts
2x 4 pts
1x 2 pts
3x 1 pt

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[ButterTart]

An actual highlight of my time in Liverpool was seeing them perform (dance a bit because their lead singer was off sick).

 

[Dark Carnival]

Justice for Iru

Wouldn’t count on it. There are some hateful bitches here

 

[Lucille]

Wouldn’t count on it. There are some hateful bitches here

Hey bitch.

 

[Lucille]

Not that I voted.

 

[D5K]

So all but one of these songs will qualify!

Czechia - Vesna - My Sister's Crown
Finland - Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha
France - La Zarra - Evidemment
Israel - Noa Kirel - Unicorn
Italy - Marco Mengoni - Due Vite
Latvia - Sudden Lights - Aijā
Malta - The Busker - Dance (Our Own Party)
Moldova - Pasha Parfeni - Soarele şi Luna
Netherlands - Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper - Burning Daylight
Norway - Alessandra - Queen of Kings
Portugal - Mimicat - Ai Coração
Serbia - Luke Black - Samo Mi Se Spava
Sweden - Loreen - Tattoo
Switzerland - Remo Forrer - Watergun

But which misses out?

 

[D5K]

Not that I voted.

Make sure to rectify that in the final.

 

[ButterTart]

Watergun, Burning Daylight or Evidement to go, please.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't particularly dislike Evidement, I just think she gives more in graceless defeat.

 

[Lucille]

So wicked.

 

[D5K]

Falling at the last hurdle is...

Malta - The Busker - Dance (Our Own Party)

22 points:
1x 6 pts
1x 4 pts
2x 3 pts
2x 2 pts
2x 1 pt

 

[GNL]

Those poor boys

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[ButterTart]

YES! Latvia THROUGH

But poor, misunderstood Malta.

 

[Marina Salty]

RIP

 

[D5K]

So these are the results of semi 1:

Czechia - Vesna - My Sister's Crown
Finland - Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha
France - La Zarra - Evidemment
Israel - Noa Kirel - Unicorn
Italy - Marco Mengoni - Due Vite
Latvia - Sudden Lights - Aijā
Moldova - Pasha Parfeni - Soarele şi Luna
Netherlands - Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper - Burning Daylight
Norway - Alessandra - Queen of Kings
Portugal - Mimicat - Ai Coração
Serbia - Luke Black - Samo Mi Se Spava
Sweden - Loreen - Tattoo
Switzerland - Remo Forrer - Watergun
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13 - ???? - 30 pts
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14 - Malta - The Busker - Dance (Our Own Party) - 22 pts
15 - Croatia - Let 3 - Mama ŠČ! - 19 pts
16 - Azerbaijan - TuralTuranX - Tell Me More - 16 pts
17 - Germany - Lord of the Lost - Blood and Glitter - 15 pts
18 - Ireland - Wild Youth - We Are One - 3 pts

 

[ButterTart]

So these are the results of semi 1:

Czechia - Vesna - My Sister's Crown
Finland - Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha
France - La Zarra - Evidemment
Israel - Noa Kirel - Unicorn
Italy - Marco Mengoni - Due Vite
Latvia - Sudden Lights - Aijā
Moldova - Pasha Parfeni - Soarele şi Luna
Netherlands - Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper - Burning Daylight
Norway - Alessandra - Queen of Kings
Portugal - Mimicat - Ai Coração
Serbia - Luke Black - Samo Mi Se Spava
Sweden - Loreen - Tattoo
Switzerland - Remo Forrer - Watergun
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13 - ???? - 30 pts
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14 - Malta - The Busker - Dance (Our Own Party) - 22 pts
15 - Croatia - Let 3 - Mama ŠČ! - 19 pts
16 - Azerbaijan - TuralTuranX - Tell Me More - 16 pts
17 - Germany - Lord of the Lost - Blood and Glitter - 15 pts
18 - Ireland - Wild Youth - We Are One - 3 pts

At THREE for Ireland.

 

[D5K]

 

[ButterTart]

Yes please

 

[D5K]

Same procedure as last time?

