Next Tory leader/ UK Prime Minister (2022)

[Madisön]

Ack - this is all in the wrong thread. @Moderator - can you move everything from 10pm yesterday?

 

[Alex]

Truss is hopefully like Dark Vader. Behind that dark Conservative mask lies the Lib Dem republican Anakin Skywalker of her youth waiting to re-emerge on her deathbed.

Monarchy abolished by end of 2023

 

[Madisön]

A quick search shows she's pretty clean aside from the obvious Splash! appearance.

As a result of losing a bet, she gave a speech in the commons packed with innuendos and the word ‘cock’ ten times. Although that is probably a plus for some.

She also believes in homeopathy.

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

Kemi just said police should focus on REAL CRIME, not hurt feelings online.

Yeah you're a cunt.

 

[VoRonika]

Ack - this is all in the wrong thread. @Moderator - can you move everything from 10pm yesterday?

Done

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

She's frighteningly ambitious and outspoken. She's 10 years fucking younger than me.

No. No.

 

[VoRonika]

Did Kemi host her launch from JEREMY’S?

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

Honestly, I found her terrifying. She's definitely a future senior minister.

 

[GNL]

No expense spared from Kemi's campaign

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

Tom Tugendhat is kinda boring to me. He's a total 6th place.

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

Apparently Kemi once hacked Harriet Harman's website(!)

 

[Kate]

The thing that makes all these SCANDALS and SLEAZE even better is that you know they are all coming from within the party

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

I'm more comfortable with the leader being hapless now (i.e. Liz) because it seems the most mad-cap right-wingers are probably going to be frozen out (so they can't damage the country over the next 2 years).

Still think Morduant wins if she makes the final two, against anybody. That's probably the danger for Labour if there is any.

 

[Havada Kedavra - I Hak to Destroy!]

Exhibit B

It's like a cheap vacuum commercial.

Spoiler

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

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[Havada Kedavra - I Hak to Destroy!]

put that in a spoiler.

Done.

Wow, this forum is a sensitive one.

 

[Jark]

40 Sunak
23 Mordaunt
20 Tugendhat
16 Truss
14 Badenoch
14 Hunt

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

Somebody is surely going to drop out and endorse Morduant to block Truss before long

 

[Funk About Things]

Kemi is dreadful and dangerous. All that populist bullshit will win her votes and energise the nationalists (although how they get their head around her being black is another story)

But she’s batshit enough to sabotage herself before she becomes any kind of serious threat. I’m sure she’ll hang around the sidelines causing chaos most of her career like a Rees Mogg or Gove. Which is good because they’re the ones causing the chasms in the party.

 

[mjkirkham]

Sorry @Penelope and @mjkirkham

Who will you change your vote to?

Oh please, there is no need to be sorry.

This is like being asked to walk out into a field and choose your favourite cowpat.

I'm going to hold my nose and go for the chaos candidate.

 

[COB]

What a first post!

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

No expense spared from Kemi's campaign

This is what’s mad about the gender neutral toilet debate, offices/restaurants/public places have had them for DECADES with no fuss. This venue clearly has them. I’ve never worked in an office with gendered bathrooms. It’s creating a problem where there isn’t one, purely to disadvantage and marginalise trans people.

 

[GNL]

Not content with snatching milk, the Tories are coming for your ICE CREAM next.

(For what it's worth, I don't think the WOKIES at Unilever are at any risk of running a loss on B&J anytime soon).

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Done.

Wow, this forum is a sensitive one.

Not sensitive, but some of us opened this thread at WORK

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Kemi it doesn’t seem very CONSERVATIVE to tell private business how they should and shouldn’t operate.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Putting toxic waste into rivers? FINE, we’re not going to intervene.

Pride flag on your twitter? WE’VE HAD ENOUGH!

 

[Maria Magdasheena]

Isn't it very rare for the early leader to end up the winner?

I still think PENPEN has it in the bag

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

This is what’s mad about the gender neutral toilet debate, offices/restaurants/public places have had them for DECADES with no fuss. This venue clearly has them. I’ve never worked in an office with gendered bathrooms. It’s creating a problem where there isn’t one, purely to disadvantage and marginalise trans people.

We had them at primary school!

 

[Iguana]

The ever-expanding clipart in the thread title

 

[octophone]

Mordaunt has The Telegraph, by the looks of it.

That should seal it for her.

 

[Iguana]

Mordaunt has The Telegraph, by the looks of it.

That should seal it for her.

Is there an editorial or something in her favour?

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

Is there an editorial or something in her favour?

No she bought a copy.

 

[VoRonika]

Priti has ruled herself out.

 

[Funk About Things]

Priti has ruled herself out.

A lifetime of bullying will usually come back to bite you when you’re being asked to win a popularity contest.

 

[Funk About Things]

Mordaunt has The Telegraph, by the looks of it.

That should seal it for her.

Don’t be ridiculous, the Telegraph is a newspaper, therefore it prints news. It does not provide opinions or biased viewpoints on political matters! It doesn’t pick sides or decide who individual people should vote for! What an outrageous perspective!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It's either gonna be

PENPEN vs Rishi

or

PENPEN vs InLizWeTruss

or

InLizWeTruss vs Rishi

I find Truss' "popularity" really perplexing.

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

 

[Jark]

Nads and Mogg look like a grieving widow and best friend who began an affair on the day of their dearly departed's funeral.

 

[Funk About Things]

Nads and Mogg look like a grieving widow and best friend who began an affair on the day of their dearly departed's funeral.

This is eerily accurate (RIP Boris)

 

[octophone]

Is there an editorial or something in her favour?

She had a front page banner with the feature written by the dreadful Alison Pearson.