13 of the following 19 acts will qualify, which mean 6 of them miss out:

Albania - Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje
Armenia - Brunette - Future Lover
Australia - Voyager - Promise
Austria - Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar?
Belgium - Gustaph - Because Of You
Cyprus - Andrew Lambrou - Break A Broken Heart
Denmark - Reiley - Breaking My Heart
Estonia - Alika - Bridges
Georgia - Iru - Echo
Greece - Victor Vernicos - What They Say
Iceland - Diljá - Power
Lithuania - Monika Linkytė - Stay
Poland - Blanka - Solo
Romania - Theodor Andrei - D.G.T. (Off and On)
San Marino - Piqued Jacks - Like An Animal
Slovenia - Joker Out - Carpe Diem
Spain - Blanca Paloma - Eaea
Ukraine - Tvorchi - Heart of Steel
United Kingdom - Mae Muller - I Wrote A Song

 

[GNL]

Romania a NIL POINTER if ever there was one?

 

[ButterTart]

I swear to God if Mae can't make it out alive from this shower...

 

[D5K]

28 posters cast a total of 2,148 points in the semis.







But not a single one of them went to

Romania - Theodor Andrei - D.G.T. (Off and On)

0 points:
0x 12 pts
0x 10 pts
0x 8 pts
0x 7 pts
0x 6 pts
0x 5 pts
0x 4 pts
0x 3 pts
0x 2 pts
0x 1 pt

 

[ButterTart]

Surely the most hated Eurovision song of all time? It doesn't have a single redeeming quality.

 

[Marina Salty]

Romania - Theodor Andrei - D.G.T. (Off and On)

0 points:

Worse than Ceaușescu

 

[D5K]

Next we lose...

Greece - Victor Vernicos - What They Say

9 points:
1x 4 pts
1x 2 pts
3x 1 pt

 

[ButterTart]

I have actually forgotten how the Greece song even goes. I remember absolutely nothing other than that he'd come as Nigel Thornberry.

 

[ButterTart]

Worse than Ceaușescu

At least Ceausescu and his missus gave us that feelgood Christmas special.

 

[Tisch]

Switzerland through over Croatia have a word!

 

[ButterTart]

Switzerland through over Croatia have a word!

Moopy has to have one shockingly poor take per contest, it's the rules.

 

[D5K]

Now we lose our first finalist from this heat. Which means at least one of the real-life rejects made it through!

It's goodbye to...

Ukraine - Tvorchi - Heart of Steel

11 points:
1x 4 pts
1x 3 pts
1x 2 pts
2x 1 pt

 

[ButterTart]

Now we lose our first finalist from this heat. Which means at least one of the real-life rejects made it through!

It's goodbye to...

Ukraine - Tvorchi - Heart of Steel

11 points:
1x 4 pts
1x 3 pts
1x 2 pts
2x 1 pt

Correct. This song really was garbage.

 

[D5K]

Correct. This song really was garbage.

I prefer it to Stefania!

 

[Marina Salty]

Now we lose our first finalist? Will we lose another one?

 

[ButterTart]

I prefer it to Stefania!

Stefania just edges it for me, but it's still a rubbish song. How it won last year is anyone's guess.

 

[D5K]

Half way through the reject reveal... three of these songs will still miss out on the Moopyvision final:

Albania - Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje
Armenia - Brunette - Future Lover
Australia - Voyager - Promise
Austria - Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar?
Belgium - Gustaph - Because Of You
Cyprus - Andrew Lambrou - Break A Broken Heart
Denmark - Reiley - Breaking My Heart
Estonia - Alika - Bridges
Georgia - Iru - Echo
Iceland - Diljá - Power
Lithuania - Monika Linkytė - Stay
Poland - Blanka - Solo
San Marino - Piqued Jacks - Like An Animal
Slovenia - Joker Out - Carpe Diem
Spain - Blanca Paloma - Eaea
United Kingdom - Mae Muller - I Wrote A Song

 

[ButterTart]

Denmark, San Marino, Estonia to miss out?